Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 16/04/2026Not a great photo, taken through the window of a speeding bus (hence the blur at the bottom). But the pretty rainbow was a slight reward for getting soaked in a sudden torrential downpour on my walk to the bus! 000 0
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 16/04/2026@swisslet Amazing, didn't realise I was Masto friends with a star! 😂 "Play your hits and fuck off" should be the aim of every festival act, but especially Glastonbury. 000 0
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 15/04/2026[The Boys S05E03 minor spoiler] Of course The Deep has a cybertruck and listens to Limp Bizkit 😂 *Chef's Kiss* #WankPanzer #CyberTruck #TheBoys 000 0
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 15/04/2026Another thing they don't tell you about getting older: you can wake up with a bruise and no idea how you got it 🤷🏻♂️ 000 0
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 14/04/2026They are literally moustache twirling villains at this point, sitting in a revolving chair, stroking a cat in a secret base in a volcano. Absolutely no fear about saying the quiet parts out loud. 000 0
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 14/04/2026Techbros: civil liberties being eroded - great news for us! 🤮 "News of Meta’s plan to include facial recognition in its smart glasses broke out in February. In an internal memo, the company noted that the current situation in the U.S. was a good time for the feature’s release. “We will launch […]mas.toOriginal post on mas.to 100 1
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 11/04/2026As a timeline cleanser, this is Daisy who belongs to a neighbour of mine. Super friendly 😍 #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon 030 3
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 09/04/2026Happy new Taskmaster day to all who celebrate! 🥳 #Taskmaster #TV #Comedy 012 2
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 07/04/2026[USPol] I don't talk about politics much on here, I especially dislike talking about the orange cretin, but (and I don't use this word lightly), he is insane. Casually tweeting about wiping out whole generations whilst sitting on the toilet shitting out last night's cheeseburger is insane […]mas.toOriginal post on mas.to 000 0
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 07/04/2026@swisslet The scrap metal man still comes around here, complete with unintelligible announcements, although they're now from speakers. West Bridgford might be too posh 😉 100 1
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/04/2026@kopio I've watched the first episode, definitely off to a strong start 000 0
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/04/2026Happy First Contact Day to all who celebrate 🖖🏻 #StarTrek #FirstContactDay 021 2
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 04/04/2026Just got home after a lovely 8 mile walk around Alton in Staffordshire (near Alton Towers, you could actually hear screaming from the rollercoasters!) This is a wire sculpture of a fairy in a tree, somewhere between Oakamoor and Cotton. #Photography #Sculpture #Walking 052 5
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 03/04/2026What has two thumbs and crashed his MiSTer multisystem, corrupting his carefully crafted Sinden light gun SD card and all the games. 👍🏻This guy👍🏻 Lesson learnt, set it all up again and backed it up this time! 🤦🏻♂️ #Retro #RetroGaming #VideoGames 021 2
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 03/04/2026Had a look round pretty much all of the charity shops here on the search for #vinyl and came home empty handed. If I liked Slim Whitman though it would have been my lucky day! 000 0
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 30/03/2026Just about to watch the new episode of For All Mankind. I loved the early seasons but I've got to admit that it's starting to lose me, the further it gets away from reality. Now they have to plausibly convince me that a Mars colony could possibly win against Earth. Hmm, we'll see about that […]mas.toOriginal post on mas.to 000 0
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 29/03/2026"Remember: Spring back, fall forward" A friend of mine on Facebook used to say that every time the clocks changed and see how many fish he reeled in. It's honestly one of the only things I miss about Facebook. #DaylightSavingsTime 000 0
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 26/03/2026@okwithmydecay Last update in the play store was 14 June 2025, but I'm very happy to hear updates are on the way! Still not fussed about quote toots though 😂 000 0
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 26/03/2026@okwithmydecay It's Moshidon. When I originally joined Mastodon I tried all the android apps and it was by far my favourite. It will eventually become unusable I'm guessing as Mastodon gets updates and the app doesn't, I'll deal with that bridge when I come to it! 100 1
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 26/03/2026My favourite Mastodon app, no longer being updated, can't quote toot and doesn't display quote toots. I'm fine with that. 110 1
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 25/03/2026If people say Brits are obsessed with the weather, they're correct. It was 20C last week, today it's 7C and alternating between hail/sleet, gale force winds and bright sunshine. #UK #Weather 054 5
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 20/03/2026Assault rifles: Not banned in America. Tonka beans: Banned in America. How are you supposed to make sense of a country like that? 🤷🏻♂️ Anyway, have a great weekend lovely people of Mastodon. Chin chin! 🍻 #Beer #BeersOfMastodon 011 1
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 18/03/2026Bought a couple of super cheap records on sale at Rarewaves for a tenner and got sent this instead, which from the receipt in the packaging I believe was supposed to go to a guy in Sao Paulo, Brazil. Sorry buddy, if you got what I ordered, I probably got the better […] [Original post on mas.to] 002 2
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 16/03/2026Watch Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die instead. A far far better film. Don't want to say too much about it, I'd describe it as a cross between Black Mirror and The Fisher King. #Movies 000 0
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 16/03/2026I watched War Machine on Netflix. What's the military equivalent of copaganda? I like a big dumb action movie, but I just couldn't enjoy it with what's happening in the real world right now. #Movies #Netflix 311 3
