derek @derekwritesalot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026as a california boy i will never get used to going outside and feeling like i’m underwater. Floridians are just built different. someone please tell me: is there a way to walk around during the day in such a way that i won’t start doing my best impression of these windows here? 000
derek @derekwritesalot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026unfortunately i have just been informed that there is in fact, zero expectation of a hurricane, so we’re just gonna have to settle for a baby tornado or something 000
derek @derekwritesalot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026off to go suffer at the gym, but FIRST— gotta check all the nearby bodies of water for a water puppy to wrestle. no such puppy was found, but there’s still time! we’ve got ~8 days to find our bestest boy or a storm to chase. 101
derek @derekwritesalot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i got a concerned phone call about this post, so i just wanted to clarify that this is what i thought was a fun, rhymy little bit about being in the muddy middle of a manuscript. i am an unstoppable force of positivity these days, nothing can bring me down... but still, i appreciated the call. 000
derek @derekwritesalot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026*okay* ~cracks metaphorical knuckles bc i don't have the cartilage to spare in my old age~ *let's do this* 001
derek @derekwritesalot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026fear not! i don't drink either-- a tincture of the above pictured beverage can be provided to you straight. it contains a measly ~750mg of caffeine-- child's play for an author to imbibe! 010
derek @derekwritesalot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026all your covers are fire these days, but this one is *literally* 🔥 110
Reposted by derekTao Wong @taowong.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Preorder The First War, the final book in the first arc of the A Thousand Li series! 272
derek @derekwritesalot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I've been here before, and I’ll be here again. I’ve done this before, and I’ll do it again 100
derek @derekwritesalot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026so... uh, i know it's not spooky season quite yet, but i think i trapped a LITERAL GHOST in what was meant to be a nice little ocean sounds recording?? please tell me you can hear this thing say "hi" *headphones on* 000
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derek @derekwritesalot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026so... uh... one of the incredibly meditative ocean wave tracks had a literal ghost in it??? i cut it out so i don't get jump-scared every time. i feel bad for the poor guy though, so i saved him in a separate file so he can propagate across the internet. might make a separate haunted track too 👻 000
derek @derekwritesalot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026*sending hugs* ~ also i have a sound capture of the beach at high tide i'm going to make a loop track of so i can always get calming ocean noises when i need to stop stressing tf out xD. i'll send it to you when i'm finished!! 110
Reposted by derekDan Moren @dmoren.com · 28/09/2026Men would rather talk to an AI agent than their wives. 1131
derek @derekwritesalot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026never regret the 11pm coffee! hey, on a completely unrelated note, would you care for an espresso martini at the next con? i promise it will have a totallyyyyyy reasonable amount of caffeine in it. @mishagw.bsky.social is going to play mixologist 230
derek @derekwritesalot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026writers when they tell you they’re almost done with that book they’ve been working onstatic.klipy.comelizabeth holmes stareALT: elizabeth holmes stare 110
derek @derekwritesalot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026working on some truly shocking content ⚡. trying to commit to low-no planning & retakes, and minimal editing... so far so good, but i'll update you all as i go along 000
Reposted by derekDaryl Gregory @darylwriterguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The latest exciting news 10312
derek @derekwritesalot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026[ insert name here ], you are so incredibly blessed to receive such heartfelt praise in your inbox. what a lovely [ descriptive flowery word ] 000
Reposted by derekMisha Grifka Wander @mishagw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Ancillary Review is looking for more editors! Message me if you're interested in copy-editing, dev editing, or graphics creation for a Hugo finalist magazine of spec fic criticism! It's volunteer-based and fits with your schedule <3 86255
derek @derekwritesalot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026why yes, i did eat mustard and drink soy sauce straight for my before-bed snack. why, you ask, would i commit such an atrocity? well… 🪡🧵 000
derek @derekwritesalot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026IT’S OKAY TO BE MESSY :). ~ allow yourself to create without the crippling expectation of perfection hanging overhead. 000
