derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Horseshit. Exactly who got fired for using some alternate phrasing to describe any word in this example: 000
derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 30/05/2025I just assume there's going to be a chalk board at customs and they'll be updating the rates by country in real time like old school bookies. 000
derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Yup. Hegseth would be concerned that this guy might not max his APT score at 5'5 110 lbs, to say nothing of looking like a scrawny nerd. 070
derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 17/04/2025'Anyway, that was the speech, please clap.' 020
derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Definitely. I'd double down if I dared. Also, it. Spelled with an 'a' 010
derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Here's a sneak peak at the upcoming uniform update to match our high speed warrior ethos: 041
derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 21/02/2025(Let me try that again with ALT text) Lol, fair point. Where everyone else shows up looking like Khalid Sheikh Mohammad, he looks like he's on the red carpet. 120
derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 07/02/2025So a lot more Wagner on the schedule I'm guessing. Maybe redecorate with some vintage art. 2461
derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 07/02/2025(apologies to Linus, who seems like an ok guy) 010
derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 07/02/2025I worry they would be perfectly happy destroying the government for free. 060
derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 17/01/2025I just need one sleeve of tagalongs bro. 010
derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Of all the things to be salty about... Like you noted, if someone hands you a box of Lego character parts, about the only clearly gender coded part is the hair, which is interchangeable. 010
derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 29/04/2024It is a minor miracle that no one has died. If this continues it's only a matter of time. But even now this is damaging Israel's image in a way that is very bad for future support. 100
derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 17/04/2024Here's the long term trend. Before you say 'but line goes up!', spare me. 200
derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 06/04/2024If you can't handle me at my tuna nigiri, you don't deserve me at my o-toro. 120
derpgently.bsky.social @derpgently.bsky.social · 08/02/2024Consequences, you say? Sure, sure... We'll get right on it. 000