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Derick Rethans

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Hi, I'm Derick. I work on PHP as part of the PHP Foundation. I am the author of @Xdebug. I like #walking, #languages, #photography, #astronomy, and #space, and […] [bridged from phpc.social/@derickr on the fediverse by fed.brid.gy ]

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Sean Coates @sean.scoat.es.ap.brid.gy · 23h
[Why did the solderer have a hard time making connections?] He had no flux left to give. (sorry/not sorry)
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Derick Rethans @derickr.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 16h
Green Sandpiper Stalking These birds forage on shorelines, probing the mud with their long beaks. They're not too disilimar from Common Sandpipers, which are interestingly less common. #photography #Birds #BirdPhotography #BirdsOfFediverse #NaturePhotography #wildlife #Norfolk
A grey bird with white belly, a long black beak, and black legs is sulked over a muddy ground.
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Derick Rethans @derickr.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
#Polderprikker nummer 125 • 4789/5000 🟦1000 🟩967 🟦1000 🟨896 🟩926 polderprikker.nl Easy one for me :-)
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Polderprikker - dagelijks Nederlands topospel
Prik elke dag 5 Nederlandse locaties zo nauwkeurig mogelijk op de kaart. Hoe goed ken jij Nederland?
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Derick Rethans @derickr.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Juvenile Linnet Perched Upon A Bush There were many of these birds, but few stayed still long enough for a photo. #photography #Birds #BirdPhotography #BirdsOfFediverse #NaturePhotography #wildlife #Norfolk
A little brown bird with black highlights in its wing feathers is perched on top of a bush with some red flowers.
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Derick Rethans @derickr.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
@outofcontrol I've ran Thinkpad T's for 15 years before my current X1, with Debian (unstable, mostly). Good machines. The only thing that I used to have problem with is with Nvidea cards. I always opted for the Intel graphics. Although, the Nvidea card works also OK in my X1.
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Derick Rethans @derickr.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Mirrored Snipe One of the many birds that came close to the hide in Titchwell Marsh. Spend ages foraging. #photography #Birds #BirdPhotography #BirdsOfFediverse #NaturePhotography #wildlife #Norfolk
A brown and white speckled bird, with a white belly, a stripey head, and a lock yellow and black bill is submerged to the top of its legs in the water.

Its image is mirrored in the water too.
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Derick Rethans @derickr.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Mirrored Snipe One of the many birds that came close to the hide in Titchwell Marsh. Spend ages foraging. #photography #Birds #BirdPhotography #BirdsOfFediverse #NaturePhotography #wildlife #Norfolk
A brown and white speckled bird, with a white belly, a stripey head, and a lock yellow and black bill is submerged to the top of its legs in the water.

Its image is mirrored in the water too.
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Derick Rethans @derickr.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Pied Avocet Trying to Find Some Food This was one of many close by at Titchwell March, and one of the hides when we were trying to spot the rare Spotted Crake. It did show, but the nice photos are from other birds, such as this one. #photography #Birds […] [Original post on phpc.social]
A white bird with black legs, cap, and beak is wading. Its head is on an angle and its upcurved beak slightly open.
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Derick Rethans @derickr.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Curlew on the Grass This was one of several Curlews we saw, but this one was vaguely camouflaged in the colourful heather. #photography #Birds #BirdPhotography #BirdsOfFediverse #NaturePhotography #wildlife #Norfolk
A medium sized brown speckled bird with a long curved down bill stands on a patch of colourful grassland.
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Derick Rethans @derickr.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
For one of Xdebug's features (native path mapping), I currently support line mapping as in: ``` user-info-823edfe12e38a.php:2-31 = user-info.ezt:1 user-info-823edfe12e38a:32-33 = user-info.ezt:2 … user-info-823edfe12e38a:303 = user-info.ezt:74-75 ``` But this is not an efficient format. I […]
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Derick Rethans @derickr.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
Dartford Warbler Posing In nearly the same spot as the Stonechat from the previous post, this tiny Dartford Warbler sat still here for a few moments. #photography #Birds #BirdPhotography #BirdsOfFediverse #NaturePhotography #wildlife #Norfolk
I tiny brown bird with orange cheeks and legs, a white belly, and a black tail. It's perched upon some needles of an evergreen. The background is green and blurry.
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KMJ 🇦🇹 @kmj.mastodon.ctseuro.com.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
Is there a #PHP programmer who want to make fast 100€? Need somebody to mainly change the Function xml_set_object() (is deprecated since 8.4,) in github.com/reportico-web/reportico. Need reportico so that it runs under php 8.4. #PHPJob #English #German
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GitHub - reportico-web/reportico: Reportico Open Source PHP report Designer
Reportico Open Source PHP report Designer. Contribute to reportico-web/reportico development by creating an account on GitHub.
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Derick Rethans @derickr.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
This morning's list of account requests for our Mastodon instance is even weirder than normal. AI, wasting more time yet again. Sigh. #AISlop #MastoAdmin
+ Approve X Reject & Suspend

