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After procrastinating it for far too long, I finally got my gold bones on SoT today. It was a long tough road, but finally being double gold does feel pretty damn good! (Shoutout to @sleepyfen.bsky.social for making the logo!) #SeaOfThieves

An image of my pirate wearing the skeleton curse with golden bones, on my boat at the reapers hideout.

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Derpy Gherkin @derpygherkin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

For my whole life I had a disdain for those kinda of people who used essential oils because they used it as a substitute for real medicine and science. Today I thought, maybe there's other essential oils out there, not as a substitute for medicine but for it's own unique and special thing

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Derpy Gherkin @derpygherkin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Thinking about it properly, I've never seen a good billionaire. Surely that doesn't mean anything right?

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Derpy Gherkin @derpygherkin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

That realisation when you move into uni and you now have to deal with neurotypicals again

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Derpy Gherkin @derpygherkin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I never thought I'd see the day someone as passionate about their sleep schedule as myself would somehow twist the universe to be awake at 1am. It's very confusing and infuriating

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SleepyFen @sleepyfen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

When you run out of cannon balls.. #BeMorePirate #SeaofThieves

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Derpy Gherkin @derpygherkin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Having morally negative sex just as God also intended, queer kink is a part of her great creation

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Derpy Gherkin @derpygherkin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Call my dick grass the way dew forms on it in the morning

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Derpy Gherkin @derpygherkin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

So, my exams kinda bombed. But I am the luckiest bitch on the planet and somehow everything turned out okay, I got where I wanted to go but with an extra year to prepare

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Derpy Gherkin @derpygherkin.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Some mornings I wake up and ask myself, "Do I wanna be a switchy bitch? Or a bitchy switch?"

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Derpy Gherkin @derpygherkin.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I'm gonna try to explain cummunism at the tgirl orgy

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🌊💙🐾Chloe🐾💙🌊 @poshcloset1000.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

see..isn’t this nice? what do you mean, “get offa me, i can’t breathe?”😾

Cheezburger via daily kitty fun: “POV You sad so I’m come to Sit on you and purr” pic is of a cat’s face

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Derpy Gherkin @derpygherkin.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Can you play dnd with a 20 sided die from a magic 8 ball? "Ok I'm gonna roll for dexterity on this ancient puzzle" "Don't count on it" "Ah fuck"

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Derpy Gherkin @derpygherkin.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Something something can I have uhhh... concrete bondage with rebar insertion?

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Derpy Gherkin @derpygherkin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

In my playthrough to 100% rdr2, I've been paying attention to real ass quotes I never noticed in my first. "This country was designed to induce apathy in people"

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diane >:3 @plzstayherewme.northsky.social · 27/07/2026

fucking an internet girl until she .coms

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Katie Durmeter @kdurmeter.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Please consider: Girls with huge cocks

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Derpy Gherkin @derpygherkin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

You can tell resident evil is fiction because of its opposite, good landlord. Such a thing cannot exist therefore the original must be fiction

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Derpy Gherkin @derpygherkin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Don't loathe yourself, love yourself Another one inspired by (stolen from) @hands-off.bsky.social

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Derpy Gherkin @derpygherkin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

You know what gets me really horny? A wholesome loving relationship between two consenting adults

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Derpy Gherkin @derpygherkin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

*winks in a failed attempt at subtlety to 32 year old women*

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Derpy Gherkin @derpygherkin.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Overwhelming sentimental feeling hit me so I'm just going around messaging a bunch of people to tell them how to love and appreciate them. I love all of you so so much 🩷

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Derpy Gherkin @derpygherkin.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Suddenly dnd sounds a lot more interesting

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Derpy Gherkin @derpygherkin.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Lifetime of work? Nah over here we've got a lifetime of WOKE Courtesy of @hands-off.bsky.social

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Derpy Gherkin @derpygherkin.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Surely this wouldn't relate to any recent occurrences

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Derpy Gherkin @derpygherkin.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

What a day! Had tons of fun meeting everyone at #sotfest2026 I keep saying it, but shame I couldn't be around longer

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Derpy Gherkin @derpygherkin.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Oh what a shame I'm reposting this to get the attention of sweaty women over the age of 30 oh nyo

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Derpy Gherkin @derpygherkin.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

You're supposed to be "warhammer expert" or something, whereas my entire sisters of battle knowledge comes from one krakduk video, some wiki skim reading and pestering my friends with questions. So why do you call the cosplayer a slut? Have you heard of sisters repentia? Anyway that's tonight's rant

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Derpy Gherkin @derpygherkin.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Why don't we get the cool cyborg stuff? Come on science get a grip

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Dumb Punk 🔞🍓 @bimboypunk.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

"Blessed is the mind too small for doubt" -Bimbo affirmations from Warhammer 40k.

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Derpy Gherkin @derpygherkin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Sit on the cuck chair like Willem Dafoe posing for a picture

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Lilith Fireisle @fireisle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

"You met me at a very strange time in my life" Theme: Movie Moments Movie: Fight Club #SoTShot #SeaOfThieves @seaofthieves.com

Recreation of the final scene from Fight Club in Sea of Thieves, taken from the lighthouse at Port Merrick

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Chas @ SHADOWHEART ERA @cymk8.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

something something dykes on bikes 🏍️🌈💨 (because it's not pride without some l e a t h e r) #bg3

shadowheart and karlach on a motorbike. karlachc is smoking a cigarette while shadowheart sits backward and on her lap

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Derpy Gherkin @derpygherkin.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I hate doing anything tech related. It hurts my brain and stresses me out. Now I'm feeling overwhelmed and strangely lonely

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SleepyFen @sleepyfen.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

The fennec should be held gently, like hamburger. i got too lazy to draw the glasses, but then again i don't think sleeping with glasses on is a good idea.

a small fennec fox sleeping on someone's hand while being gently held up

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SleepyFen @sleepyfen.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Despite being part Desert Fox she is NOT built for this kind of heat T~T

a fennec fox girl sitting on the floor with her onesie partially taken off due to the intense heat

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