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derpgently.bsky.social

@derpgently.bsky.social
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Meat Popsicle, player of games, reader of books, jaded optimist.

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derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Just apropos of this point...
Stephen Miller claims Charlie Kirk's last wish was to dismantle left organizations, which Miller states will be done in Kirk's name.
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derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Horseshit. Exactly who got fired for using some alternate phrasing to describe any word in this example:
screenshot from the Bullwark's list of blacklisted terms.
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derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
"Look what the homosexuals have done to me!"

- Aspiring NY Times op Ed contributor Lucile Bluth, from Arrested Development
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derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Burke in Aliens, stands in the burning wreckage of the only way out, suggesting everyone comes together and sing a couple songs around the campfire.
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derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I just assume there's going to be a chalk board at customs and they'll be updating the rates by country in real time like old school bookies.
Historic photo of a bookie updating a huge chalkboard with odds on a horse race.
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derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I saw a documentary about this once..
Image from Stone/Parker's Orgazmo, featuring Orgazmo (Trey Parker) and his sidekick Choda Boy (Dian Bachar)
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derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Yup. Hegseth would be concerned that this guy might not max his APT score at 5'5 110 lbs, to say nothing of looking like a scrawny nerd.
Audy Murphy, most decorated combat soldier of WWII, who looks like the kid and of soldier Pete Hegseth wants to replace with 'high speed operators'
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derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
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derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
'Anyway, that was the speech, please clap.'
Stock image of the Nuremberg Nazi Party Congress rally in 1938.
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derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Definitely. I'd double down if I dared. Also, it. Spelled with an 'a'
Gene Wilder as Willie Wanka. Leering in an orange top hat and purple coat.
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derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Grey and black kitten sleeping peacefully on a purple blanket.
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derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Here's a sneak peak at the upcoming uniform update to match our high speed warrior ethos:
Cover art for the movie 300, jokingly identified as the new US military uniform
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derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
(Let me try that again with ALT text) Lol, fair point. Where everyone else shows up looking like Khalid Sheikh Mohammad, he looks like he's on the red carpet.
Mug shot of 9/11 planner khalid sheikh mohammed, looking extremely disheveled.
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derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
So a lot more Wagner on the schedule I'm guessing. Maybe redecorate with some vintage art.
Captured Nazi painting featuring Hitler and a bunch of Nazi troops.
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derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
(apologies to Linus, who seems like an ok guy)
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derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I worry they would be perfectly happy destroying the government for free.
The Joker from 'The Dark Knight' standing in front of a pile of gasoline soaked money on fire.
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derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I just need one sleeve of tagalongs bro.
Dave Chappelle as Tyrone Biggums, working hard on his next fix.
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derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Of all the things to be salty about... Like you noted, if someone hands you a box of Lego character parts, about the only clearly gender coded part is the hair, which is interchangeable.
An image of a genderless Lego character exiting a shower.
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derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Frame from manga 'Spy X Family' headmaster screams "Such elegance!"
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derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 29/04/2024
It is a minor miracle that no one has died. If this continues it's only a matter of time. But even now this is damaging Israel's image in a way that is very bad for future support.
Police arresting US student protesters at St Louis' Washington University.
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derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 19/04/2024
Dennis Hopper huffing nitrous in Blue Velvet
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derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
Here's the long term trend. Before you say 'but line goes up!', spare me.
Price of Bitcoin over time. Wild swings in value in any given year.
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derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 06/04/2024
If you can't handle me at my tuna nigiri, you don't deserve me at my o-toro.
2 pieces of o-toro sushi
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derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
Cover are for Groo the Wanderer by Sergio Argones.
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derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
My daughter watching a sunset.
Little girl watching a sunset
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derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
Two baby bunnies being bottle fed.
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derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
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derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
The morally grey lady strikes again.
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derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
Consequences, you say? Sure, sure... We'll get right on it.
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derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
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derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
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