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Lean Bean ✨

@derogatoryword.bsky.social
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36. Still in my #POTS & pans. Still unhinged. Still Queer. Forehead still big. Still write about sex. Still BIG Lean. ✨

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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Being a year older hasn't felt like anything but sleep so far...... I've been tearing some sleep UP.
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
37 trips. 🎈
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
My shit looks like a Cream Saver now.... I miss this vibrant pink!
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Me & my SUNsin. 🌞
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Enjoying my "Rainbow Summer" hair color journey & the next color is loading up on Tuesday. 🌈 Purple & Yellow have been a good time. But, I'm excited for what's next!
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I wouldn't even tattoo my government on my skin..... I mean?
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
The peen or the poon ain't never had me that reckless. Matching or themed? Sure. Their government? Never.
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
They're over on Twitter calling me an "elder gay" & I don't like it....
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
*sighs*
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
4'11 & 6'3
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
This is when we should punt their little asses like a football...
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
if the steelers wanted a quarterback who is old and crazy, i would have shown up at latrobe weeks ago.
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
A "dink" is sending me.....
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
The way I'mma gon' head & go home for this one! Shaking ass all up & through the National Harbor.....
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Act accordingly. Move accordingly. If I return the energy you give me..... You'd want to drink bleach & end it all.
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
😍😍
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Raymahl @raymahl.blacksky.app · 02/06/2025
I desire love and intimacy in a way that feels overwhelming. I can feel it in my entire body, like a switch was flipped. Almost like I’m dying of thirst.
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 02/06/2025
Smelling good is a way of life. I can’t walk out the house if I didn’t put cologne/oils/perfume on
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Got three Lego sets today. It's been awhile but, I'm here for it. The first one was just too cute to leave at the store.
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Mr. Deal Closer @primelikedeion.blacksky.app · 01/06/2025
Happy Pride yall 🌈
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I got high & went to Jason's Deli. Got a turkey sammich on Foccacia w/ some Salt & Vinegar chips. The went to Cinnabon & tore down on a perfectly made cinnamon bun. It was...magical.
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
So I almost got ran off the road by a utility truck....... I was livid more than I was scared & my inner Dexter was triggered, immediately.
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Emphasis on "Leave us the fuck alone"
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Too well. That's the problem.
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Day 45 hunnid without booty rubs.
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I need this type of delulu in all facets of my life.
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Laying up with somebody while texting another bitch in their ear is.......... Please just leave people alone man....smh
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
When people say shit about their partners like... "Finally! They're gone. I needed a break from them!" I'm always like..... "Yikes" because why does them living while you're around drain you that badly?!
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Since I'm finding out short people have real preference when it comes to their hugs... If I promised your little ass a hug whenever we meet..... Do you prefer me to bend down to meet you at your level or would you like me to stand up so you can fall on the titties?! Answer!
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
New York me, honestly. That Korea dog hit too!
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
LOL. It's a flight away but, we made it happen.
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I done messed around & started "Government Cheese" on Apple TV & Chile........ 😳
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I hope their living will is up to date.
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
They should change all the speed limit signs in Houston to simply say this:
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 22/05/2025
If you not passing anybody, you should prolly get out the fast lane.
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
A good, firm ass smack reminds me that I'm exactly who I thought I was waking up this morning. Now, I'm smacking my own ass but.....point still stands.
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I really hate shaking hands. Like real real bad. I don't know where your hand has been. I don't know where your hand has thought about being. I will wash my hands forever when I have to touch someone. I don't even trust my soap to get YOU off of me.
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
"Lena, do you ever smile?" Me: "Has there been such lore spread across these valleys told in hush or secret to passerbys?"
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I've been very convinced to not have no chirrens...... Rich Auntie Vibes Only.
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
O M G
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
💛
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orithyia blue. @javeauriel.blacksky.app · 15/05/2025
VA state troopers be sitting in the trees just like this lmao car and all 😭
Michael Jackson looking down from the tree
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I've never seen "Breaking Bad" & apparently that's a bad thing. 🙃
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Adult people scare me...... I just told a 35 year old woman that she had a problem that I can't fix due to privacy & restriction. (Yes, verbatim) Her response: "Why can't you just do it? I don't have the time do add this into my schedule!" Me: "As I just explained in my last correspondence..."
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
The limit doesn't exist.
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
💛🟨🟡
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Lean Bean ✨ @derogatoryword.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Me to me: "Bitch, worry about yourself"
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