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DERP-U-SHIRE

@derp-u-shire.bsky.social
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A 26 year old honze tryin to be a BIG SHOT Taken by the fuzzybuns @boobledook Minors/peds/zoos DNI. NSFW, coms closed

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WOLFGIRL9MILLION (COMMS OPEN!) @wolfgirl9million.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
// fatfur okay now that it's been a bit i'll post the followup :D
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DERP-U-SHIRE @derp-u-shire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy spooked month
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DERP-U-SHIRE @derp-u-shire.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
when its already difficult to getcha trouble stallion outa bed without a mornin quicky, just imagine how hard it is after he pins ya against the stable wall with that big ass o his! hope the ranch hand has enough trainin to get outa this pickle, or get his pickle outa this steer heheh
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Sugarboy @sugarboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I fully and completely trust you!
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DERP-U-SHIRE @derp-u-shire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
attention furry fandom horbses show me yourselves!!!! , i promise i wont inflate'cha <w<"
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DERP-U-SHIRE @derp-u-shire.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Looks like we're neck 'n neck with Broncherry burstin 'n Lucario X Mudsdale datenight, let's get a few more votes by the time I finish my last project to get things a movin heheh
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DERP-U-SHIRE @derp-u-shire.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Alright sooooo ideas!~ ●Never underestimate the lung capacity of ya horse! (Steer puffy kisses rider) ● Lucario X Mudsdale datenight prep~ (Lucario freshens up for his "well endowed" Date) ●Broncherry Burstin (Hump'n'pump a Broncherry belly to burstin for that sweet sweet XP~)
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DERP-U-SHIRE @derp-u-shire.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Alright sooooo ideas!~ ●Never underestimate the lung capacity of ya horse! (Steer puffy kisses rider) ● Lucario X Mudsdale datenight prep~ (Lucario freshens up for his "well endowed" Date) ●Broncherry Burstin (Hump'n'pump a Broncherry belly to burstin for that sweet sweet XP~)
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DERP-U-SHIRE @derp-u-shire.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So I'll be honest but a pet peeve of mine, to those of you who have commissioned me in the past I do not direct this at you but a couple individuals who I am no longer in speaking terms with, giving an artist creative freedom and then not liking said creative freedom,
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DERP-U-SHIRE @derp-u-shire.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@joeleenboobledook.bsky.social And her ability to find the fastest route to your destination!
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DERP-U-SHIRE @derp-u-shire.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@joeleenboobledook.bsky.social And her ability to find the fastest route to your destination!
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DERP-U-SHIRE @derp-u-shire.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
LOVE YA WORK
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Squidrot @squiddied.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
spent 9 hours animating this creature
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Greyline @chubbygreypony.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Couple more variants of my lad Cornelius... Modern day and sci-fi forms, as made in Hero Forge
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Greyline @chubbygreypony.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wow, people REALLY love this guy! Didn’t think it’d get this many likes, lol
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Lesballoon 🏳️‍🌈🎈 @lesballoon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Incineroar, Goodra and Keldeo Balloons
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DERP-U-SHIRE @derp-u-shire.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
*puts the furry i popped back together like a Lego set*
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Whyfries Lego Star Wars Building
ALT: Whyfries Lego Star Wars Building
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DERP-U-SHIRE @derp-u-shire.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
tis an honor
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Drip Dry 🔞 @ASC @jackalstyle.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Hungry as a Horse 🐴
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Myst 🔞 @squeakymyst.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
ITS FINALLY HERE!! After lots of efforts I'm proud to bring you all the Pooltoy Druffle Edit! you can find it on my stores.. RIGHT NOW!
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The Yeens' Workshop (Open for Commissions) @weedpup.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
@dudeiloverats.bsky.social making sure the feral/quad pup is happily tightly inflated and full and always an inch away from popping like a furred balloon, all the pets, all the hugs, all the kisses.
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Dragontzin Ⓥ @dragontzin.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Attack #9 This is how macros gently and emphatically fight back in this day and age. If anything, it’s their fault for not making those data centers horse-proof. #ArtFight #ArtFight2026 #macro
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DERP-U-SHIRE @derp-u-shire.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I went from: "ah yes... a modern art thingamajig... a who's do whatsit... a abstractizoid" To: HAHA ITS A GIRAFFE
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Digital Brain (@yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social)
Artist Alex Demers records her painting process in real time, layer by layer, from first strokes to final depth.
