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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻

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Communist. A better world is possible. 50. he/him

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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9/11/73
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Found this on twitter
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Tofu
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Liu Shaoqi, from "How To Be a Good Communist"
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
The quality of hospital food was already horrible, but it has REALLY gone downhill
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
What the NYT does isn't reporting, it's stenography
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
If Prozac had existed in the 1920s, none of us would ever have heard of Bertolt Brecht
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Further context: Ronny is yet another "reading is not that important" type of guy
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
This is too good to not share it here
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Bruh
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Nostalgia is a hell of a drug
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I was using voice to text to write this, and then he started doing the thing he's not supposed to do with the stitches
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Possibly the best use of community notes ever
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Why does the proletariat, the larger class, not simply eat the bourgeoisie, the much smaller class?
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I genuinely love the group rules for Rate My Plate
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
C was in Thailand just a couple weeks ago for work stuff. She ate a lot of khao soi, which neither of us had ever heard of. She learned how to make it during a Thai cooking class, and tonight we had the yummiest meal I've had in a long time.
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
There's something special about the lift you get from a new pair of glasses. Also I made dinner tonight and I cracked one of the eggs too hard and it just spilled out onto the cooktop but I gathered it up and still managed to leave the yolk a little runny. I always serve C the nicer-looking dish.
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
This is funny
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I actually think this kitchen is incredible, even with the powder blue 70s set up. And yeah, that salamander. You don't have one of those unless you know. And also have a hood vent, you need one of those too
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
The 2024 tweet of the year, for sure. Some of you guys are MISSING OUT just kidding don't go back over there it's terrible
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Pop Tartare
Photo of a hand holding a sandwich made from a large amount of raw ground beef between two pop tarts
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Today is Simon's birthday. He's 11. He's also a little weird about photos
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Fatality
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Accurate
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
At least winter decided to show up this year
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Garçon! Bring us a bottle of California's finest rosé
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Oh, it *should* be unnecessary, but alas
Photo of a sign which reads

PLEASE DO NOT
URINATE ON THE TOILET
SEAT
This ridiculous and wholly unnecessary sign brought to you by: The Management
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
"I miss her cooking, though"
Photo of a sign which reads 

Don't you just hate it when you walk into a public restroom and you are immediately smacked in the face with a sign that says
"please keep this area clean" or "this restroom is for you..." blah blah blah. Honestly, do we really need to be reminded of that? My favorite one is "Our aim is to keep this restroom clean, your aim will help." That one is the worst. It's almost condescending when establishments do that to you. I can't speak for everybody but I certainly don't have to be reminded of something as simple as keeping a public restroom clean and/or cleaning up after myself when I finish. I mean really, who do they think they are putting unnecessary pressure on us like that? Kind of reminds me of my grandmother...great lady but such a clean freak... I miss her cooking though. Nevertheless, we the management can assure you unequivocally that we will never ask you to keep this restroom clean or clean up after yourselves... that would be silly.
The Management
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Big same, Facts vs Craps.
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I'm bored. Here's a thing
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I'll use this website correctly one day. In the meantime:
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Sorry for birdposting, but it's too good not to share
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I love art
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Retvrn
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Time to check the weather report! Let's see, we've got predictions for Today, This Week, and--
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Brianna is still in fifth place. Can we bump her to the top?
Image showing the top 5 most blocked users on bluesky. Brianna Wu's name has a red circle around it to indicate that she is in 5th place.
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
This is "pancakes and waffles" on another level
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
I hate this useless shit
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 19/04/2024
The screen name of the Twitter user I just found is a reference to the song "Bat Macumba" by Os Mutantes. It reminded me of something that I had forgotten about years ago. Specifically, the shape of the lyrics:
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 19/04/2024
There are a lot of chips, and a lot of dips. Not every chip goes with every dip, and a cracker doesn't always do the trick. We find it helpful to treat pretzels as a pantry item. Specifically, pretzel sticks. A lot of pretzel sticks. Turns out you can dip them in anything, it's scientifically tested
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 07/03/2024
And that's all you need to know
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 04/03/2024
What do you know about the Pure Chocolate Goodness®️ of Mallomars™️ Cookies?
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
Well of course it is. Ridiculousness is not a barrier to sandwichification
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
Holy shit this will be 20 minutes down the road from us. Definitely going.
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
Life insurance is a scam but free shipping labels are nice, thanks AAA
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Dan Thomas 🇵🇸🔻 @descripticon.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
Fried tofu with mushroom sauce, caramelized onions, and lettuce on a soft roll with a side of them thar taters
A photo of fried tofu with mushroom sauce, caramelized onions, and lettuce on a soft roll with a side of them thar taters
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