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 16/03/2026"just" $2,259 PC gaming needs a reckoning, it's becoming unaffordable for the majority of people. Guess I'll just stumble on with my getting on for 10 year old PC 🤷🏻♂️ #PCGaming 011 1
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 16/03/2026Just re-read a 1957 Isaac Asimov short story called Profession. In this story people don't learn anything, they have a technology where they are just given the knowledge. The technology doesn't work on the main character, who has to learn "the old fashioned way", by […] [Original post on mas.to] 112 2
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 15/03/2026Thinking about all the sweet Monet content I'll miss because of filters. Thanks techbros! 000 0
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 15/03/2026Happy Mother's Day!* Sorry if that panicked you in the rest of the world, it's payback for the panic I feel in May! Anyway, happy Mother's Day to the mums, dads who are also mums and everyone else. If you've lost your mum I feel for you today, much love ❤️ *In the UK 000 0
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 13/03/2026Hot food take, but the breakfast burrito is the greatest culinary invention humankind has ever made. * I may have just eaten a breakfast burrito. #Food 002 2
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12/03/2026Uh, weather is rancid out there. Raining absolute cats and dogs with 40mph gusts of wind. Yuck. 000 0
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12/03/2026I wish techbros would stop naming their slop after words they've stolen from science fiction and fantasy* Here are a few names they can have for free: Spunkbucket Bilgepump Dewflaps Stoolsample Gloryhole *could have just ended this sentence after stop. #AISlop #TechBros 000 0
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 11/03/2026Tales of my weird brain 226: Weird songs I sing in my head. A couple of examples. When I read something about a nepo baby, my brain sings "I'm a nepo baby, so why don't you kill me". To the tune of Beck's Loser. Another one, an extremely niche UK one. The main […] [Original post on mas.to] 000 0
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 09/03/2026I fancied stir fry for tea and was halfway through making it when I realised I didn't have any noodles. So I used spaghetti instead, same thing right!? Probably just insulted a billion people 😂 000 0
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2026Koupen-chan is about the cutest damn thing I've ever seen. Super short slices of happiness. Look up "kawaii" in the Japanese dictionary and there should be a picture of Koupen-chan. #Anime #Kawaii 010 1
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2026The only time I remotely miss Twitter is on International Women's Day when Richard Herring used to raise money for charity by replying to all the idiotic men asking when International Men's Day is (it's 19th November). Anyway, happy International Women's Day to all […] [Original post on mas.to] 010 1
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2026Yes, because everyone hates it. It's a dumbed down, childish looking, enshittified mess. www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/mi… #Microsoft #Software #Enshittificationwindowscentral.comMicrosoft delays the “New Outlook takeover” again — admins get one more year to panic in peaceMicrosoft has delayed the opt-out phase of its new Outlook for Windows rollout until March 2027, giving enterprise administrators another year to prepare for the transition away from classic Outlook. 000 0
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 06/03/2026Bandcamp Friday haul: HELP(2) album from War Child, a great line-up and a great cause warchildrecords.bandcamp.com/album/… A Field of Manmade Fires by BRSR, Glaswegian shoegazey indie brsr.bandcamp.com/album/a-field-of-… Mountains on the Moon by Paper Wings […]mas.toOriginal post on mas.to 012 2
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 06/03/2026When an artist puts Name Your Price on Bandcamp I overthink how much to pay that won't be an insult, get stressed out and end up not buying it. This "me" problem perfectly describes my weird brain. #BandcampFriday #Music 001 1
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 06/03/2026Official video out now: www.youtube.com/watch?v=niMKvJ-Itq8 #Music #Eurovision 000 0
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 06/03/2026I really like Look Mum No Computer's UK Eurovision entry. Daft lyrics, banging techno, a real ear worm 🤘🏻 It will do about as well as the UK entry always does, but at least we're trying something different 😂 www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB2cEOxo_as #Music #Eurovision 100 1
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/03/2026A chonky new visitor to my garden. He looks like he will f*ck you up if you look at him the wrong way. #CatsOfMastodon 022 2
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/03/2026Stolen from PopBitch. Oh, the humanity! Headline of the Week: “I‘m trapped and under attack in Dubai - while back home in Chichester my daughters are furious, the labradoodles are sick and, worst of all, I left my Mounjaro pen in the fridge”. Apparently from the Daily Mail, of course. 001 1
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 03/03/2026I forgot what an absolute cracker this album is, not a bad song on it 🤘🏻 #Music #Vinyl #NowPlaying 000 0
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 02/03/2026When a friend breaks up with someone, don't try and console them by saying "well I never really liked them anyway". Because that makes it very awkward when they get back together. Ask me how I know! 000 0
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 27/02/2026When I was younger I was short of cash, when I wanted to upgrade something I had to sell something. For example, when I bought my first PC I had to sell my Amiga A500 to help pay for it. Of course now I wish I still had all those things. I call it Retro Regret. I wish I had it all back, but […]mas.toOriginal post on mas.to 000 0
Craig G @derbadian.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 26/02/2026@ninkosan Very sad. I like some of the Doug Naylor solo episodes, but the Grant Naylor ones were the best. A partnership that produced magic. 000 0