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Derek French @derekfrench.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Oh, look at the ads I am seeing now on Imgur after this post.

Big Adobe Creative Cloud Pro ad at the top of Imgur, after I posted Fuck Adobe on Bluesky.

2 square Adobe Creative Cloud Pro ads on Imgur, after I posted Fuck Adobe on Bluesky.

Derek French @derekfrench.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Viggo Coyote: It's not what you did, son, that angers me so. It's who you did it to. Iosef Coyote: Who? That fucking nobody? Viggo: That "fuckin' nobody"... is Casper Wick. He once was an associate of ours. They call him "Barker Yaga."

Picture of a dog with some subtle injuries. Text says:

Farm herd Casper, a 21 month old, faced off 11 coyotes and killed 8 of them. He was missing for 2 days right after because he was tracking the remaining coyotes and finishing the job. His vet said he was lucky to be alive.

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Derek French @derekfrench.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Not sure this sign in the elevator about missing dishes needed to go this hard.

Sign with a drawing of sad looking plate with a word balloon saying "Have you seen my family?"
Heartbreaking.

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Derek French @derekfrench.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

I was making a post on Bluesky a little while ago, and I have concerns about my phone's word suggestions in this context after pressing the letter D.

Screenshot of the start of a Bluesky post with the already entered words "your potential swift and brutal" and the phone next word suggestions of "dubstep", "dildo", and "death" after the letter "d" was pressed on the keyboard.

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Derek French @derekfrench.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Suck it, WestJet. (Porter exit row seating)

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Derek French @derekfrench.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Hey, let's go see what else is going on down in the States. Hey Seattle, what's up? OK.

Website news screenshot with the title "Knife-wielding racist arrested after sexually assaulting a refrigerator at Trader Joe's."

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Derek French @derekfrench.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

Going throught some old photos in my archives, when a wild @davidgaider.bsky.social appears! PAX 2010 in Seattle.

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Derek French @derekfrench.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Dear Microsoft Defender: Since I am logged into Windows with my Microsoft account, is there any particular reason you decided to randomly select my wife's MS account, which hasn't logged into this computer in about 2 years?

A screenshot of the new MS Defender screen that has my wife's name and is using her account.

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Derek French @derekfrench.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Just found this old classic between me and my wife. I titled it "A Typical Conversation In Our House".

A picture of a DVD box set of Little House on the Prairie in which the "use" letters of House are covered by a price sticker, so it reads "Little Ho on the Prairie". Textual conversation as follows:

Mom: Do not desecrate my childhood heroine in this manner.

Dad: I am sure they are talking about that one on the right. (note: this is referring to the mean girl in the show whose name I am forgetting)

Mom: She was a bitch, not a ho.

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Derek French @derekfrench.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

You know what? I have decided to fight for a better 2025.

Meme image with following text:

How was your 2024?
Me:
Written by
Stephen King
Directed by
Quentin Tarantino
Soundtrack by
Yoko Ono

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Derek French @derekfrench.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

Today I spotted an Avatar Lego kit in a store. One of the vehicles was the helicopter-like crafts. I realized that I was holding a Lego kit from a movie that Todd had worked on, with a Lego version of a vehicle that that he had designed. What an amazing journey he has had. Love you Todd! 5/5

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Derek French @derekfrench.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Dec 24 - Happy Christmas Eve to all! I am watching Die Hard tonight.

GIF of Hans Gruber falling at the end of Die Hard with the caption:

It's not Christmas until Hans Gruber falls from Nakatomi Plaza.

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Derek French @derekfrench.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Dec 23 - Die Hard has been a Christmas movie since before Old English times. According to the ancient texts.

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Derek French @derekfrench.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Dec 22 - I will say it again. Die Hard is a Christmas movie. "I ain't even mad."

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Derek French @derekfrench.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Dec 21 - Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

Photo of a man accessing a ceiling vent with the caption:

Don't forget to leave cigarettes, shoes and a twinkie in the ductwork for John McClain on Christmas Eve.

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Derek French @derekfrench.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Oh wow, I just found this clip from The Abyss Director's Cut, from near the end of the movie. Check out the guy in the bottom left corner getting "pants'd" around the 14 second mark! 🤣

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Derek French @derekfrench.bsky.social · 20/12/2024