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Derek Haas

@derekhaaswriter.bsky.social
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The only me.

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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
But what if it is real?
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It hit too close to home for me.
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
www.bbc.com/future/artic...
bbc.com
The surprising downsides of being drop dead gorgeous
Good looks can get you far in life, but there are unrecognised pitfalls for the beautiful. David Robson reports.
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They pair great with the "You shouldn't like the thing you like" articles.
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Next they're gonna tell us we're supposed to open the ketchup bottle from the bottom!
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I love the "You're Doing It Wrong" genre of articles. I collect them.
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That’s cause I’m awesome. 😎
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Since season 15 of Chicago Fire is about to kick off, here's a throwback photo I took from 2015...
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
For my novels, I wrote them all by hand too. I wanted a record of where my thoughts went in case I self-edited. Then when I'd type it into the word file, that would be my first rewrite so to speak.
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I remember there was a voicemail recording of a guy losing his shit on the Final Draft help line. That guy wasn't me... but could have been. 😀
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Writers today have no idea what it was like before auto-save.
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
But like Mick Jagger, I still got it.
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m worried that Digger not doing well is going to affect my Dig Dug adaptation.
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No industry? I work in Holllywood.
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And the Emmy goes to... Clayne Scrib, When Bluebirds Soar!
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When people ask what the height of Peak TV was like, I'm gonna say that I would see a headline like "GNARLED starring Ella DeRube renewed for Season 3 on the WeBe network" and I wouldn't have heard of the show, the actor, or the network. And this was every day.
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If there's a really good actor you've seen in a bunch of other shows playing a small, benign part in the beginning of an episode, he's the one who killed her.
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This finally makes sense.
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is it directed by Wes Anderson?
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When Season 2 premiered of Chicago Fire and we had started shooting Season 1 of Chicago PD. 😀
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m hoping Twin Peaks: The Revival is number one. Got a light?
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I just can't imagine working on a scene... welp, phew, finished one page... claps hands together, closes laptop... see ya tomorrow.
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Volchek would be happy.
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In what world are screenwriters only writing one page per day?😜
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'll be honest... no chance! 😥
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yes, and I like you!
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tin roof… rust!!!
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
95%!
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Most writers I've met are nice.
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's a lot of work, but honestly, pretty great.
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Behind the scenes on Countdown when an Oscar nominated writer and an Emmy winning writer joined Jess and Jensen for a scene...
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hamlin or Worthington version?
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If you love them so much, why don't you data data center?
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I went to the one on Sunset and La Brea. I got a double double of data.
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Previous week, Texas 59 - Texas State Bobcats 7.
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This feels like something Elmore Leonard probably had in a novel.
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There's a dialect in the South where someone telling a story always has a question mark at the end of each sentence. I was going to the Wal-Mart? The parking lot was full? Courtney was there... she's the one with the bangs who left DJ cause he cheated? Anyway... when I got there...
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Yeah, I agree. Wears its heart on its sleeve in the best way.
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVkr...
youtube.com
THE UPRISING - Official Trailer [HD] - Only In Theaters September 10
YouTube video by Focus Features
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You'd be surprised.
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
One of my first meetings on a studio lot, I saw Courtney Cox outside a sound stage, smoking... then a guy walk by dressed as a futuristic cop... then a trainer holding the hand of a monkey. I was like "oh, those movies that depict Hollywood got it right."
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If you’re a crime show detective and the suspect has a picture of himself holding a caught fish in front of a cabin on his mantel, that’s where he’s hiding.
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I like how all my life I was told to conserve energy… turn off the light when I left the room, turn up the thermostat… and now a data center eclipses in one hour what I use in a lifetime.
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Always innocent.
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Always!
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A lot of you have reached out and asked if I ever take photos with big fans and of course I do...
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I can't believe the marathoner with ankle weights around his ankles keeps losing the sprint to the sprinters.
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
They are all pro players already. 😁
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
There are pluses and minuses. You know the characters so well and the actors know them so well that you can write to their strengths. It becomes hard not to repeat yourselves... not to fall into familiar ground.
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Pilot episode, 2012.
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