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I watches my grandson get his head american history x'd by skinheads tonight but i popped two ashwagandhas earlier so i lowkey didnt even really gaf about it

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derpyglomp @derpyglompzors.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

A priest, an imam, & rabbit go to a bloodbank. The doctor asks for each of their blood type. "Im a type A" the priest says. "Im a type b i think" the imam says. The rabbit says fuuuuuuuuu and blows his brains out in front of them all. Was that funnier you fucking freaks? Fuck you.

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derpyglomp @derpyglompzors.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

A priest, an imam, & rabbit go to a bloodbank. The doctor asks for each of their blood type. "Im a type A" the priest says. "Im a type b i think" the imam says. The rabbit says "sorry sir, im a jehovah's witness & this is against my religious beliefs. Ive come to spread the gospel, jesus be praised"

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derpyglomp @derpyglompzors.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Milking a cow doesn't hit as close to home like milking my penis does. This is because self-pleasure changes the chemistry of your brain in ways that actions of milder entertainment value don't really measure up against.

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derpyglomp @derpyglompzors.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

🤔There is something psycho sexual about pickle rick sanchez that makes me uncomfortable. Had anyone else thought this too? 🤔

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derpyglomp @derpyglompzors.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Hey. I love you. Where are you going.

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derpyglomp @derpyglompzors.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I am a factory that turns metal ingots into objects such as gears and ammunition to crush the enemies of our nation

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derpyglomp @derpyglompzors.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

This inspires me to become a better person in many ways.

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derpyglomp @derpyglompzors.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I was sort of horny a few minutes ago. Then i saw art on here where a tech savvy dragon kept burping. I am no longer in the mood for masturbation. Bluesky, you've done it again!

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derpyglomp @derpyglompzors.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Spongebob was CRAAAAZY for this 😂

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derpyglomp @derpyglompzors.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Anyone ever heard that awful song. "We built this city." "We built this city on rock and roll." Sure man. I dont believe that at all. There is no foundations in that.

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derpyglomp @derpyglompzors.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

GTA VI NEWS: in the new game, you can watch your horses testicles shrink or sag down in environments depending on if it is hot or cold

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derpyglomp @derpyglompzors.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

How it feel to be a brotha wit a lot of motion

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derpyglomp @derpyglompzors.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Remembering the world cup today. Anyone else cry? 😢

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derpyglomp @derpyglompzors.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Growing up as a 50's kid, who else remembers these snacks they would give us? We always had tbe best snacks! Kids these days just dont get it.

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derpyglomp @derpyglompzors.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

🤤 durrrrrr durrrrrrrr durrrrrrrrrrrrr durrrrrrrrrrrr durrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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derpyglomp @derpyglompzors.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Getting a 12 hour suspension from twitter because im freaking hilarious is similar to how many oppressed people feel about being freaking hilarious under bidens america.

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derpyglomp @derpyglompzors.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Was watching the music performance show last night. Was moved to tears when i saw this. Who knew!? I didnt!

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derpyglomp @derpyglompzors.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I recently bought scriniver to celebrate my novel hitting 50k words in it so i can better organize it. It is only in Act I atm and it has 4 Acts. Im a little worried im writing too wordy of a book but im having a blast.

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derpyglomp @derpyglompzors.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

We are at the turning point of our history. We cannot afford to lose sjght of the end. We have gotten here. We .ust nit bacm down. Sorry im tired let me try that sentence again. We must not back down. That was better. Thanks.

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derpyglomp @derpyglompzors.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

The mullato pig makes me a little horny. Not much so. Not enough to become an issue but these are the little thinga that bother us in life. We should be honest to the world.

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derpyglomp @derpyglompzors.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

This new faucet meme is absolutely dominating the internet!

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derpyglomp @derpyglompzors.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

The general should cram one of his armies up my tight wrigly brown asshole

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derpyglomp @derpyglompzors.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Im lowkey that non problematic ethnic friend that your parents absolutely love to have over for dinner sometimes because they are so happy you found a normal brown friend who is fun but safe to be around. I dont even get mad when your uncle calls me boy! ☺️

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derpyglomp @derpyglompzors.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

A man washed up onto a shore. Priceless!

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derpyglomp @derpyglompzors.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

What did the general say to his sleevies? 🫡

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derpyglomp @derpyglompzors.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Sometimes i hit it from behind. In his sleevies! Fuck you.

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derpyglomp @derpyglompzors.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

To excuse myself from inaction, i tend to blame the shortcomings of mine on abstract ideas. Works great! Now i dont have to do anything EVER!

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