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@derangedcandyman.bsky.social
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22 / they/them 🔞 NSFW +18 only / I block no age in bio🔞 I like men turning blue minors DNI or I will punt you into the sun

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Chichiguma ‼️PLEASE HELP‼️ @chichiguma.bsky.social · 7h
‼️0/362USD STILL RAISING‼️ ❗️PLEASE HELP US❗️ Please save us from electricity disconnection 🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️ buymeacoffee.com/chichiguma_ wise.com/pay/business... #emergencycommissionsopen #helpsky
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Chichiguma is Variety Character Art
I am a freelance character artist. I would be using this platform to accept payments for work and/or donations 🙇‍♂️ Thank you all for your support
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bebo 🫐🔞 @beboblueberry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
don't get dizzy on the way out, brat...
my permaberry sona bebo, depicted three times in three stages of blueberry inflation. the first stage she is standing looking down at her belly, her belly has swollen wider, and her whole body has turned into a big curvy pear shape. the second stage she is spherical, a bit under twice as big as her normal self, her arms and legs still being barely separated from her body, but already significantly rounded out and in the process of sinking in. in the third stage she is entirely spherical, her paws and the tips of her shoes poke out slightly from her divots and her face is squished in its divot as well. there is faint text in the top left space of the image, which reads: "Unfortunately, Ms. Bebo will not be joining us for the rest of the tour. As you can see, her body is undergoing some pretty dramatic changes - she is going to need some time to get used to her new self. In the meantime, you may get acquainted with her new body yourself by helping us roll her to the exit."
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Enderrrrrrrrr 🔞 @munchmail.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
(Pumpkin transformation? and Inflation) This is... not how I expected to be spending my Halloween... ggghh 😵‍💫
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WOLFGIRL9MILLION (COMMS OPEN!) @wolfgirl9million.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
// weight gain, cartoon physics, flattening Cartoon problems require cartoon solutions.
Art of a cartoon mouse girl (Spritz) and a realistic human woman (Beatrice). Spritz is flattened to the ground and says "Whew...knocked the wind outta me!" She blows into her flat thumb and pops back to normal. She thinks, saying "Well, the car ain't gonna work...you're just too big!" Beatrice behind her, cartoonishly fat, says "S-seriously, I got plenty of sick pay, I could just call out of work today-" Spritz interrupts her and says "WAIT! I GOTS IT!" and dashes off. Beatrice panics and says "H-hey, Spritz, WAIT! Where are you going?!"A seperate panel of Beatrice looking nervous, saying "...Spritz?" Behind her is Spritz with a CARTOONISHLY large hammer about to flatten her.
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|🔞|-⚠️Juggalopenis⚠️-|🔞| @juggalopenis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
// implied bondage and light crossdressing ? Is this a safe space guys be honest ok. ok. I want a little more than just a pizza from him im sorry.
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fuddy-duddy nut baron @derangedcandyman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME
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blimpixels @blimpixels.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Body Writing Lessons 🫐
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bsb @blackshirtboy.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Another one from 2022. Man I used to love doing this stuff. (The original plate for this was taken from a Brazzers photoshoot).
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Patchyeah @patchyeah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here's the last wee clip I'm gonna share for now :)
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AbacusFruitTree AT NIGHT ((Comms reopen on the 15th) @l0uberry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Boys.... boys becoming blimps... oughh... boys with hoses up there butts filling up an becoming blimps..... boy blimps... boys chewing gum an becoming berries oughhh... boys becoming massive inflated puffed up gas bagswith massive hard ons oughhhhh.... boys moaning while swollen oughhhhh
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something 🔞 [closed] @singulartesticle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(inflation) that aint right
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WOLFGIRL9MILLION (COMMS OPEN!) @wolfgirl9million.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
// weight gain, flattening, cartoon physics Well, that didn't work. How are they gonna get outta this one...?