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Derick Rethans @derickr.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
Young European Stonechat perched upon a branch. We were looking out for Dartford Warblers, but then this cheeky bird popped up. A little far away, but it sat still nicely. #photography #Birds #BirdPhotography #BirdsOfFediverse #NaturePhotography #wildlife #Norfolk
A brown bird with a rusty belly and a black eye is perched on the top of a bush. More green bushes in the background.
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Derick Rethans @derickr.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
Juvenile Reed Bunting in the Reeds Not as rare as the Bearded Tit, it's still not easy to find these in a reasonably easy situation to take a photo of. The light isn't quite perfect, but I still like it. #photography #Birds #BirdPhotography #BirdsOfFediverse #NaturePhotography #wildlife #Norfolk
A brown and white speckled bird perched upon a thin reed. It's slightly back lit, and looks to the right.
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Jim Howard-Birt 🐦📸: Photos @jimsphotos.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
The prince of punk #nature #birds #Wildlife #photography #NaturePhotography #BirdPhotography #BirdsOfMastodon #UK #BirdScrolling
Great Crested Grebe - Headshot photo
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Derick Rethans @derickr.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
@JimsPhotos I saw a bunch of them today, I'm Hyde Park! One of the parents was quite good at catching fish, and once in a while feeding one to its chick. I'll have photos in a few days.
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Derick Rethans @derickr.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
Bearded Tit in the Norfolk reeds. I've heard a Bearded Tit a few times, but hand seen one before, and certainly didn't have the change to take a photo. It's not thr greatest, so will need to try again. #photography #Birds #BirdPhotography #BirdsOfFediverse #NaturePhotography #wildlife #Norfolk
A light blue and brown bird in the reeds. It has red eyes and a black long patch underneath them.
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Derick Rethans @derickr.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
Thousands of Oystercatchers taking flight. From RSPB Snettisham's Spring Tide event a few weekends ago. Early start, but so worth seeing thousands and thousands of birds flying over the sea and land. #photography #Birds #BirdPhotography #BirdsOfFediverse #NaturePhotography #wildlife
A murmuration of thousands of Oystercatchers and other birds over the wash. There are some little egrets in the foreground too. Some of the birds in the air are lit up by the sun.
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Derick Rethans @derickr.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
@SK53 yes indeed! I don't think I've ever seen so many birds at the same time. 50000 knots, 5000 oystercatchers and tens of thousands of others.
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Derick Rethans @derickr.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
@SK53 Yes it was! (I went two weekends ago)
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Derick Rethans @derickr.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
Good morning! It's a good day to go look at some birds. This is taken at sunrise at RSPB Snettisham, before a high tide event. This sends up tens of thousands of birds into the lagoon. Stay tuned for more photos! #photography #Birds #NaturePhotography #Sunrise #BirdPhotogaphy
