Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 9hWhen i tried to feed my ball python, he accidentally dropped the rat while trying to constrict it. Took him a while to figure out where it went 😂 846199
Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 23/09/2026These guys are the theme for sticker club. Sign up before October 1st to receive them! www.patreon.com/derptiles 0222
Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 23/09/2026Its the adorable silky anteater! These guys are small arboreal anteaters found in Southern Mexico down through the upper half of South America 115749
Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 20/09/2026During feeding time, I have to partially dig up Calpico to find him and offer him his food. I usually use a little plastic spoon to gently move the dirt out of the way. This time, he popped up out the ground when I started digging for him 😂😅 219332
Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 17/09/2026We have until October 6th to stand up for the Roadless Rule! 2355194
Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 17/09/2026Keep it Wild! The Roadless Rule (which protects wildlife, decreases the chance of wildfires, and allows for outdoor recreation) is in danger of being rescinded. Please submit a public comment opposing the proposal to remove the Roadless Rule! 012593
Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 31/08/2026Dogs and snakes might be different, but both deserve to be adored and respected equally 🐍🐶 9330117
Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 28/08/2026If salamanders are born from fire, maybe an adult salamander dragon would live in a volcano? 117849
Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 23/08/2026Join derptiles sticker club before September 1st to get the salamanders! www.patreon.com/derptiles 0141
Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 23/08/2026Fire salamanders got their name when people threw logs i to the fire and saw the salamanders jumping out. They thought that the salamanders we born from fire. 336397
Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 19/08/2026For the sake of artists, the planet, and my own sanity, i have to believe that the bubble will pop. I know it will cause some economic problems and people will lose jobs etc. but the world will be better place without gen ai 232846990
Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 13/08/2026Geckitty! As someone who’s never owned a cat, I think leopard geckos are basically cats lol 221444
Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 08/08/2026My leopard gecko princess, Castella! It was her birthday/hatchday a few days ago. She has one eye that looks normal and one eyes that has a half dark iris. it doesn’t change her vision, but it does make her look like that eye is always dilated. 11431107
Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 01/08/2026Oops, i meant to post this yesterday. My illustration for August sticker club theme: Collared Lizard 129075
Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 24/07/2026Some people have also asked for Jimothy merch. I have some raccoon stuff if you have a raccoon-shaped hole in your heart! 0517
Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 24/07/2026Be kind to the raccoons and other local wildlife! Lots of people have requested Jimothy, so here he is with a message! He’s an actual wild raccoon, so please don’t go searching for him or try to interact with him if you do see him out there! 2364101
Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 21/07/2026I watched Project Hail Mary! I appreciate the whimsy of rock crab alien 4586185
Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 19/07/2026Theme for August sticker club! Join before august to receive lizard art! patreon.com/derptiles 0181
Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 19/07/2026The colorful collared lizard! Found in the arid southwestern part of the US 4357100
Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 16/07/2026Felt like it was time to redo my opossum-eating-pizza illustration! The original “i am a creature” drawing was from 2022 ish i think? 319860
Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 06/07/2026The pets and the patches they inspired! I wanted to make little mini iron-on patches to add some personality to all plain reptile-less clothes/bags/hats/etc haha 216037
Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 24/06/2026Here’s the link if you’d like some turtles! patreon.com/derptilespatreon.comGet more from Derptiles on PatreonGet more from Derptiles on Patreon. creating silly reptiles and amphibians. Support Derptiles and get exclusive access to their work. 0103
Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 09/06/2026He’s fragile :( I don’t remember why i drew this, but i found the sketch and decided to finish it 339684
Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 03/06/2026They made the leaves and grass in The Land Before Time look so tasty 😋 172208885
Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 26/05/2026Another of the Derptiles recurring characters! It’s taytos! They’re just little blobby guys. Not a single thought going on in there 011127
Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 21/05/2026He only looks at me when he’s hungry (or confused) haha. The pose if based off this photo of my ball python Pocari, but I chose pewter for the coloration since I’m trying to choose a new morph everytime i draw a new bp 222655
Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 18/05/2026Big, orbular frogwhale! I realized that the only way to show off how big he actually is is to draw him roaming the landscape haha 210317
Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 15/05/2026Just a bunch of cute guys!! I wanted to draw water reptile/amphibian pokemon ~ 101377495
Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 12/05/2026Oops, forgot my sticker club link! patreon.com/derptilespatreon.comGet more from Derptiles on PatreonGet more from Derptiles on Patreon. creating silly reptiles and amphibians. Support Derptiles and get exclusive access to their work. 0142
Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 12/05/2026This design is part of June’s sticker club sticker pack! Join before June 1st to get the snoots! 26810
Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 12/05/2026This is what i think when I see a snake in the grass 🐍 6907294
Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 10/05/2026For the human moms of lizards and lizard moms of lizards! And all other moms too! Blue tongue skinks give birth to live babies instead of laying eggs, isn’t that cool :O 1560146
Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 08/05/2026It’s Hiki the hedgehognose! You might wonder “is he a hedgehog? Is he a snake? What is hiki?” He’s both! I couldn’t decide haha 220557
Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 02/05/2026I feel like i’ve been at war with the monsters at the top constantly trying to destroy the environment. Everyday theres a new reason to call my reps, write a public comment, oppose a proposal. If, like me, you love nature and animals, please keep fighting, dont let them wear you down. 321356
Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 30/04/2026Time to introduce my Derptiles creatures! Starting with Skonk! 521955
Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 24/04/2026It”s birth month of sticker club, so i drew more birds! I saw this photo of a little falcon trying to steal from a big hawk, the caption said the falcon flew away unharmed (and without any food) 120144
Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 21/04/2026Fellow San Jose/South Bay residents, ai data centers are coming for us, but we still have a chance to stop them! Ilovesanjose.org has a petition and a prewritten email to send to the city council. Let’s stop them before they build anything. 4760308