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Dept Of Justice, Inc. For Hire. @deptofjusticeinc.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Closing Early Today to Help Various Attorneys Shred Hundreds of Case Files/Prosecution Strategy Documents on Incoming POTUS.
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Dept Of Justice, Inc. For Hire. @deptofjusticeinc.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Case Files Super-Sale available to Certain Legislators: $500,000 per 100 sheets on active files, $250,000/100 sheets archive. Daily Grab-Bag specials. Contact your local representative.
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Dept Of Justice, Inc. For Hire. @deptofjusticeinc.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Servers Hacked. Entire complicity database uploaded to Steam. Now Hiring IT professionals. Contact your local representative.
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Dept Of Justice, Inc. For Hire. @deptofjusticeinc.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Legislative Bribes Now Feature Mandatory Acceptance and Reciprocity. Red States only, for a limited time act now. Contact your local representative.
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Dept Of Justice, Inc. For Hire. @deptofjusticeinc.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Ethics Report Redaction 50% off Black Friday Special. Contact your local representative.
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