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DERP-U-SHIRE @derp-u-shire.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
when its already difficult to getcha trouble stallion outa bed without a mornin quicky, just imagine how hard it is after he pins ya against the stable wall with that big ass o his! hope the ranch hand has enough trainin to get outa this pickle, or get his pickle outa this steer heheh
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DERP-U-SHIRE @derp-u-shire.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
tis an honor
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DERP-U-SHIRE @derp-u-shire.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
newest "stud'bloon" now available on my Patreon, where ya can give me ideas as to what befalls ya'lls favorite equine fellows at the mercy of the mighty air pump, tank, or more! new early access pieces available to all supporters! Thank ya'll. patreon.com/DERP_U_SHIRE
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DERP-U-SHIRE @derp-u-shire.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Works in progress now available on my Patreon, where ya can give me ideas as to what befalls ya'lls favorite equine fellows at the mercy of the mighty air pump, tank, or more! new early access pieces available to all supporters! Thank ya. patreon.com/DERP_U_SHIRE
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DERP-U-SHIRE @derp-u-shire.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
"Hey I'm all caught up on payin off my debts!, got me meds, n now the numbers are starting to go up! What could possibly go wrong!!!!" This mf:
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Joeleen Boobledook @joeleenboobledook.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Join the Noodles's stream for nonsense and probably lots of panicking. Road to getting enough twitch money to afford a Whataburger burger box!! GIMMIE A WHATABURGER BURGER BOX BINCH!!!! Clair obscur expedition 33 www.twitch.tv/joeleen_boob...
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Just some weird Ferret/skunk I heccin stream games and stuff. Just making a fun hobby of being an absolute goober gaming.
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Xydexx Unicorn 🦄💕🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @xydexxunicorn.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Quote-post with something that is a circle ⭕️
A drawing of a pink unicorn with purple mane and tail. The unicorn has been inflated big and round with an air pump. The unicorn has an air hose in its mouth and is saying MMPH? There is a little heart next to the unicorn. Text above reads NEVER STOP INFLATING THE UNICORN OF YOUR DREAMS.
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DERP-U-SHIRE @derp-u-shire.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Eustus Bagge cos play is in the works :]
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Wolf @wolfdetergent.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Large and In Charge
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The Champagne Champion @kafrizzzle.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
sure thing dude
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DERP-U-SHIRE @derp-u-shire.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I am enjoying the newest update ~ it has SOUP
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Greyline @chubbygreypony.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Not sure how Greyline became a literal balloon, but he looks like he’s fine! Enjoying it, in fact! Somebody might want to catch him before he floats TOO high, though. You know what the low air pressure will do to him? Make him bigger. Wonderful art by @emithegoat.bsky.social!!
Greyline floating away, completely spherical. His dick is seen, erect.
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Sugarboy @sugarboy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
My LEGO avatar of myself grows my accurate by the day!
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DERP-U-SHIRE @derp-u-shire.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Pump held hostage~ Sometimes it's best to comply with a pump hungry horse especially when it's the only way for'm to roll off o ya~
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DERP-U-SHIRE @derp-u-shire.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
A bit o in bed pumps gets my gal goin... or.. falling in this case <w<"
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DERP-U-SHIRE @derp-u-shire.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Yum yum getcha sum~
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DERP-U-SHIRE @derp-u-shire.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
WHY DOES MY TOASTER KEEP CATCHIN FIRE, I JUST WANT TOAST YA FINICKY FUCK!!!!!
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DERP-U-SHIRE @derp-u-shire.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Here's a lil bit o derp lore, when I go to the ranch and we'd see these annoyin bastards called horse flies, I would take each and every one o them off my big boys , take off their wings n put them in a big ol cup, n then when night comes around, the toads come out I'd feed'm to'm in a fly Arena
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Animal @bitecreep.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
lift off ?
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The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
A dumb idea I had for a sketch when I should have been sleeping lol.
A very short two panel comic featuring the bust of a horse smoking a cigarette, first battle has him looking off to the middle distance with the words "all I know is Truckin' & fuckin,
And brother"
The second panel shows a bigger plow of silk from his cigarette, with bags under his eyes
"Diesel just hit 7 Bucks a gallon"
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🦇Harper 🔜 ANE 🦇 @2manystripes.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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DERP-U-SHIRE @derp-u-shire.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Who am I squishin under this belly~
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DERP-U-SHIRE @derp-u-shire.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Howdy folks! comin outa the woodwork with a new YHH, message me if you are interested! Any and all support is greatly appreciated! And thank you~
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doubleloop23.bsky.social @doubleloop23.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Can't...hold I'm gonna...EEP!……
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doubleloop23.bsky.social @doubleloop23.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Gosh I can't wait to see my friends today!...where'd that tank come from? Oh no not again!
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DERP-U-SHIRE @derp-u-shire.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Howdy folks! comin outa the woodwork with a new YHH, message me if you are interested! Any and all support is greatly appreciated! And thank you~
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Sen the donkey @sengrisane.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Sorted my thoughts about censorship, so I can stop thinking about it.
Infograph about censorship. It compares it to magnets.
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