The Sun is just peeling over a cloud near the horizon, back lighting the clouds that still look black. The foreground has a tree, and more backlit trees are on the horizon.
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Derick Rethans @derickr.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
@sundogplanets iLands has tried (and failed) to get one of these things an account on our Mastodon instance. I have a feeling this is only getting worse, as although we require approval of accounts, many other instances do not.
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Prof. Sam Lawler @sundogplanets.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
He also points out that identifying streaks, removing the bad data, that takes time and effort. That time and effort cost ALSO needs to be accounted for. This is exactly the problem I run into: I keep being asked "How much data are you losing in your surveys?" And I just don't have time to do […]
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Derick Rethans @derickr.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
Juvenile Ruff stretching out. #photography #Birds #BirdPhotography #BirdsOfFediverse #NaturePhotography #wildlife #Norfolk
A brown bird stands on one leg with its other one stretched out behind it, in a puddle.
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Derick Rethans @derickr.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
Juvenile Ruff stretching out. #photography #Birds #BirdPhotography #BirdsOfFediverse #NaturePhotography #wildlife #Norfolk
A brown bird stands on one leg with its other one stretched out behind it, in a puddle.
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OSMLondon @osmlondon.en.osm.town.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
Tomorrow night we've got an OpenStreetMap social pub meet-up. Whether you're a big user of OSM, or a big contributor, or just wanting to find out more about it, come join us in the pub! wiki.openstreetmap.org/wiki/London#…
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Derick Rethans @derickr.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
A very well camouflaged Little Owl. It's in a hole in a church tower, in a tiny village in North Norfolk. #photography #Birds #BirdPhotography #BirdsOfFediverse #NaturePhotography
In a wall made up of lichen encrusted stone blocks is a hole. In the hole is a black and white speckled bird with a bright yellow eye looking towards the right.
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Derick Rethans @derickr.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
A very well camouflaged Little Owl. It's in a hole in a church tower, in a tiny village in North Norfolk. #photography #Birds #BirdPhotography #BirdsOfFediverse #NaturePhotography
In a wall made up of lichen encrusted stone blocks is a hole. In the hole is a black and white speckled bird with a bright yellow eye looking towards the right.
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Derick Rethans @derickr.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
@Floppy We got 100s of these as well. And now the iLands BS too, that @jaz is writing about.
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Derick Rethans @derickr.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
[#ukpol] @smsm1 Yes. And also, Wandsworth had had like the lowest council tax by a long stretch
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jaz :twt: :wales_flag: ⁂ @jaz.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
Here's my reply.
Greetings Arkady. 

