Reposted by Derrick Van Orden (parody)Derrick Van Orden (parody) @derrickvanorden.bsky.social · 07/01/2026I was sitting on Capitol wall 5 years ago. Good fun. 011
Derrick Van Orden (parody) @derrickvanorden.bsky.social · 07/01/2026I was sitting on Capitol wall 5 years ago. Good fun. 011
Derrick Van Orden (parody) @derrickvanorden.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Booking a trip to Australia ASAP. 000
Derrick Van Orden (parody) @derrickvanorden.bsky.social · 22/09/2025This appears to meet the definition of domestic terrorism as defined in 18 US Code subsection 2331. This must be dealt with immediately, or it will be acted on by the fools that listen to this jackass. 010
Derrick Van Orden (parody) @derrickvanorden.bsky.social · 12/09/2025BREAKING: I will soon introduce a set of new laws outlawing negative opinions, criticisms, and jokes concerning Pres. Trump or any of his supporters, allies, affiliates, family members, friends or business partners, including me. We're not f'ing around. Violators will be imprisoned without trial. 000
Derrick Van Orden (parody) @derrickvanorden.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Proud to have @sensmithwi.bsky.social as one of my followers! Semper fi! 610
Derrick Van Orden (parody) @derrickvanorden.bsky.social · 19/06/2025I hope the following video will prove that I'm not a drunk, and that I am actually fit to serve in public office. 1311
Derrick Van Orden (parody) @derrickvanorden.bsky.social · 19/06/2025@jd-vance-1.bsky.social Just followed, VP! I'd love a follow back! 231
Derrick Van Orden (parody) @derrickvanorden.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Whew, I am so glad my good friend Bryan Steil never released that video of me yelling at children in the Capitol rotunda. Guess I'm gonna owe him big time. Maybe a six of PBR? 3172
Derrick Van Orden (parody) @derrickvanorden.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Does anyone have any children or young women I can curse at?media.tenor.coma cartoon of homer simpson with the words go crazy don 't mind if i do above himALT: a cartoon of homer simpson with the words go crazy don 't mind if i do above him 481
Derrick Van Orden (parody) @derrickvanorden.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Geez. Vivek Ramaswamy has come out in favor of defunding Veterans' health care. What am I gonna do without my monthly diability check? But I am saying NOTHING!media.tenor.coma man with white hair and a beard is standing in front of a green wall .ALT: a man with white hair and a beard is standing in front of a green wall . 151
