derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 26/12/2025If you watch the colorized version of It’s a Wonderful Life, you will be visited by an angel who will show you how much better your life would have been had you not watched the colorized version of It’s a Wonderful Life. 000
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 24/12/2025How do you just “find” a million documents? If this is just their fucking way of flooding the zone with fake documents in an effort to delegitimize the real ones…. 🤬 000
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 24/12/2025In a normal timeline, this would rock me to my core. It’s sad that I just read this and think, “Yeah, that tracks.” 000
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 24/12/2025There were more headlines when Biden stumbled over his words. 000
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Those who demand more evidence in the face of already staggering evidence before they turn against DJT had no problem believing that Biden had died in 2020 and was replaced with a robot because "Trust me, bro." 000
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Is it too much to ask to search the hard drives of 36% of the US population? 000
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Here’s the thing: He isn’t Teflon. There’s nothing special about him. He’s gone through life carefully constructing an image of himself that says he’s untouchable, that he can do whatever he wants. So we give up. We fold. We say, 100
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 21/12/2025I remember back when there were serious consequences for obstruction of justice. 010
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 21/12/2025The fact that DOJ didn’t redact all instances of the victims’ names is keeping in line with what we knew all along: The victims are not their priority. Protecting Donald Trump is. 000
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 19/12/2025If the Justice Department doesn’t have to follow the law, why am I expected to? 010
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Yes, Sesame Street and Fraggle Rock characters are technically Muppets. But “THE Muppets” are Kermit, Miss Piggy, Gonzo, Fozzie, and the rest of the gang.media.tenor.coma group of muppets are standing together with their mouths wide openALT: a group of muppets are standing together with their mouths wide open 010
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 18/12/2025For those who didn’t watch it, it was just lies, shameless self-promotion, and blaming others to avoid taking accountability. I mean, I didn’t watch it either, but he’s not going to change his ways now! 000
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 17/12/2025I know The Muppet Christmas Carol is amazing, BUT DON’T SLEEP ON CHRISTMAS EVE ON SESAME STREET!!! 🔥🔥🔥 010
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Yet another reason I feel so cynical. What the fuck is wrong with people? 010
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 15/12/2025It’s funny that The Charlie Kirk Show is condemning Trump’s words about Rob Reiner because if Charlie Kirk were still with us, we know he’d been doubling down, supporting the president, and fanning the flames. 000
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 15/12/2025He knows how badly we’re going to speak of him when the time comes. And there’s nothing he can say that will top it. 000
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Well, he made it! Happy 100th, Dick Van Dyke! I grew up on Mary Poppins. (Still one of my favorites!) And I enjoyed seeing him dance at 93 when he made his appearance in Mary Poppins Returns years ago. And I started rewatching The Dick Van Dyke Show months ago—a show I loved and grew up on. 120
Reposted by @derekb27.bsky.socialZohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 10/12/2025It’s been two weeks since ICE took Yuanxin Zheng from his father. He is six years old. He’s still not home. This has to end. 5203361410651
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 09/12/2025The two Christmas episodes of ER in which they heavily imply that Santa Claus is real live rent-free in my head. 000
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Why do people say stuff like the following? “Unpopular Opinion: I hate coleslaw.” That’s not an opinion. I agree that you don’t like it. How about this? “Unpopular Opinion: Coleslaw is gross.” 000
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Confession: I put more cinnamon and sugar on toast than what is necessary or appropriate. 000
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 03/12/2025One of the most exhausting things about being alive right now is growing numb to everything going on around us because it’s too much to take in and focus on … and then having moments of rage and fury that slowly become more than we can bear so we grow numb again. 000
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Trump should identify as a woman so that all of their stereotypes of female leaders can be accurate. 000
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 01/12/2025If eggnog didn’t have “egg” in its name, a lot more people would drink and like it. 000
