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Gabriel DeSaint

@desaintgabriel.bsky.social
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Former LEO that lived in NYC. Black bloke that loves rock music when not doing "national security stuff". Also trying to make sense of this topsy turvy world. Currently residing in London, UK (doing national security).

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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Riding across the Thames on my little US-made folding bike approaching Big Ben, I was reflecting on what happened back my hometown NYC back in 2001. It breaks my heart, not only at what happened but I was hopeful that it would have made us better people. Hang in there, NYC and America.
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So here I am in the UK as we deal with bollocks on this side of the pond, watching #Trump in my homeland actually try to bribe folks for a midterm GOP win. Funny, didn't we do that about a year ago and there are many empty mailboxes and accounts. Yeah, apparently #Trump is betting on gullibility.
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Milo Yianopoulos. This twit came to the US to stir up shit. Most people travel abroad to take in the sights, meet new folks. Not this tosser. He was pushed Trump's agenda. And it turned around and bit him in the arse. Welcome back home, Milo. We cross paths, I'll give you a Brooklyn greeting.
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
As I watch from across the pond as my country makes an arse of itself by "renaming" Lake Ontario, let's just say I've been passing myself off as Canadian here in London. So thanks to all Republicans for making American ex-pats feel like complete asses around the world. Bunch of wanks and tossers.
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It's funny watching, from this side of the pond, folks in my home country frothing over the "communist" boogeyman and somehow is completely fine with "our" president being spooning mates with one of the biggest communist nations on the planet and Canada is now the "enemy". Seriously. #FOH
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
In '24 "certain folks" voted against Harris "fearing" that a woman leader "would make the US look weak". Instead they voted for Trump who snuck out of Turkey using a catering cart leaving unsuspecting journalists and WH staff on a TARGETED AF1 in imminent danger. Aye, we're looking real tough now.
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
As a Yank that living in the UK, can't say how ecstatic I am about the UEFA telling Infantino to kindly GET STUFFED. Since this has bollocksed up Kushner's plan, Infantino is about to find what Trump does to "friends" that outlive their usefulness. At least the twit got a fake peace prize out of it.
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The moment Infantino started hanging out Trump (aka The Man with the WideAss touch), it was only a matter of time before stuff turned to shite. So now here we are with FIFA being used to extort money from Europe for Infantino fancies. I'm just a Yank in the UK, but UEFA ... tell him to get stuffed.
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
For 4 years+ whilst living in the US, I had to hear Trump viciously whining, like he had an unchanged used tampon, about the 2020 elections and claimed that Russian interference was a "hoax". And then he released the "evidence" that basically implicates him and confirms Russian meddling. #FOH
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It was pure delight watching the #POTUS having to suck it up and place medals around the necks of a very DIVERSE Spanish team, as his favoured, passing-for-white Argentinian team stood in the background with their backs turned to the winners (and him) like the complete tossers they are. #FOH
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It was interesting watching the World Cup final match in the UK as Yank. Also ... WTF ... why did they had to "Americanize" this stuff with a "half-time" show. It is the equivalent of being told, right before Communion, that there will be a burlesque show in your church. Aye, makes no bloody sense.
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
So I saw on the internet the new "limited editions" American passports with Trump in it. Yes, nothing like me checking into Heathrow and have border control open my passport and have it confirm that I'm a certified tosser from the US. #FOH
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This is the reason why I go "Canadian" here in London. Apparently, it seems like Trump wants to treat the world cup like the elections. If things don't go his way, it has been "rigged" or "cheating". And apparently #FIFA is allowing this. Seriously? Crapping on America's 250th wasn't enough. #FOH
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
As my country celebrates what should have been a joyous, exquisite 250th birthday, I can't help but look (from across the pond) at the complete clusterf*ck it has become just because 77M twits didn't want a woman in power and was promised a white utopia. I'll be in a Liverpool pub on July 4th. #FOH
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I do recall a time when watching George W. breezing through townhall interviews and at the same time watching Tony Blair sweating buckets at the same. I remember thinking back then "Damn, England is hardcore". Keep that "hardcore-ness" going with the Farage twit. Come on now, mother England.
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Dear England, it is almost a year since I left the US to come and work in your country. I LOVE England. Nay, I ADORE it. So out of nothing but LOVE for mother England let me share a Farage spoiler: this is the making of the current US clusterf*ck ... English Edition. You're quite welcome, mates.