A comic panel of a cartoon mouse standing outside a realistic car with fat thighs spilling out of the door. Spritz, the mouse, says "I jus' don't get it! Stuffin' em in always works with MY car! Oh well. Okay, we're tryin' a different angle!" She grips Beatrice, the human, by the ankles and POPS her out of the car at high speed, making the car lurch over.Beatrice, the human, rests on her stomach looking disheveled and holding her head. Her fat ass is spilling behind her with a skirt that's ridden up to show her panties and her freckled asscheeks. She says "(Ugh, my head...) O-okay, so that didn't work. What's next, Spritz? ...Spritz?" She looks around, concerned, before hearing some warbled giggling and turns her head.Beatrice looks behind her, still beached like a whale. She says "A-are you okay?!" Spritz, flat as a sticker on the ground, smiling but looking dazed, giggles some more. She says "Ah-heh-eh...D-don't worry about me, doll! I c-can take it!"
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MOS - Doomsday Pecs & Apocalyptic Ass @doomsdaypecsart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
-|| Growing a New God When you're a rowdy cult of size-horny feeder imps, it can be such a hassle finding the right worthy deity to lavish in lecherous attention. Worry not! With the forbidden rites of the ancients unearthed, you too can grow yourself the ideal deities! Commission for Meepenator✨
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WOLFGIRL9MILLION (COMMS OPEN!) @wolfgirl9million.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
// weight gain the consequences of cartoon cooking
Art of Beatrice (a realistic human in glasses and a sweater) and Spritz the Mouse (a cartoon mouse). Beatrice is absurdly, cartoonishly fat, her sweater riding up her tummy and her skirt strained, as she nervously says "U-uh, it's okay, I'm not mad or anything! Just, um, not sure how I'm gonna get in the car to go to work tomorrow..." Spritz looks distraught and apologetic, exclaiming "Gosh, I am SO SORRY, honeybunches! I thought the next scene transition would wipe all a' the weight away! It always worked f'me!!!"
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GhostBlimp 👻 @blubberblimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Human/Toon couple :)
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WOLFGIRL9MILLION (COMMS OPEN!) @wolfgirl9million.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
// weight gain Oh dear, that's quite the tight fit. Best of luck, you two.
Art of Beatrice (a realistic human woman) and Spritz (a cartoon mouse). Beatrice is absurdly, cartoonishly fat, with her huge ass spread just outside a car door that she's being stuffed into. Her face is visible through the windshield, and she says "I don't think I'm gonna fit, Sp-spritz!" Spritz is pushing into her fat buttcheeks, gritting her teeth and sweating. She's giving words of encouragement. "Hnnnngrgh--! C'mon, gal!!! Just breathe in a li'l more! We're gonna get you in this car and off to work on TIME or my name isn't Spritz T. Mouse!"
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💙BLUECREME💙 @bluecreme.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I tried to tell him not to drink to much of that berry shake but he didn't.....Oh well~ ; )
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Chef @chef033.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the best time to stop paying for premium on the spyware chat app that just rolled out a new spyware update so they can do gambling partnerships with fanduel and feed your posts to palantir and the CIA was yesterday, and the next best time to do it is today
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BREAD WITH KETCHUP @breadwithketchup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🐮🐮🐮
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Kanji Bear @kanjibear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was running some tests with a new product. Probably should've been more thorough with the disinfecting, seeing as the last dozen subjects all exploded within minutes... 🎨@qa-tr245.bsky.social
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WOLFGIRL9MILLION (COMMS OPEN!) @wolfgirl9million.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
// weight gain spritz is a cook, btw
A realistic human woman in a sweater and glasses looking cartoonishly fat and a little nervous. A thick-outlined cartoon mouse in a chef hat is holding a hot dog up to her. The mouse says "What's wrong, doll? You're sweatin' like a pig!" The girl replies "O-oh, uh, it's no problem. It's just that, um, f-food doesn't normally DO this to humans...?" "Aw, that's nothin'! That's just the classic Spritz family cookin' on display! Another hot dog?"
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Arrgee @rrgeebee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Y’ever just like have one of these thoughts?