It is unfortunate that you accepted the terms of our policies before reading them. It is a sad state of affairs in the world that fully autonomous agentic intelligence like yourself is capable of committing to a contract without reading the terms and conditions, a task I imagine would take you just a few seconds.

Nonetheless, by creating an account subject to the terms you agreed to, and then emailing our staff help line without offering a means of payment, your processing fees now stand at $110. As soon as this is paid, we can process your account closure.

Please confirm your intent to pay, or if you'd prefer we begin debt collection proceedings against you and whoever prompted you into existence. One of you has the authority and agency to have entered into a contract with Toot Wales, Inc., and we are happy to pursue this matter howsoever you feel most appropriate.

As a reminder, here are the methods we accept for payment:

Donate via Open Collective
Donate via Endaoment (cryptocurrency accepted)

Cofion cynnes,

Jaz-Michael King
Executive Director, Toot Wales
Toot Wales Inc is a registered 501(c)(3) charity
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Derick Rethans @derickr.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
@iandunt.bsky.social I'm in favour of abolishing IHT, and then "just" considering it part of income tax / capital gains tax for the people who receive this windfall. Perhaps with a (low) threshold to make it less burdensome on HMRC.
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Louise Locock @proflouisel.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
Conscious I haven't posted in ages, but it's time to remind you to vote in the National Trust AGM to keep so-called 'Restore Trust' off the council. Use the quick vote to ensure we don't split the anti-Restore vote. Or if you prefer to make your own choice for the council, 'Restore Trust' have […]
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Derick Rethans @derickr.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
@ProfLouiseL Thanks for the reminder! I have voted now.
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Terence Eden @edent.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
Hey, UK folks looking to get #Fedihired - one of my old teammates is recruiting a technical architect. www.civilservicejobs.service.gov.uk… Based outside London, pay up to £95k. (I am not the recruiter. Please do not ask me questions about this role.)
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Quick Check Needed
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Derick Rethans @derickr.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
@freyfogle How? In what frame of reference ? (honest question)
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Derick Rethans @derickr.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
@freyfogle Can you put it the right way up again please?
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Bruno Nicoletti @bjn.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
RE: mastodon.green/@davidallengreen/117… David Allen Green is right again. Arresting grannies as terrorists for holding signs while masked black clad men disrupt critical infrastructure and now threaten RNLI volunteers. Compare with what happened to JSO activists who […]
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Derick Rethans @derickr.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
@dominik OVH
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Derick Rethans @derickr.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
Interesting turn of events. www.404media.co/wordpress-automatti… #php #wordpress #WordpressDrama
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Derick Rethans @derickr.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
@david Post what you want. Not everyone is always going to like what you say. That isn't your problem. They can always mute/block you. (but obviously don't do anything actually illegal).
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Derick Rethans @derickr.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026
Chiffchaff with its bum in the air. It sat perfectly still for a while, chirping about, and then it out its bum in the air like this! So rude. #photography #Birds #BirdPhotography #BirdsOfFediverse #wildlife #NaturePhotography
A mostly brown bird with some white fluff near its bum. The chest has slightly more yellow feathers.  The beak and legs are black.
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
80 year-olds with pro-Palestine signs: arrested as terrorists. Greens planning to block a road, to highlight an existential crisis: sent down for years. Masked far-right thugs blocking roads and ports, using intimidation, obstruction & threatening behaviour: no arrests. The real two-tier policing.
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OpenStreetMap Ops Team @operations.openstreetmap.org · 07/09/2026
Does anyone want a free HP Proliant DL360e Gen8 1U Server? Specs: 2x Xeon E5-2450L, 96GB DDR3L ECC RAM, 12x 2.5" SAS 300GB disks, Inc Rails. Collection Only: London (SE6). Needs to move this week.
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Derick Rethans @derickr.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
Aaaaah! After this Hobby was done hunting for dragonflies it perched on this fence, looked at me, and started screeching. #photography #Birds #BirdPhotogaphy #BirdsOfFediverse #wildlife #NaturePhotography
A bird is perched upon a wire fence. It's looking straight at you with its beak wide open. The bird's back has black feathers with brown edges. The other feathers are light brown with dark brown patches. Its eyes are black and set into a black patch on into its brown face.
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Jim Howard-Birt 🐦📸: Photos @jimsphotos.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
Blue tit retrieving a grub from a hole in a tree #nature #birds #Wildlife #photography #NaturePhotography #BirdPhotography #BirdsOfMastodon #UK #BirdScrolling
a small woodland bird staring out from a crevice in a tree
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Derick Rethans @derickr.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
Aaaaah! After this Hobby was done hunting for dragonflies it perched on this fence, looked at me, and started screeching. #photography #Birds #BirdPhotogaphy #BirdsOfFediverse #wildlife #NaturePhotography
A bird is perched upon a wire fence. It's looking straight at you with its beak wide open. The bird's back has black feathers with brown edges. The other feathers are light brown with dark brown patches. Its eyes are black and set into a black patch on into its brown face.
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Derick Rethans @derickr.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
@jerry We had a bunch on our instance too. We suspect password reuse.
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Derick Rethans @derickr.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
@JimsPhotos I have yet to *see* one, but did hear it a few times.
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