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
It is tough working in the UK, watching some twit in my home country gets to crap on its MILESTONE 250th anniversary and is attending the NBA finals in my home city as Knicks make the finals in 27 years. Aye, sloshing his overused diapered arse over everything. Please networks, don't edit the boos.
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I've been watching the Stephen Colbert/SeeBS situation in the States, and them dropping him to appease the whims and fancies of a twit. Possibly the worst business decision that is right up there with Decca Records rejecting the Beatles back in '62. #FOH with the bollocks.
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
To black #MAGA folks in the States that's been singing that bullshit about "switching plantations". A question. What's it like on your new plantation, where your white "buddies" are conspiring to ravage your voting rights and representation. Don't worry, I won't wait to listen to your bollocks.
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Dear England, I am enjoying your country. However, there is a strange thing that is happening to me. Every time images of Nigel Farage flashes on the telly, I get strange visions of Nancy Kerrigan being kneecapped with a crowbar in a dark parking lot back in the States. I don't bloody get that. #smh
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
To the black #MAGA water-carrying, folks for Trump back in the States, what is going through your mind right now as Trump, your white GOP "mates" and #SCOTUS are basically telling you that you are worth shit and don't deserve representation? BTW, enjoy your 30 pieces (assuming that they paid you).
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Yes I am just a working guest in the UK and won't be able to vote. But bloody hell, England, to fall to the whispers of Farage and that Reform bollocks. Seriously? I am looking on with disdain at whats' happening in my home in the US, and now you want to bring this shite to your shore. #FOH
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I know its been awhile, but I've been busy. Yes, I work doing national security in England, while some twit that passes for the president of my country picks fights other countries like Iran and pretty much buggers us all. So yes, I've been busy, though I can't discuss this stuff. Sorry.
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
So what I'm seeing on the socials is that a ton of people watched the halftime show in the US that dwarfed that TPUSA bollocks. #MAGA out of spite tried to upstage. My grandmother in the states that is neither an NFL or Bad Bunny fan tuned in just to spike the bloody viewing stats. Aye. #FOH
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
About the Orange Calf taking a pisser on the brave souls from the UK that served and died in Afghanistan. To my UK mates that have served, keep in mind this coming from a draft-dodging twit, that comes from generations of a family that has never worn a uniform. A pile of buggering bollocks. #FOH
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I think that this is the first time in America's history of law enforcement that those that are rounding up and arresting people might have existing criminal priors in contrast to those that they are arresting. So much the GOP decades of bullshit about law and order. #FOH
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Still on that TikTok "all gingers are black" vibe. That being said, I'm reeling from watching the murder of my American ginger sister on stateside as it's being covered and stained with such sociopathic vigour. To willfully murder anything that is GOOD doesn't exactly paint you in a good way. #FOH
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I have come arrived at the conclusion that the Epstein Files must be so horrifying that your average pedophile reading them will be disgusted and demand vicious sentences imposed on those involved. Truly mental.
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Yes, I'm just a Yank working in the UK. At the pub last Friday, this gorgeous woman that caught my eye just raised a mistletoe over her head and toasted me with her pint ... and a wink. Is that some kind of British tradition or am I being "daft". Either way, I am really, really loving England.
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Just realized this. My ex, many years ago, introduced me to Love, Actually as Christmas movie. There is something about England during Christmas that has fascinated me since. This year, I get to experience it. Might even do the Hugh Grant dance ... behind closed doors ... in my flat.
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Just be clear. He ran his campaign partially blaming Biden for the clusterf*ck that HE created known as the Afghan withdrawal. And for months prior to the elections, he and his tosser base screamed about how bad the Taliban were. He just gave the Taliban $45M of US taxpayer dosh. #FOH
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Waking up in London, one of the things I didn't expect was the passing and the murder of Rob Reiner back home. What I did expect was the #POTUS posting some meaningless shit. Someone once posted about Trump's grave having specially made cistern to contain the urine runoff. Yeah.
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Was on X to witness the daily right-wing circle jerk. And came across a psot now accusing Candace Owens of being (get this) an "British MI5 asset". As a former US federal officer that is now working with national security in the UK, I find that as a hard sell. The folks here have higher standards.
