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Derril Lucci

@derril.bsky.social
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Eh, I'll get to it later

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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Makes me nostalgic for when my grandma set up a slip n slide down her driveway
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Hi! Quick question: is there any truth to unsubstantiated claim that Lebron James will commute from NYC to Philly via an experimental trebuchet? I'll hang up and listen. Thanks
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Plan to tailgate for my physical tomorrow morning
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Neat that the trophy has a vain. That's fun
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Argentina has them just where they want them
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Funniest outcome is Argentina winning on PKs
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Can't believe no one showed up to the agoraphobia meet up
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My favorite way to bother them when they are sleeping
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
That halftime show felt like it had no cohesion
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
More halftime shows should have the muppets. There, I said it #FIFAWorldCup
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Impromptu biscuit dough that served as a bed for my left over brisket and gouda tossed in bachan's. Does it look pretty? No! But it tastes mighty fine!
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Weddings should have a third place ceremony the night before
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Fifa has an anthem? That's fun. More leagues should have anthems
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is who runs this account
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
IT WORKS LIKE A CHARM
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Just make lego/claymation versions of movies. Explore new mediums
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This labyrinth is so hard to navigate. It's like a maze in here
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Down 4-1. Time to raid the fridge for cold cuts. I don't make the rules
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Weird a zoo keeper is not in charge of keeping the zoo safe, just the animals
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Saw the sprinklers going during the hydration break. Guess the grass needs water too #worldcup
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
NORWAY!!!!!!
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Oscar Bob #worldcup
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
You never hear about super heroes trusting a fart they shouldn't have. #themoreyouknow
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I can safely say that if I woke up tomorrow with 21 million Instagram followers, I'd be surprised I had an Instagram account
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I think I'm going to try a single guay before committing to a Paraguay #WorldCup
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The Del's is going to hit my hand this weekend like mjolnir
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Part of why I enjoy the world cup is you get a wide diversity of the human species. From the elite athletes on the field, to the person in their mid 40s that has been pounding drinks for 6 hours, the entire spectrum is on display
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
People watching in the park is fun. People watching from the park is stalking
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
New At 6: Local man debating opening a second beer before his pizza arrives. Asked about this, local man states: "Soccer gets a hydration break. Why shouldn't I?"
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It's been a long week. I let myself have a little treat and indulged in an intrusive thought by making deep fried baked beans which is just baked beans inside of hush puppies #cooksky
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Hope everyone has a good #caturday
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Twitter put me in jail :-(
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Etiquette tip: if the hotel stops by your room because you are being too loud late at night, you should shout an apology to the hallway so everyone knows you're sorry.
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Better to ask and get shot down than to live never knowing
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Got a tip that the Patriots will be drafting a rookie this year
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Traveling with a partner? Save money by sharing a tooth brush. Follow me for more budget travel tips!
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I think it's time I threw out my Thanksgiving leftovers
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Cooking a dish each #Patriots opponent's home city is known for! Today: Cuban Frita for the #Dolphins! #MIAvsNE
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Decided I'm done going outside for the year. Have fun out there, everyone!
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Cooking a dish each #Patriots opponent's home city is known for! Today: cuban sandwich for the #Buccaneers! Thanks to @rubsmokelove for the #GoldBark for the pulled pork! #NEPats #NEvsTB #WeAreTheKrewe
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Boutte rockin everywhere!
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Cooking a dish each #Patriots opponent's home city is known for! Today: Pierogis for the #Browns! #cooksky
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Cooking a dish every Patriots opponent's home city is known for! Today: Primanti Brother's sandwich for Pittsburgh! #cooksky
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Cooking a dish every #Patriots opponent's home city is known for! Today: Cuban sandwich for the #Dolphins! #NEvsMIA #CookSky
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Cooking a dish every #Patriots opponent's home city is known for! Today: Shrimp Cocktail for the #RaiderNation. #LVvsNE #NEPats
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I hear today is #caturday
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Happy #caturday to all that observe
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
#bbsky getting prepped for the season #BB27
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
We also need to bring back the Inappropriately-Old-Man-Playing-With-A-YoYo
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Derril Lucci @derril.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Power is back on! Thanks everyone!
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