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@derekdesanges.bsky.social
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books & short stories: derekdesanges.wordpress.com/books feature articles & reviews in the museum sector: desangeswritings.wordpress.com tips: ko-fi.com/derekdesanges Profile artwork by Emma Weakley. Je suis anglais.

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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the sky last night
a pink and blue sunset captured between the silhouettes of buildings
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i have no cat, please accept some roses, @katiewest.bsky.social & have a lovely day:
orange roses climbing over a white fence balcony from their terracotta planter, seen from below
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
medium shade here but who decided 'Derek' was a good name for a protagonist? i like my name but this is. odd.
poster reading 'who is Derek drummond? a raven by day. a man by night'
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
met a handsome stranger
a large tabby cat with white socks sprawls indolently on the bonnet/hood of a dark volkswagen. he has white whiskers also
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This goes an order of magnitude more for short stories. Especially flash fiction. It blows my mind that there are people who think "more world-building" is something to prioritise over the story in a 2k narrative, but they're out there. They walk among us.
Tumblr post: 
@plaguedocboi
Jul 23

I say this as someone who loves worldbuilding, but too many people seem to believe that what makes a story good is some imaginary Worldbuilding Score that increases with the level of detail you’ve put into the linguistics and economic systems instead of, like, telling a good story.
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
look at this thing
a delicious pain suisse au pistache on a blue and white plate which was worth the horror of going to bougie wanker land and getting a pressure headache from the altitude. it's exquisite
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Solutions to all your Nazi network problems:
screenshot of some tumblr tags which read "haven't heard from charlie kirk in a while either it must be said"
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Just reminding everyone!
the table of contents for Summer in the City from Ruadán Books: "Beirut", Gemma Church, "Las Vegas", Karl Dandenell, "Liverpool", Die Booth, "Honolulu", Lyssa Reese, "Toronto", Michael R. Colangelo, "Tokyo", Benjamin Adams, "Washington, D.C.", John Leahy, "London", Hannah Catrin Shearer, "Houston", Andrew Kozma, "Dubai", Edward Barnfield, "Philadelphia", Mia Dalia, "Plymouth", Derek Des Anges, "Venice", F. E. Choe, "Melbourne", Tracie McBride, "Denver", Kevin Raines, "Jo'burg", Xan van Rooyen, "Jersey City", Jeff Somers, "Barcelona", NM Whitley
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
even the trees have given up
a tree has dropped a branch and part of its trunk
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
thanks to @unfortunatalie.bsky.social posting about it, i managed to nip in and see the doreen Fletcher exhibition on fourier Street today!
a painting by the aforementioned artist showing a woman waving to her small child, who is riding an old fashioned carousel in a darkened field
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
who is this and why is she in my stairwell
a pretty tawny brown moth who is shaped like a chevron. she's on the grey carpeting giving 'i'm not meant to be here'
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
bees too!
a honeybee on a mallow flower
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
if you sit still birds happen:
a monumentally scruffy little male blackbird perched within grabbing distance just behind a wrought iron green garden chair
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
having a coffee in the phoenix garden, which is appreciably cooler than the surrounding area, because arboreal microclime, etc. (bsky ate the previous version of this post which had 3 pics)
a sunny bench surrounded by trees
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
recommend painting one yourself so you can have whatever you want on it!
a black and gold paper parasol. the black stripes have speckled stars
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
William Blake house has an update for us
graffiti reading 'some are both to sweet delight / some are born to endless night'
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
MURUGIAH at the quentin Blake centre for illustration in clerkenwell
large, multifaceted mask sculpture in vivid colours
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
i love my header image so much i framed it,btw. it's the first thing you see coming into my flat.
print of a sunlit courtyard viewed from the shadows. a hooded figure sits at the edge of a fountain, observed by a cat and a minotaur. there is a small high up doorway in the distant wall
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
We don't usually see each other's headers. Here's mine. Quote post with yours. (i don't like flashing follower counts around very much so i've censored that)
books & short stories: derekdesanges.wordpress.com/books
feature articles & reviews in the museum sector: desangeswritings.wordpress.com
tips: ko-fi.com/derekdesanges
Profile artwork by Emma Weakley.