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Between Thanksgiving and Christmas, I’m trying a little under 10 recipes. And they’re *almost* exclusively from The Golden Girls Cookbook. Why? I don’t know. I found it on Hoopla, and I’m just going for it! (Plus, who doesn’t love The Golden Girls?) 000
Reposted by @derekb27.bsky.socialGeorge Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 25/11/2025This is exactly what you do With presidents who coup 888240685787
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 25/11/2025The Venn diagram of men who like “I hate my wife” comedy and those who experience the male loneliness epidemic is a circle. 000
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 25/11/2025The moment you lose respect for someone you thought you knew when you witness them litter. 000
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Gremlins 2: The New Batch makes me sad because the better version of the movie includes the scene in which the VCR you’re playing it on messes up. But … it doesn’t make sense to play that version anymore. 🥺 000
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Since everyone is giving their Oz opinions, here’s mine: While I *love* the Muppets, The Muppets’ Wizard of Oz is a big piece of shit! 000
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 23/11/2025I know people joke that their kids are feral, but our son has resorted to hissing at those in his vicinity when faced with adversity. 000
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 23/11/2025The longer I live, the more I realize that there are people who think Alaska and Hawaii are to the south of the continental United States because of maps like this: 000
Reposted by @derekb27.bsky.socialKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 22/11/2025There are going to be prominent Democrats and mainstream media voices who insist that we have to "turn the page" and "forgive and forget" and they should all be roundly ignored, if not mercilessly mocked. 38885711890
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 22/11/2025People who are not interested in seeing certain movies sure are interested in talking about how they’re not interested in seeing certain movies. 000
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Blue raspberry's crime is being a made-up flavor that led to blueberry erasure. 000
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 21/11/2025It should be beyond clear by now that we have a president who does not want to help us. He wants to hurt us. 000
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 20/11/2025There is a danger in saying that Trump crossed a line THIS TIME! That NOW there is no debate as to whether he should hold office! He crossed lines in the very beginning! He never should have been elected in the first place! … 1/2 100
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Will never get over Van Jones’s “He became president in this moment” comment. 000
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 20/11/2025WE THE PEOPLE ARE BEGGING YOU!!! IS ANYONE LISTENING????!? 000
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 20/11/2025The news that nooses and swasitkas are no longer considered hate symbols really got me thinking about something: We need to see the Epstein files and that fucker needs to be impeached and removed from office! HE CAN NO LONGER CHANGE THE SUBJECT!!!!! 000
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Not holding a president accountable until there is proof that he is a pedophile is like not recognizing or confronting racism until there’s a burning cross on the front lawn. 1/2 100
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 20/11/2025At this point, just decide for yourselves if Die Hard is a Christmas movie, and let’s all move on. 000
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Scene: The President when presented with the evidence of his actions and faced with the possibility of consequences for the first time in his life breaks down uncontrollably crying. The sounds are unlike anything we have heard from him before. … 1/2 100
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Can you imagine if there were files with possible evidence that a low-income, low-profile person committed a heinous crime? But that person could never be charged with those crimes because those files were highly confidential, so they refused to open them? Yeah, I can’t either. 000
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 20/11/2025“You do realize he’ll never face consequences, though?” CAN WE JUST FIGHT AND BE OPTIMISTIC FOR ONCE??? WE DON’T HAVE TO THROW IN THE TOWEL ALREADY! I make no predictions in regard to consequences! But can we just stop wallowing??? 100
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Is everybody gearing up to be indundated with messaging that we should learn to forgive because … Jesus??? As though we should EVER consider forgiving someone who has never shown remorse for ANYTHING! 🙄 000
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Hey, everybody! Let’s take a step back! Maybe he’s grown as a person since then! 😒😏🙂🤭😆😂🤣 000
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Clay Higgins is auditioning to be the next Bubba. 000
derekb27.bsky.social @derekb27.bsky.social · 18/11/2025OK, somebody just needs to be a patriot and leak them. 110
