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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My chapter of MAPE has filed an Unfair Labor Practice claim against our employer, Macalester College, for bad-faith bargaining. Learn more about our fight for a first contract at macalestermape.carrd.co or instagram.com/macalester.mape
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
From now on this is solely a Boards of Canada meme account
The meme where the young woman is yelling into a young man’s ear. She is saying, “See, it samples John Hogue talking about how Nostradamus predicted 9/11. Isn’t it beautiful?” and “Let’s walk down the aisle to the song about PCP addicts killing people”
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Could a depressed person make THIS?
The cover of Boards of Canada’s new album INFERNO
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Comments on new BoC video do not disappoint www.youtube.com/watch?v=74Nl...
@viva-la-neon-clippy 4 days ago
this feels like the final boss of the boards of canada universe

@elpooryoricc 6 days ago
props to BoC for featuring smaller artists like God

@shyguyisaac504 6 days ago 
I missed my funeral for this
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
My union is picketing 5/14 at 5pm while the trustees are on campus. Macalester St. & Summit Ave We’ve been working without a contract for 11 mos. Mgmt won’t even budge on non-economic proposals like codifying our current terms of employment in a contract. Join us! Especially if you’re a Mac alum
Join us for an Info Picket!
Thursday, May 14 5-6:30pm
Macalester St. & Summit Ave.
Staff, students, faculty, alumni, community members and other supporters welcome!
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Tim Robinson’s character writhing uncomfortably in his seat during the Supermarket Swap sketch. He’s really crossed up.
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I see we’re doing this again
Post from Gallifreyan Jedi @JediofGallifrey

Liberals, to poor people on the internet: you sonofabitch this is all your fucking fault you worthless piece of shit fuck you

Liberals, to their elected officials: it's ok baby there's nothing you could have done

2:27 AM • 15 Sep 20
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The Macalester chapter of my union is encouraging folks (especially alums) to donate $25.15 during Give to Mac Days today/tomorrow. Why that amount? It’s the hourly living wage for Saint Paul, and many Mac staff are paid less! www.macalester.edu/giving
Are you participating in Give to Macalester Days?
Consider donating $25.15!
$25.15 is the living wage in Saint Paul according to the MIT Living Wage Calculator.
Consider donating $25.15 in support of fair and timely contracts for
MUWU, MAPE, and IOUE Local 70.
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
It’s Sports Day at my daughter’s school, so her mom provided her with the only sports-related apparel in our household.
A child photographed from the neck down wearing an adult-sized t-shirt featuring BOBSON DUGNUTT, one of the baseball players from the Fighting Baseball video game.
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Craig Finn of the Hold Steady singing
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Hey remember when it got so dAnGeRoUs here that this guy had to evacuate Whatever happened to him? I hope he’s safe!!
Bluesky post from Aaron Rupar • @atrupar.com
We evacuated our kids out of Minneapolis this weekend and my spouse reports that as she drove them out of town she saw "multiple freeway exits where people are being pulled over." It feels like the Twin Cities is being subjugated by a hostile occupying force.
7:47 PM • Jan 9, 2026 ® Everybody can reply
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
(derogatory}
Jacob Frey and Tim Walz pictured against the backdrop of the title card for Tim & Eric Awesome Show, with the text altered to read "Tim & Jacob Awesome Surge Great Job!"
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Veep meme where Selina Meyer is captioned "(laughing nervously) What the fuck?"
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
[Goes on at great length, wrongly] Anyway, I don't like to talk about this, [a bunch of people get justifiably mad] Ugh, why are you all yelling at me
Post from amanda moore @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social
Anyway, I don't really like to talk about this because it's a very emotional and sensitive topic for people, and it's hard when you're in the moment.
But I promise you the people I have gone city to city with are extremely dedicated to this, and many of us have decided it's time to go home.

