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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I have absolutely no clue what How Bad Do U Want Me means, but as a commentary on Taylor Swift music it cracks me up! #Gaga #HBDUWM #Mayhem
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Conan seemed annoyed the entire John Mulaney show
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
You know what’s confusing to me is that Charli was able to work it out on the remix with Lorde but not Twigs… #brat #charlixcx
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Vaping while having crest white strips on is just diabolical
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Meg is killing it and looks amazing, but what’s up with the set design? #coachella
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
That Gaga interlude definitely used AI or am I tripping? #coachella
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Tyla is cool n all but it’s way too soon for an Aaliyah sample. No one still could ever be her. #coachella
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Marvin Gaye’s What’s Going On hits hard af right now
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Id go straight for @abbyphillip.bsky.social #cnn
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I want a brown spotted mini pig
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
The thing about Gaga songs is 90% of them have a weird ear worm.
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
My current delusional prayer is that Beyoncé made a feature film for each movie done by a different black director. #Beyonce #Renaissance #CowboyCarter #ActIII
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Mayhem is “adult” pop. There’s a level of sophistication where either you get it or you don’t. #Mayhem #SNL #Gaga
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Ok I was WAY wrong about the song choices, but WTF?! #Mayhem #SNL #Gaga
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Taking my bet right now that Gaga performs Abracadabra & Vanish Into You on SNL tonight. #Mayhem #SNL #Gaga
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Wuf 멍멍 @bongrot.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Your mayhem tier list is soooo accurate it’s the best one can I hit it from the back now
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
How Bad Do You Want Me feels like gaga coming for Jack Antonoff #Mayhem
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Delta Work ‘s voice sounds like she permanently has a halls in her mouth, or hella fillers. I love it…could listen to her talk all day #VeryDelta
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Da fuck was that?! #StateoftheUnion
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
This is the most dystopian thing I’ve ever seen #StateoftheUnion
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Not them slapping that sign out of her hand…#StateoftheUnion
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I can’t stand hthe, but the 1st lady’s dress is ☕️ #StateoftheUnion
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Did Musk’s date just take a pill….? #StateoftheUnion
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
So crazy hearing my 8yr nephew rap every word to a Juice Wrld song lol
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I think Nosferatu was the hottest one #nosferatu
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Not ever having The Phantom of the Opera be a lipsync 4 your life song is a SERIOUS missed opportunity #DragRace
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Dylan’s eyes are always blood shot. Looks like someone wasn’t just observing the “greenery” in Scotland #TheTraitorsUS
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
The filter on the confessionals drives me crazy. Why do they look like they’re underwater?! #traitorsUS
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
In my head if you need me…
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Young Robert DeNiro via Taxi….JESUS! Mmmm
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Never seen my dog watch a movie as hard as he watched flow
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
My DoorDasher was surprised I walked down my driveway to get my food. As if I’d make her drive to the store, get my groceries, drive to my house, and walk up my un shoveled driveway?? NEVAAAH
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Trump acting like he ACTUALLY loves McDonald’s is hilarious! I bet this man is eating lobster, steak, and shrimp all day. He was just getting the vote of the McDonald’s eating class.
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I hate that texting is now essentially just being permanently signed onto AIM
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
TICKETS SECURED!
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
“No Kerfuffle” - my favorite midwestern mom phrase
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Why was Kendrick looking kinda good though…
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
COLOMBIAN COCAINE COUTURE
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
WHERE IS JACK SCHLOSSBERG?!
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
It would’ve SLAPPED as an early 2000s lifetime movie though!
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
The roles in Mothers’ Instinct should’ve been reversed. The chick from Devil Wear’s prada shuld’ve been the weird one with the mixed looking baby.
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
The beginning of Keep It, Hold It has futuristic Hade’s Town vibes
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
#2 2025
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Not sure I can ever listen to grimes @grimes.bsky.social again after her baby daddy, Elon Musk, did the n*** salute yesterday. Pathetic and sad.
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Hoping trump’s no DEI includes white ppl singing the national anthem
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Wait wait wait wait wait…soooo was Carrie underwood’s performance pre recorded like Beyoncé’s and the audio wasn’t working? If she was just going to sing with a live band wouldn’t there not have been a problem?! #inauguration
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Most tv/streaming shows should release new episodes on a daily basis like Soap Operas
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Ya’ll are concerned about “illegal” aliens when you need to be concerned about the aliens in the sky!
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Just saw Nosferatu and honestly I get why Ellen was drawn to the Count. He’s pretty much a man in finance with a trust fund, 6’5, with blue eyes
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derekgabriel.bsky.social @derekgabriel.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
1st book read of 2025
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