derek @derekwritesalot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026and if i wouldn’t have paid the Black Hole fee, it would’ve been like my book deal never happened! Luckily my Licensed Literary Agent was really looking out for me (2/) 010
derek @derekwritesalot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026final update: that $2,500 was the best $9,000 dollars i’ve ever spent. sure i had to shell out $12,999 for the Fee fee, but the Black Hole fee is what really saved me— i don’t know if you know this, but a singularity caused a local collapse in space-time today… (1/2) 100
derek @derekwritesalot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026happpyyyy Monday everybody! today is going to be an amazing day! let's *make* today an amazing day. 000
Reposted by derekRyka Aoki @rykaaoki.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Hey, everyone! Come by, come by! Times listed are in Pacific time, so I should be there with no complications, and I hope good folks like you will be, too. Date: Thursday, September 24, 2026 Time: 6:30 pm - 7:30 pm Pacific Location: Online mountainview.libcal.com/event/17274404mountainview.libcal.comAuthor Talk with Ryka AokiRegistration is required. Sign up below to receive the Zoom information on the morning of the event. Join award-winning author Ryka Aoki for a virtual conversation about her... 33710
derek @derekwritesalot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026dang now you're going to go back to beating my daily word count. well, i enjoyed it while it lasted 100
derek @derekwritesalot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026the old guy in the gym on TRT told me I had the physique of a 10-year-old boy . now i really gotta build breasticles so he’ll respect me 000
derek @derekwritesalot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026update update: i tried to wire them the money but it didn't work... but the agent told me not to worry. all i have to do is send them the $9,000 via cash app and then i'll be off to signing my book deal! 110
derek @derekwritesalot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026no no no, this is amazinggg! they're going to turn my 2,500 dollars into 2 million— i just need to send them 4,000 to pay for the Contract Review fee. And the editor already read my book and LOVED it— after i pay for the Manuscript Review that they already advanced me, we're off to the races! 020
derek @derekwritesalot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026update: i had The Call— i'm getting a book deal! i just have to wire $2,500 so the agent can pay the editor for the Manuscript Review (they already read my book and LOVED it), then the publishing house is going to offer me a million dollar book deal! 220
derek @derekwritesalot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026guys! guys! a local bookshop just called— they want to stock my books in their Physical Bookstore Establishments!! and, and— they have Licensed Literary Agents that are going to present my book to publishing houses!!! 150
derek @derekwritesalot.bsky.social · 20/10/2025“You are not the author of what readers feel, just the provocateur of those feelings.” ~ *The Emotional Craft of Fiction* by Donald Maass 000
derek @derekwritesalot.bsky.social · 28/09/2025broke 60k and closed out chapter 16 of my WIP today. closing in on the climax where’s everyone else at ? 020
derek @derekwritesalot.bsky.social · 27/09/2025sounds like you have some good coping strategies. i need to get on that, someday. someday, but not today, and not until the end of next year. heh. i do like to read what i wrote on kindle or by scrolling back a bit to get touchstones though, so we’re similar in that way. how’s the art coming along? 110
derek @derekwritesalot.bsky.social · 26/09/2025readers don’t read. they just crouch like gremlins and say they’re aura farming 000
derek @derekwritesalot.bsky.social · 26/09/2025i appreciate you saying. yeah i need to internalize this but it’s hard because i want to keep pushing forward to The End what do you do on your off days or how do you walk yourself through lost days? 110
derek @derekwritesalot.bsky.social · 25/09/2025objective reality exists for me to dunk on solo leveling (i read the webnovels: twice, because I forgot I read it the first time [brain damage simulator was very effective]) i got tired of the MC glazing tbh. 010
derek @derekwritesalot.bsky.social · 24/09/2025having trouble choosing a character name? pro tip: steal them from people you meet 000
derek @derekwritesalot.bsky.social · 24/09/2025~ and so the push towards The End continues WIP: book 2 in the Series that Shall Not Be Named [stats] chapters 1-15 are complete, and account for: 55,284 words ~250 pages. onto the rising action >>> towards the climax. all gas, no brakes. let’s go 010
derek @derekwritesalot.bsky.social · 23/09/2025yeeee i [need] consistent production to feel good about myself. so it’s tough when i don’t hit my dailies. i’ll try to internalize this tho 🫠🫡 110
derek @derekwritesalot.bsky.social · 23/09/2025so did the rapture get rescheduled or… ? can someone please call up customer service and report back to us what the deal is? 010