Je suis anglais.
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
i dumped a sorry-looking pansy plant on top of the water retention moss in my big fig's pot and after much watering and several melodramatic wilting sessions it is flowering!
some tiny pansies growing atop dead moss
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Marquees, Photo by Jenny Holzer, 1993. photo in black and white of two people passing under a movie marquee which reads 'DEVIANTS ARE SACRIFICED TO INCREASE IN GROUP SOLIDARITY'. a behavioural trait any autistic amateur anthropologist studying allists can recognise painfully well
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
image of John waters saying 'remember, pornographers have always been on our side. brave, ready to fight for our rights. smut is our friend.'
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Alliaria petiolata! they're a woodland creature but you can find them in parks and appropriately shady verges.
a sea of garlic mustard plants with heart shaped serrated leaves and high held small umberells of white flowers. both leaves and flowers soar at the top of a long stalk
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Ian Richardson as Lord Groan after his library is burnt:
ian richardson as lord groan, staring owlishly at the camera with a forlorn set to his mouththe owl formerly known as king charles iii, in ermines and stupid bling hat, staring down his beak at someone. he's sitting in a big gold chair as well, the twat
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
love the way container gardening has me filling up my my phone with endless slightly different shots of small green blobs coming out of the dirt. They're growing!! they grow!
slightly discoloured terracotta pot holds multiple seedlings, lettuce and nasturtium
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
there's a brick wall in crouch end with multiple alpine plants growing off it and they're all flowering at once
sunny brick wall with little plants growing out of the side and they're flowering in bright purple, it's so nice
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I think this plays much better than the snake thing
A sign from Kew Gardens reading "Please don't tread on me I'm trying to grow"
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Ahem.
Green party logo and the following:
"Guess who has no connections to Epstein OR Putin?
Funny, that.
The Green Party:
Making the bare minimum look easy, because it is."
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
It just keeps getting better
the same poll as above, but now at 79% for the top option
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
when i get a new follower
sesame Street screenshot with subtitles reading 'time for the birth of terror. me'
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
i entirely winged this cake and fuck me it's gorgeous. adding a tablespoon of (uk, sweet) mincemeat truly elevated it. as did accidentally doubling the amount of spice
a freshly baked fruit cake emerges from a nest of greaseproof paper
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Holly made this of my mouldy teabag for me
a mouldy teabag with a series of colour swatches overlaid on it. they are: mocha #ao5039, damp lichen #959e9b, driftwood #eoc9c3, char #76762, and freshly brewed #d17e5c
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
you know it in your heart
epica handshake meme: one arm is "military history dads", the other is "costume drama slasher perverts", they are shaking hands on "April 1805, Napoleon is now master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him- Oceans are now battlefields."
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using with no explanation
phil ellis saying 'I made a terrible decision', with the reflection due to such a remark.
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Sorry this was my immediate thought
three hand handshake meme: "the nightmare begins", "kill the moon", "live thru this (1994)" all shaking hands on the statement "courtney is great in this"
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
the likely site of this joyful infant's conception:
spudulike: beautiful by nature
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
pig: processed
the beginnings of the procession of the hog's head from the worshipful company of butchers. the head is very clearly papier mâche
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
graffiti reading: 'morb' and 'London is antifascist'
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
back when i had Photoshop and a functioning computer i used to spend ages making covers like this. now i only have access to a mouse and photopea i use default designs and block colour... but NEVER A.I.
front cover of 'heavy' which is a pig's headfront cover of 'the next big one' which is a black and white photo of a virusfront cover of 'as simple as hunger' which is kind of a repeating wallpaper of a scorpionfront cover of 'above decency' which is the silhouette of a plane in a cloudy sky
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
yes. photo from 2018.
the same butterfly case as in the quote post, but there's an old white guy on the far side looking at the contents
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
running an effective single-issue campaign involving emailing MPs is something @goodlawproject.org have absolutely nailed and a lot of other groups and individuals have not.
People are pressed for time and stressed beyond limit and unable to formulate a coherent and sourced argument individually against something they know is wrong or in favour of something they know is right. if it matters to you, and you ARE able to do that, for god's sake put together a template email people can work from! give them a hand! if it matters to you and YOU managed to write the email, let everyone else copy your damn work, this isn't school!
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains. i'll do better than that:
hole: live thru thispulp: different classgarbage: version 2.0manic street preachers: generation terrorists
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
honestly this works even better:
Either Gillian's blocked or I am. Hey ho!
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
where's my blue peter badge please
witness my badly-macguyvered hanging planter stack, created from a series of alumnium japanese soda bottles (melon flavour), now containing small pansies and dangling from green garden twine from my balcony railings. you are awed and impressed, not pitying and filled with second-hand embarrassment.
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
The Communist Bugs Bunny meme, with the text "OUR unforced error"
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
No cheating, your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist
snufkin addresses stinky in 'the moomins', saying: "excuse me, but i find it unpleasant talking to you. go somewhere else."
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
"Is there a technology the left is excited about?" Yes.
It's the Futurama Suicide Booth! It's only 25 cents! What else can you buy for 25c???
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
poob has it for you.
orcboxer.tumblr.com posts on the 24th of March 2024:

"Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you."
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
saintfelina.tumblr.com posts on the16th of february 2026:

"women in GLAM (Galleries, Libraries, Archives and Museums)"
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