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Derek Benigno @derekbenigno.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

I'm skeptical but I wouldn't be surprised if they were related. Attempting to find said horse I instead found this insane image. Yeah, AI could never replace people in a creative manner.

On the left is a horse in a pillory with its front legs sticking out while on the right is a man in a pillory that kind of resembles an Egyptian pharaoh's sarcophagus in shape. There are large rocks in the background and foliage in the foreground.

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Derek Benigno @derekbenigno.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

I bet if you could look around you could find another. Maybe one like this:

A toilet at the top of stairs with at least 6 step. Two red arrows point to hand rails, one being metal and very short while the other made from an unknown material and much longer and more functional.

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Derek Benigno @derekbenigno.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

This is the second Pee-wee related thing I've seen today. Must be a sign! Also, here's the other thing I saw:

Six panel comic

First panel:
Two men attempting to help Pee-wee Hermen. One man asking "Hey kid, what's your name?

Second panel:
Pee-wee replies "I can't remember."

Third panel:
The man asks "where are you from?"

Fourth panel:
Pee-wee replies "I can't remember."

Fifth panel:
Man asks "can't you remember anything?"

Sixth panel:
Pee-wee replies "I remember Trump is in the Epstein files.

*Which is 100% true.

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Derek Benigno @derekbenigno.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

I felt lucky when I got one of the LEGO Game Boys from Kohl's for $10 the other week. Well, at least they gave me a $10 Kohl's cash thing too. The Game Boy itself is pretty nice. Pretty much exactly the same size as the original

A Lego Game Boy placed on the left of an original Nintendo Game Boy.

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Derek Benigno @derekbenigno.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

I remember the NU 64 cover of Nintendo Power issue #80. I liked the name but I can see having it shortened was probably for the best.

Magazine with text from top to bottom

Bonus Issue 1996
Nintendo Power
Happy NU Year (the number 64 displayed as a shadow for the N.U. letters)
January Volume 80

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Derek Benigno @derekbenigno.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Confirmed grumpy. This is what bitter paint results look like.

Very poorly painted Warhammer 40,000 miniature.

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Derek Benigno @derekbenigno.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Imagine not knowing they exist and then seeing an error screen floating in the dark and foggy sky.

Digital billboard with an error message illuminating an otherwise dark and foggy night.

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Derek Benigno @derekbenigno.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score

Rotten Tomatoes website
Film titled Mortdecai
Rated R, released Jan 23, 2015
Runtime 1 hour and 46 minutes
12% tomatometer (109 reviews)
31% popcorn meter (25,000+ ratings)

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Derek Benigno @derekbenigno.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Terrible news, everyone! 👨‍🔬

The upper portion of the page depicts an illustration of a young centaur warrior drawing a bow. They are standing in an outdoor setting with rocks and trees.

Below are a set of player character details to play as a centaur from the Dungeons and Dragons book titled "Mordenkainen Presents: Monsters of the Multiverse"

This provides a small amount of information about them such as creature type, size (which is medium for some insane reason), speed, and other traits.

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Derek Benigno @derekbenigno.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

Every single day is worse with that orange fuck up still breathing.

Image of a white cat with angry eyes standing outside on the grass. White text above says "Touching grass isn't enough" and black text on the right side of the image continues by saying "I need bad things to happen to evil men in power"

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Derek Benigno @derekbenigno.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Ahoy! I've lived in the area since 2006. Kennydale tends to be more on the expensive side. The Highlands, Cedar River are more affordable. Fairwood and the East Plateau are nicer too and probably more expensive. Higher crime in the other areas. Map include for regional references

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Derek Benigno @derekbenigno.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Well, having FloridaMan blood running through my veins, I would go with the ever humble Excaligator!

Above text: FOX6 NEWS
"An alligator is swimming in a Florida lake with a knife in its head via.fox6now.com/rL6mG"

image of an alligator with just its head above the water and a knife sticking out of it at an angle.

Middle text reads: "I'm pretty sure whoever pulls the knife from the gator's head gets to be the new king of Florida."

Bottom text: E X C A L I G A T O R.

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Derek Benigno @derekbenigno.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Found a neat hollow chocolate T-Rex for my son for his Easter basket. Well, we forgot about it in the trunk and it got hot yesterday ... It's a chocolate pancake now. 😭 I was able to find a replacement after I dropped him off at school this morning. 😎 Guess I'm eating the "dead" one now!

A chocolate T-Rex that has been melted flat. It lies on a white desktop. An MSI computer keyboard can be seen in the upper left corner.

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Derek Benigno @derekbenigno.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

That's the sort of thinking that keeps us poors poor. /s ... actually my statement might be true but I still agree with you. #FreeLuigi

Ben Affleck in dark blue denim pants and a blue long sleeve shirt with the sleeves pushed up to his elbows. His right hand holding a cigarette and his eyes are closed while he appears to sigh heavily.

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Derek Benigno @derekbenigno.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

It should but the laws are keeping them back at the moment!

A smiling Luigi Mario winking with both fists clenched, his right arm extended. #EatTheRich

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Derek Benigno @derekbenigno.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Didn't think I'd use this twice today but here we go!

The Wheel of Fortune puzzle board that partially reads I HOP_ H_ DI_S. A blonde
caucasian woman in a long, black sleeveless dress gestures with her right arm stretched from the right side of the puzzle board.

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Derek Benigno @derekbenigno.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Good luck, pal. Here's a pic from my purchase to show I'm not BSing. I found my set near their pop culture/Funko section in electronics as opposed to a section in the main toy department.