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
For all the years I've lived in America, I've had to deal with white folks shoving their "superior European roots" in my face in one form or another. Now in 2025, the same assholes are turning their backs on Europe because of their Orange idol "hurt feelings". Seriously mental. #FOH
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Just to be clear, to sweeten the kiss on his diapered arse, #FIFA created their first #FIFA Peace prize to present to him. In order words, #FIFA is actually saying, we don't really want many people to watch the World Cup next year. Brilliant marketing strategy. #FOH
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
The beauty of the internet: I get to catch up on my local shows via Youtube whilst working overseas. Caught a recent clip of Comedy Central's Daily Show where the anchor referred the Trump's WH gold themed set up as "leprechaun bukkake". Just beautiful.
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
My brain being weird on the Karoline Leavitt age-gap with her husband: It is like a 33 yr. old dude watching a 1 yr. old toddler walking in a yard and saying "I'm going to marry that girl someday". Yeah, it's bloody creepy.
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
When I came to the UK to work, I thought it was going to be a respite from the bollocks from my home in America. I ran smack into Nigel Farage. Meanwhile, what's this shit about Trump going against Mark Kelly for actually SPEAKING THE TRUTH. I guess some folks are into poking sleeping bears. #FOH
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
So what I'm hearing here, across the pond, from my homeland of America, that Trump may played "Can I blow your saxophone" with Clinton. The explains a lot. #FOH
media.tenor.com
homer simpson is playing a saxophone in a room
ALT: homer simpson is playing a saxophone in a room
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Got my first poppy. As a former federal LEO in the US, I've always respected the men and women that serve America. I am currently in the UK working in national security, and I get to show my appreciation of their men and women served. To all that served (on both sides of the pond) God Bless.
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Just to be clear. The Epstein shutdown is about mess up many folks eating and traveling at Thanksgiving back at home. Such absolute bollocks. #FOH
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Just read about the Blue Wave (here in the UK) that happened in my homeland America. Had a happy helping of "bangers and mash" and even helped myself to some beans on toast. I'm surprised I've never tried that back in Brooklyn, NY. Damn, even Mississippi voted blue. Hitting the pubs Friday night.
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Came across more fearmongering by state news rag @nypost.com about "millions" threatening to leave NYC if Mamdani wins. A dirty secret: property values are going up all over NYC EVERY YEAR. Rupert and such ilk knows this as they rub their hands in anticipation of NYC becoming the rich's playground.
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I've been watching MTG, on the socials, railing against the shitstorm that she helped create, and for some strange reason, Jefferson Airplane's "Alice" is playing in my head. WTF.
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Dear England, I've been a working guest in your wonderful country for about 3 months. I love England. No, I ADORE it. So take it from a Yank that's been there. Please close that Pandora's box known as Nigel Farage. That mofo's mouth is writing a check that you will default on. Get stuffed, Nigel.
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Couldn't help but notice that Kimmel got cancelled back in the US, for basically talking about the words of some dude that was supposedly a "freedom fighter" and "peace activist". I can't ever remember folks being cancelled or fired for quoting MLK or Mandela. But here we are. #FOH
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Imagine my surprise a few days ago, on my way to Lambeth and dealing Trump in town. Yes, just when I thought I left this tosser (my growing Britspeak) back in the US, his bullshit still shows up and f*cks with us expats. My friends at work treated me to some pints, last evening. Loving England.
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
My TFL commute was a bit off today. The Northern line was not running so my commute into Lambeth was hybrid (folding bike/red buses). On the bus it occurred to me what today is. The anniversary of 9/11 where we lost a lot of good folks in NYC, PA and VA. I am across the pond, but I still feel it.
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
As I cycle through the streets of London (on my Citizenbike) and travel the TFL, I am thankful that I now reside in a country where healthcare is actually taken seriously, whilst back in my country of birth there is Florida and RFK. And yes, I tell folks in the UK that I am Canadian. #FOH
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Gabriel DeSaint @desaintgabriel.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
The TFL is a far cry from the NYC MTA. The last week I spent getting around London, has been ... delightful. I never thought I'd fall in love with a transit system. Sure there is that multi-zone fare thing in the Tube, but to not have to wait more than five minutes of a train ... nice.
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