Reply from amanda moore @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social
Muting this now. Godspeed.
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Fortunately I was able to uncensor the image
HSCO officer holds a large blue labubu doll aloft while more lie strewn at his feet
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I know we have zero control over such things but I’m really hoping this becomes one of her core memories.
My daughter and me playing my drums in downtown Minneapolis as part of the Twin Cities Drum Collective's anti-ICE noise protestMy daughter and me playing my drums in downtown Minneapolis as part of the Twin Cities Drum Collective's anti-ICE noise protestMy daughter and me playing my drums in downtown Minneapolis as part of the Twin Cities Drum Collective's anti-ICE noise protest
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Happy 75th birthday to my drumfather. This photo was taken in my birth year when Phil was 25. He turns 75 today. If my math is correct, that means I’m 25 years old.
Photo of Phil Collins in 1976. He’s wearing a gray hoodie and red baseball cap, with a beard and longish hair.
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Counterpoint: fuck you
Post from Dee Chan
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If Kamala had been elected Minneapolis would not have been turned into a war zone where people are gunned down in the streets.
4:45 PM • Jan 28, 2026
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
New MN state flag just dropped
Photo of Rep. Ilhan Omar with fist raised at a man who attacked her at a town hall, with two observers behind her
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Clancy Wiggins drunkenly trying to turn on “the old Wiggins charm”
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
People on the roof of Cheapo Records at 26th Ave & Nicollet Ave S in Minneapolis
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
The Simpsons watching TV. Homer is saying, “she’ll tell us what to do.”
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I’d like to walk back my past criticism of democrats for not doing enough to fight fascism; I had not seen this effort by HollywoodDemocrats.com
secure.actblue.com
Please chip in any amount now to run billboards telling ICE agents: "Break State Law. Go to Jail."
$215,508.27 Raised
GOAL $220,000
ICE agents who break state or local laws must be held accountable. So we're putting them on notice with billboards that say "ICE AGENTS:
BREAK STATE LAW. GO TO JAIL."
Support your community. Call 911 to report illegal ICE activity
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Yeah you’re better off
Aaron Rupar• @atrupar.com • 2d
We evacuated our kids out of Minneapolis this weekend and my spouse reports that as she drove them out of town she saw
"multiple freeway exits where people are being pulled over." It feels like the Twin Cities is being subjugated by a hostile occupying force.
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Not Knowing What Else To Do, Man Posts Picture of Daughter and Cats
My 7-year-old daughter crouched on the floor, looking at the camera and smiling, next to her two cats Lloyd & Crosby, who are spooning each other in their cat bed
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
EMERGENCY VIGIL IN
RESPONSE TO ICE SHOOTING

ICE shot and killed an observer today in Minneapolis. Say her name!
We witnessed an atrocious attack on our community today. Community members were taken from us and an observer was shot dead. ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA NOW!

E 34th St and
Portland Ave S.
Minneapolis, MN
55407

Today, Jan 7
5:00 PM
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
The Onion’s famous op-ed cartoon featuring a man with “SICKOS” on his shirt looking through a window and saying “YES … HA HA HA … YES!”
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Another compassionate liberal
therealnbw.bsky.social @therealnbw.bsky.s... • 10h
This guy needs to be detained by ICE. He fucked his community. Why? The state that welcomed him was run by democrats and he learned nothing.
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Once you decide that human rights should be conditional on how that human voted, you too can be "past" empthy like this evolved individual
jvb1217.bsky.social 9 hours ago
This is just horrifying but I'm about be unkind. How's that whole we supported Trump because "the Democrats left us" bullshit treating you? As black Muslims what did you all think was going to happen?In response to my quoting this person's previous post and writing "Liberal empathy," they responded: 
jvb1217.bsky.social 9 hours ago
This is just horrifying but I'm about be unkind. How's that whole we supported Trump because "the Democrats left us" bullshit treating you? As black Muslims what did you all think was going to happen?
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Case in point
Screenshot of my reply to an @minnesotadem contending (incorrectly) that the local Somali community voted for Trump or third-party in large numbers. I said “Also it's pretty gross that your main takeaway from the illegal federal kidnapping of our Somali neighbors is that too many of of them voted for Trump.”

They replied three times:

1. “I never thought leopards would eat MY face," sobs Minnesota Somali leader who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party."
What a difference a year makes

