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Derek DeVries @derekdevries.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

That oughta hold those S.O.B.s ...

Derek DeVries @derekdevries.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Infinite possibilities, and he chooses the one that looks like he's being railed from behind and jerking off two other dudes. I guess I shouldn't kink-shame his "liberty".

Proposed designs for a gold coin featuring President Donald Trump, shared U.S. Mint. In the coin, Trump has a sour look on his face, and is weirdly hunched forward as though he's standing behind a desk with his fists pressing on the surface. His trademark comically-long tie is visible under his trademark ill-fitting suit.

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Derek DeVries @derekdevries.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Perspective is very important. (Also: fuck open office layouts.)

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Derek DeVries @derekdevries.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Johnson is so fake that if he was hit in the face with a shovel, it would leave a perfect imprint of his mug in the steel like a Hanna Barbera cartoon.

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Derek DeVries @derekdevries.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

It's what happens when one has the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter.

From "The Simpsons" Mr. Burns sitting at a desk using a pair of calipers to compare measurements on a reference model head.

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Derek DeVries @derekdevries.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

One of these days Trump is going to snap a bloody twig and Kash Patel will start naruto-running at Gavin Newsom.

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Derek DeVries @derekdevries.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Every MAGA conspiracy theory is the result of them being too dumb and lazy to look anything up.

@RobSchneider on X: "FYI... There were NO Children's Hospitals when I was a kid. Because kids weren't sick." The post contains a fact check that the first children's hospital in the United States opened in 1855, and earlier in other parts of the world.

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Derek DeVries @derekdevries.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

In these challenging times, Wilbur would like to offer you his stuffed moose.

A cute white dog resting his front paws on a couch and looking into the camera with a small brown stuffed moose toy in his mouth.

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Derek DeVries @derekdevries.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

This reminds me of when Sandra Bullock ordered a pizza online in 1995:

A frame from the 1995 movie "The Net" showing a computer monitor displaying the website "Pizza.net" and an online order in process. Seated before the computer is Angela Bennett (Sandra Bullock) who is placing the order.

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Derek DeVries @derekdevries.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

What's bananas about this is that Eisenhower, Reagan, and W. Bush were cheerleaders. Male cheerleaders shouldn't be controversial.

An old, blurry, black and white photo showing a young Ronald Reagan smiling and wearing a college sweater that reads "Eureka".

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Derek DeVries @derekdevries.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

"Nothing so charms the American people as personal bravery."

A black and white rendering of abolitionist John Brown preparing to throw a submarine sandwich at a police officer.

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Derek DeVries @derekdevries.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Which also leaves open the door for...

An image of a white vending machine with an orange roof-like top. Inside the vending machine is a plastic chicken that is surrounded by multicolored plastic eggs containing tiny prizes. The marquee on the lid of the machine reads "Fun! Egg!".

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Derek DeVries @derekdevries.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

My Trumper neighbor decided he should try to cut down a 60' dead pine tree by himself and cut the power to the whole neighborhood when it inevitably fell into the power lines.

Utility trucks with buckets extended as linemen repair electrical wires on a replacement utility pole.

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Derek DeVries @derekdevries.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Patient Zero: (trainers say this is the reference most frequently cited by men as the goal physique they want to achieve)

A scene of a shirtless and blood-spattered Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt) smoking a cigarette while flanked by other Fight Club members in the movie of the same name.

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Derek DeVries @derekdevries.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Destro is at again with the Weather Dominator...

Frame from the 1980s cartoon show "G.I. Joe" showing a large futuristic silver and blue cannon with a red cobra head on the top against a blue sky. In the turret seat is the silver-domed villain Destro at the controls.

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Derek DeVries @derekdevries.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Alabama is consistently one of the top ten states that are most dependent on the federal government. Tommy Boy should stick to insider trading and lay off the inner cities that subsidize his state's failure to take care of its residents. www.visualcapitalist.com/states-depde...

A detailed chart created by Visual Capitalist depicting an ascending list of the US states that are most dependent on federal funding, where Alabama ranks #6.

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Derek DeVries @derekdevries.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Especially when the real energy problem is techbros trying to monetize AI slop.

The Pawn Stars meme showing two men in black polo shirts while standing in front of a waist high glass display case. The caption reads: Utility Company: "In summer, set your thermostat to 79 degrees." | Me: "Best I can do is 70 degrees."

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Derek DeVries @derekdevries.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Fascist larvae Charlie Kirk re-posted a video about Rockford, Michigan to make some racist point about small towns. You will not be shocked to learn that both precincts of the City of Rockford went for Harris in 2024.

A screen capture of the results in Kent County, Michigan from the 2024 Presidential Election on November 5, 2024. At the top is a map showing the various precincts - the two precincts that represent Rockford, Michigan are highlighted in pale blue (because the City voted Democratic in the presidential election). Below, a table with a bar graph titled "President/Vice-President of the United States" shows that Kamala D. Harris / Tim Walz prevailed over Donald J. Trump / JD Vance by 51.66% to 46.31%.

Tweet from @charliekirk11 showing a video of the City of Rockford, Michigan with the caption "I wonder why America's small towns are so placid, lovely, and orderly. It's a total mystery

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Derek DeVries @derekdevries.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

COUNTERPOINT: No, It's Not, LOL.

A dark blue bar graph titled "Bluesky Registered Users" that depicts a steady increase from September 2024 through May 2025.

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Derek DeVries @derekdevries.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

HGH and horse paste have turned Joe Rogan into a Street Shark.

Two Street Shark action figures against a white background.

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Derek DeVries @derekdevries.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

This Michigan republican regurgitating right-wing think tank talking points about education went to a private school where the student to teacher ratio is 9:1.

Tweet from @joshuaschriver reading: "I would rather have 50 kids in a classroom with an excellent teacher than 10 kids in a classroom with a poor teacher."

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Derek DeVries @derekdevries.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

The vast majority of studies show 70%-80% of social media users don't read past the headline. MOREOVER, the vast majority also share articles without even reading them. So, yeah, headlines matter. Studies also show that people prefer shorter headlines (and will ignore longer ones). We're so cooked.

A Bluesky post from @kateconger.com reading: "also, with love, I think people ascribe too much power to headlines. I see this discourse that seems to assume that, if the headline was different, it would somehow be a KO to make the subject of the story act different? but when subjects call to complain about a story, it's almost always a detail."

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Derek DeVries @derekdevries.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

A photo of the cast of "Penny Dreadful" inside an elegant staircase.

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Derek DeVries @derekdevries.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

LOL the first? Kitch-y motel Honeymoon Suites beg to differ...

The interior if a motel Honeymoon Suite containing a heart-shaped hot tub and a round, heart-themed canopy bed with mirrors all around the headboard.

A motel honeymoon suite featuring a heart-shaped red canopy bed with a large mirror above the headboard.

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Derek DeVries @derekdevries.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Even if Trump *wanted* qualified, smart people to work in the Executive Branch - none would work for him because he's thrown everyone he's ever met under the bus. By the process of elimination, only morons and rubes are left to run his government.

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Derek DeVries @derekdevries.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

This is embarrassing, even for the NYT.

A procession of people entering the New York Times headquarters wearing brown paper bags on their heads.

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Derek DeVries @derekdevries.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Fetterman must be desperate. I unsubscribed from his campaign texts in Sept. 2022 when he turned into a genocide enthusiast and they just started texting me again.