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Derek Benigno @derekbenigno.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Mail call! Just got my awesome new mugs from Nix @punklenix.bsky.social ! I haven't purchased glassware for over a decade (because of clumsy kids) but these were too good to pass up! I got two because I want my Dungeon Master Daughter to have one also! I hope she likes it as much as I do. Cheers! 🍻

Two 12 oz glass coffee/tea mugs custom etched with a random assortment of cartoonish versions of fantasy weapons and polyhedral dice shapes. Masterfully etched by Nix @punklenix.bsky.social and these mugs can be found at https://mc-etching.myshopify.com/products/adventure-mug

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Derek Benigno @derekbenigno.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Mail call! A few more additions to my 3/3.5e D&D collection have arrived via @nobleknightgames.bsky.social ! I really need a checklist for all these. I have so many 3/3.5e books already but I keep seeing more of the smaller modules here & there. I'm aiming for a full set because it was my favorite!

Four third edition dungeons and dragons game books laid out on a blue blanket.

Top left titled Fantastic Locations Hellspike prison. By Matthew Sernett. Battle map art by Jason Engle

Top right titled Defenders of the Faith: a guidebook to Clerics and Paladins. By Rich Redman and James Wyatt.

Bottom left titled Enemies and Allies. By Bruce R. Cordell, Jeff Grubb, David Noonan, Skip Williams.

Bottom right titled Fantastic Locations Fane of the Drow. By Gwendolyn F. M. Kestrel. Battle map art by Jason Engle

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Derek Benigno @derekbenigno.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Looking like a heart piece to me.

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Derek Benigno @derekbenigno.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

When I was little I had the version that was on a pencil. I'm not 100% sure where I got it but I really think it was when my friend's mom took us to a New York Mets baseball/spring training thing. (Photo courtesy of eBay. Also, $850‽‽)

A yellow colored pencil with blue text that reads "Zelda 2: the adventure of Link" with a figure of the hero, Link, hanging on with one arm and both legs wrapped around the pencil. His right hand holding a sword.

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Derek Benigno @derekbenigno.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

I welcome our new wooden robot overlords! 🪵 🤖 👑

Bender, the robot from Futurama, in a wooden body and limbs, has his arm raised and a finger pointed upward to the sky.

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Derek Benigno @derekbenigno.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

I see how it is. You were still awake and didn't reply. smh...

Oregon states: "Okay good night for real this time" on November 30, 2024 at 9:56 PM

Derek Benigno asked "you still up?" (Pondering emoji) on November 30, 2024 at 11:38 PM

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Derek Benigno @derekbenigno.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Nice. Have you seen the Grinch variant?? I ordered one this year to cause mischief to the elf. Hoping to have fun with it.

Elf on the Shelf variant. It's the same as the elf version except it has a Grinch head.

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Derek Benigno @derekbenigno.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

I remember way back when DC's Lobo did a number on Santa. I figured the war on Christmas started/ended about there.

Content warning: gore and violence!

4 panel comic with DC' s Lobo fighting Santa Claus.

First panel: Lobo says "Come on old man! Make it easy on yourself!" as he attacks Santa with his two knives. Santa replies "You'll ... Never take me--!"

Second Panel: Lobo says "'Zatafact, now?" and punches Santa with his left fist causing Santa's right eye to pop out and dangle from its optic nerve. The sound effect "Krak!" appears in big letters.

Third panel: Santa's right eye continues to dangle but he snatches on of Lobo's knives and shouts "That is it! DIE, YOU NAUGHTY BASTARD!" and connects with a left hook to Lobo's face which causes blood to spray from his mouth. A bold "THUD!" sound effect shown above Lobo's head.

Fourth panel: Lobo says "You wish, sucker." And he lands a mighty blood splattering blow to Santa's face. The sound effect "BOF!" appears at the point of impact from Lobo's punch. The knife in Santa's right hand slashes into Lobo's left arm with a "Riiip" sound effect"

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Derek Benigno @derekbenigno.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Does Krang's bubble walker fall into this design shape?

Krang, the alien brain monster from dimension X, piloting his small bipedal robot suit.

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Derek Benigno @derekbenigno.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

I'm a lucky birthday boy today! My friend got me a cool set of gifts on my wishlist. I had to resist the urge to buy it myself just to make gift buying easier for my friends and family. But the items in question are the Dark Fantasy Tarot deck and the guide book by @jedwardneill.bsky.social ! 🥳

Three items resting on a computer desk. From left to right, the Dark Fantasy Tarot deck box, the Dark Fantasy Tarot guidebook, and the still sealed tarot deck, all by J. Edward Neill.

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Derek Benigno @derekbenigno.bsky.social · 20/10/2023

Who remembers this spicy book? I just repurchased it after doing an inventory of my collection & noticed it had disappeared. I think an old DM never gave it back. 😑 Anyhow, this book turned 21 yrs old this month. Time to inflict awful things on my players! (They gave the ok) #dnd

The Book of Vile Darkness. A Dungeons and Dragons supplement from the 3.0 edition. Released October 2002. Authored by Monte Cook

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Derek Benigno @derekbenigno.bsky.social · 11/09/2023

Those horns look awesome on there. For a split second I thought they were wings and that reminded me of Jay Garrick's Helmet. Either way, I agree that big D20 looks like a great place to store that headset.

Jay Garrick, the original Flash, wearing his red outfit with the lightning bolt across his chest. His face shrouded in darkness from his silver kettle helmet that has a pair of metal wings on the sides.

Art by Alex Ross

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