2. My main point is that elections have consequences. Wake up. 

3. They put us all in danger due to their voting. They are not the only immigrant group that refused to acknowledge how harmful Trump is.
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
If only there were somewhere for this person to park
A car is parking the bike lane with a large red arrow pointing to an available parking spot directly next to the car parked in the bike lane
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
For example eastbound drivers w/a green light, rather than wait for the bus to clear the stop, will either block the intersection or pass the bus by driving into the oncoming turn lane—usually at full speed bc they have the green! Insanity
Drawing of an eastbound driver passing an eastbound B Line bus by driving into the oncoming turn lane
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
This is pretty close to the set I have (mine has a few more pieces). A distant relative sold it to me for a steal
A blue Ludwig Vistalite drum kit, photographed from behind the kitA blue Ludwig Vistalite drum kit, photographed from in front of the kit
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16? Once again taking this opportunity to post this under-appreciated classic
Album cover of Body Exit Mind (1992) by the New Fast Automatic Daffodils
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
In my alley, surrounded by light pollution, but still
Photo of the reddish northern lights above a utility pole and house
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
“This model of political engagement removes from you the burden of being an omniscient being w/the ability to predict the future. … What could you do w/that free time? You could think about what kind of world you want to see. Then you could fight to make that world a reality.”
Some of this analysis is conducted by professional pollsters and political consultants and campaign managers and candidates. Some of it is conducted by pundits and commentators and the press. Much of it, though, is conducted by regular voters. Conversations among political junkies become a mini-version of a Face The Nation panel. Discussions of who our preferred political party should nominate and what that candidate should say and how they should campaign and how they should win over other people take on the quality of an interminable Nate Silver post. Engaging with politics, to many voters, means stepping into the mind state of a political consultant and then imagining what tactical choices can dominate the 4-D chessboard of public opinion. Critiques of parties and candidates and issues are freighted with a meta-heaviness in which the things are judged not simply for what they are, but for how we think they will interact with the infinite other quantum ripples of the world to produce a political outcome.At the risk of stepping too firmly on The Rake of Obviousness, I want to suggest a different mental model of politics-a different way of engaging with the political process. It is this: Think about what you want to happen. Then fight for that thing.
Note that this model of political engagement removes from you the burden of being an omniscient being with the ability to predict the future. Whereas in the other model you are required to spend a great deal of time gaming out probabilities about how each and every word and action and position will interact with every other word and action and position in the world and what thoughts those refractive combinations will produce inside the minds of people you don't know, the model that I am suggesting does not require that. You can wipe that off your schedule.
Now you have a lot more free time. What could you do with that free time? You could think about what kind of world you want to see. Then you could fight to make that world a reality.Despite this, the bulk of the political consultant class has not retired in shame. The bulk of the pundit class has not rethought its priors. The belief that political success flows from running to the middle, from triangulation, from reading polls and then selecting the exact midpoint of everyone's belief on every issue —that belief is, for many in the professional politics world, quasi-religious and ineradicable no matter how much evidence there is to the contrary. One towering idiot narcissist is on the verge of squeezing the last breath out of American democracy and turning us into a fascist state and Third Way still, somehow, exists. This is simple insanity. If someone is kicking your ass, the thing to do is to figure out why they are kicking your ass, and draw some lessons from that, and implement the lessons in order to kick their ass instead. The thing to do is not to say, "I read a book about every single martial art, meaning it is highly unlikely for you to kick my ass, so I will just keep on doing what I am doing."
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
GOTV LOL OMG LFG
A photo of me wearing Omar Fateh and Robin Wonsley campaign buttons, and holding campaign literature for both candidates, canvassing on the East Bank at the University of Minnesota
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Post a perfect album from 1989, a perfect music year.
Cover art for Tears for Fears’ 1989 album THE SEEDS OF LOVE
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Post a perfect album from 1989, a perfect music year.
Cover of the 1989 album COSMIC THING by the B-52s
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Mayor Quimby delivering a televised address from a fake mayor’s office in the Bahamas
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Oh no. That's me in the back doing an inadvertant photobomb
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I couldn’t help noticing her “all lives matter” response here
How will you advocate for immigrants and communities of color?
All citizens should feel safe in our city but we know that is not often the case. We must continue to support police reform that includes practices that are not discriminatory and put people in danger.
My political ideology will not guide my decisions on the council, but the community will. I will commit to meeting regularly with community leaders to get
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Dean, tenured professor, tenure-track professor
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Carol, is that you??
Right-wing troll and frequent Racket commenter neoliberal shill bleats: “This comment section is basically just the tin foil hat leftist version of right wing MAGA crazies. As your resident normie dem, this is a level of ‘everyone is out to get us’ paranoia I have not seen since the tea party. A lot of grass needs to be touched by a lot of you guys.”
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
A man hitting himself in the head with a hammer
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The Dependent Clause @dependentclause.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point
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