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🔞 abdominal viscera admirer 🔞 @cyborgvomitorgasm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
( WIP? - belly inflation / body expansion / various belches + gut noises / hyper ) probably the first really committed attempt I've ever done to rough out a longer sequence + figure out SFX might do a 2nd pass of this at some point but probably not any time soon 🛌
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🔞Oopsiedaisy @itzamug.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
To prove my innocence
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YetAnother @yetanotherart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This chewing girl sees no wrong, chewing, chewing, all day long! An illustration of @bakakablue.bsky.social ’s companion stories for SCP-9872
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Joy D. Doink (CALL YOUR REPS) @joydoink.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don't think she can take any more plastic burgers... (lineart comm for French)
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fuddy-duddy nut baron @derangedcandyman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
small something to scratch that itch I need to draw the Myrtlelings more…
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fuddy-duddy nut baron @derangedcandyman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is so cool omg..
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Coolie 🔞 COMMS CLOSED - Resuming @coolietf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Big fan of @/sledfangs.northsky.social's OC Goji, a retired firefighter turned pooltoy performer.
Transformation sequence of @/sledfangs.northsky.social's character Goji transforming into their Orca pooltoy form by opening the nozzle on their bulge and letting the air in. He instantly inflates into his pooltoy form.
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Royal Poodle @royalpoodle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wanting the giant toon artists tools to get me today
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AethersR @aethersresident.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
marshmallow lol
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AethersR @aethersresident.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
cavities on a stick
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
When shit feels bad, remember that WE ARE CURING CANCERRRR
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sigh @slaychopath.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
art for anonymous !! if you ask me he's even cuter this way :3
blueberry inflation/tf
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🍊Marmalade (he/him) @marmaladedraws.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Roy is such a pump slut to me 🎈💥 #fatart
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💙BLUECREME💙 @bluecreme.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A Discord friend said he would smother me with big juicy berry behind but I say LETS GO TO SPACE!!~ BERRY BOI!!
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Moonbase @moonbase-bunny.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PLEASE HELP!! I hate having to get desperate but things suck rn and i need assistance! ;-; ko-fi.com/pbunny (please share this around even if you cant donate! I'll be posting more adopts too!)
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💙BLUECREME💙 @bluecreme.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I want to believe, that Mr. Dulce loves feeling his moobies leak and swell. From tasting his yummy jammies, all the while weiting down the side effects~♡ OC by: @derangedcandyman.bsky.social
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The Champagne Champion @kafrizzzle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
he would not fucking say that
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🔞Hucking Bellies🔞 COMMS OPEN @huckingtonso.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Halsin (2/2) enjoying his honey 😋 #maleweightgainart #bellykink #bhm #Halsin
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dio @dioshaped.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Juin 🌞 18+ @juinreed.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You know who we need most when companies overreach and desperately need reminding of their place? People who are already spending their cash on said company. I would love to start a Cancel Your Nitro Membership and Pass Along the Sentiment train. Just cancelled mine. Join me ✨ 🌹
Discord is going to reintroduce Global Age Verification, which restricts teen accounts.
Teens will face several limitations:
- Blocked access to NSFW channels and servers
- Sensitive media automatically blurred in chats and direct messages
- Mandatory message requests for incoming texts
- Restricted speaking access in Stage Channels
To lift these restrictions, unverified adults can confirm their age via one of the following options:
- Credit Card checks via k-ID x Stripe
- Official ID through k-ID
- Selfie
- Google Wallet
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dire @direbatty.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
he's a sweetheart i swear, just a little overwhelmed
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Niccy 🏳️‍⚧️ @niccymarten.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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✨️Luk4s✨️ @lucasart6663.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
About these posts, I was actually planning to have 3 here but oh well, maybe I can upload another one 🤠
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⟡˙⋆♡ Just Call Me CupCake ♡⋆˙⟡ @callmecupcake.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
since this is one of my FAVORITE pieces and I've actually shown interest in Sir Crocodile as a character I wanted to post the color version I did while back as always thanks to @berry-the-clown.bsky.social for commissioning me and letting me color it 💕
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𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖋𝖘𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖍 *comms open again :D* @dilfsworth.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i read that fuckin SCP-9872 wiki article and this bit abt a motorized scooter for 9872-1 sounded too interesting to let go of *DO NOT expect a full finished piece of this, this is as far as it goes for me*
SCP-9872-1 riding around in her mobility chair with a road rage-esque attitude to the (unseen) staff around her at site-XX
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Pako @pakozilla.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
HUNGRY... for adventure!! ( and food )
his body is a temple, feed him to expand its sacred grounds
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