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Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

“Doe A Deer” would be their dj name in my world! 😂

Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The toes pointing in five different directions, like they're all trying to escape the same crime scene, which is this old runner that met my boredom! The shoe has unlaced itself, surrendered, “I can’t protect you from whatever the fcuk is happening up there, but legally I'm still footwear right??”

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Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I was thinking about how standing and sitting farts smell significantly different, when a car doing 150 over took me on my left (as opposed to on my right , which is the Irish penal code for road safety!) Don’t drive fast..be an upstanding fart ..

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Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The under cover Garda would have rugby tackled them to the ground before they got to letter N!

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Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Yeah same, unless they’re sending that gimp to El Salvador i don’t care! I think it’s a way for the government to flex … a ‘look at what we’ve done!’ sorta coverage

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Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I’m the same , waking up with a head banging.. I never get sick usually. I hope limsip will kill it

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Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

What a confession..so honest and brave

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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I did a workshop recently with a group of young people experiencing homelessness, & some of the kids were in that same group when I did workshops with them last year. A year of homelessness is a childhood destroyed. And our leaders talk about how things are improving, it's rotten.

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Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

If your surname is Ryan, yes .. that ‘email’ ruined your life and every decency to this day, your clan has a chip on their shoulders, they carried that chip from their shoulders to shoulder of the people to this day …it’s a very old chip now. Meet a Ryan anytime,send that to them,sort yourselves!

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Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

What exactly was wrong with our tanks, they’re lovely tanks .. shiny, never seen one war .. the worst battle they had was the Galway rain on their exposed parts.. Sur it might be a blessing, imagine Ukrainians took them and they broke down.. in battle! ‘sod in the fire is worth a fish in the sea’

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Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

What the Ryan clan wouldn’ve got if email existed during the Anglo Norman invasion in 1172

Image of a Gmail from a Norman invasion leader addressing a clan leader in Ireland

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Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Last one awake in the capital.. beeping horns around Iveagh gardens .. 3:44 AM .. surely we can pass laws that forbid this because beeping cars are not going any quicker than the rest in a jam!! There’s science to back this up .. being a mr cnut inside a car has no increase in speed. 😆

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Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

At 75 yrs you may well be asked by future historians why you chose silence over action. Empty condemnations mean nothing. As Taoiseach of a nation that prides itself on being a peace broker,you had both the platform & the responsibility to act a you sat on your hands. That’s a failure of leadership.

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Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

If they won’t hand back counties what luck have we here , I think a robbery would be justified, a state run repossession of our property by a public office of the U.K.

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Man Puts On Robbery Mask

ALT: Man Puts On Robbery Mask

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Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I wasn’t upset by it,she comes across as very capable, she called her own job economics, bullshit science. Some folk aren’t interested in being liked, they are confrontational. As example, she runs into Michael Martin in the pub,after a lovely book chat,she blames him for her living outside Dublin!!

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Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

I hope it’s the worst attended thing imaginable, more seagulls than people.

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Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

You and Leo wake up every morning and grow lattes on trees and shout your skinny jeaned hipsters coffee genius to photosynthesis you up a bagel!

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Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

I know the right wing are trying to jump on this , it’s disappointing.

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Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

A lot of the solo traders and business up in Dublin tonight say have 6 weeks left before they have to close the doors, it’s that serious. I don’t know if you drive but you pay 2.20 for diesel, 1.20 if it is going to the government, for what????!! I’m sorry for the commuters but that’s the situ 😔

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Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Let’s say you’re right and they are the ring leaders , the argument that the government are profiting of us in a war is absolutely immoral , the surplus they make on the duty rising could be 200 million a month, that’s not right when they charge so much duty

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Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

What percentage of the protestors do you think are far right, I’ve only come across two on TikTok but the majority are farmers with too much at stake to vote for some scruffy far right wanker, they are demanding the windfall the government made this month goes back to the drivers and farmers

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Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

USA aren’t ready for a ceasefire yet.. let them shed 100k soldiers , continue spending 1B a day and have their economy collapse.. then they’ll be ready for a grown up meeting

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Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

“just vibes” implies the decision might be arbitrary or not well thought out… you know what you’re saying. G’luck

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Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Speak in a dismissive way to people, expect it back … I’d expect Odhrán the Moron is used to it!

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Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

I want the ceasefire to collapse, Iran need to teach Israel a lesson and the world I think wants karma for Gaza, it’s a fanatical facist racist shit hole country that offers nothing but poison

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Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

I’d say 8% are rancid and the rest are genuine people afraid of their business collapsing…

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Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Scammer on below details called me (from Vodafone of course!) with the old fashioned offering of 40% off my phone bills! It felt nostalgic hearing them out there still, hunting folk who don’t ask questions like .. Vodafone..they’re all fcuking scabs, no way is this true, scam! I’m no fool…

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Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Those who film their grandparents with dementia on TikTok are some pieces of shit, I’ve left numerous angry comments! You experience it in your family and you know this is a breech, they never agreed to it with a conscious aware mind

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Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

The important bit “However, the path to the high-stakes summit between President Trump and President Xi Jinping has hit a significant geopolitical snag.” It’s impossible to have diplomatic relations while that orange cnut is in the background dropping social media clangers every hr,he’s fcuked up!

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Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

A lot of governments will be checking if BriefCam is attached to their traffic lights im sure . “Israeli software” isn’t going to be something people want to hear associated with anything they use

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Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Looking at the reaction to it online , i wouldn’t imagine it’s common in Europe but im sure there’s incidents. It was some German Americans bringing it up , how in Berlin, they didn’t realise you could just refuse guys, USA you wouldn’t dare. I’m here to defend Irish men today!! Come at me 😆

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Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Well American men are soo much much worse, so they’re getting an upgrade! 😆 I was disturbed to learn this week that American women tend to always give their number away at bars, even if they’re not interested… because of fear these little men’s tempers Wtf 😳

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Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

“individual geniuses drive innovation.” …oh right,thanks collision study.. Cos every genius famously works alone?! Einstein just popped into existence fully formed,went “E=mc²” and then vanished. No teachers, no prior science,no society. Just him and a chalkboard like some physics wizard! Fcuk off😂

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Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

5k likes .. that should be enough to push Wint into videoing this encounter, obviously you have to like puppies!

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Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

I’m not bragging , but… Ayatollah so

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Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

I’m waiting for The Pogues to take a plagiarism case, those boys lifted 12 bars directly from A pair of Brown Eyes..

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Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

I hope it wasn’t a regular thing too but I’ve seen enough nastiness growing up in Ireland… I bet it was a sport for some folk with little else for doing.

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Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

“Sometimes, people in disguise would call to the homes of the single and try to take them by force onto the street to be jeered, making as much of a din as possible.” 😳😳

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Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

We could study the impact of this ban for a few years and see if it’s wise to consider it. The way young people gather and socialise could well be negatively impacted

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Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Indeed! Later there’s Gaul priests accounts describing tax collectors as more terrifying than enemy raids, where the poor see the barbarian territories as places of more humane treatment. The Roman state had become so oppressive that its own citizens saw the "enemy" as liberators.

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Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Zionist Nazis will never stop until some nation physically slams them out of existence

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Dermot Heaney @dermotheaney.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

💯 Listening to the elders at my sauna, which us history folk should always do! They were saying flooding back in their time always showed up in the rivers & drains first, maybe for two days , then the banks overflowed, people were ready for it... now in hours the towns are under water

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