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@depa.do
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French developer, photographer, protester, macron explosion he/him

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depado @depa.do · 20/05/2025
The "you don't say" meme featuring Nicolas Cage
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depado @depa.do · 13/05/2025
Very strong RATSHAKER vibe here. store.steampowered.com/app/3290710/...
A screenshot of the game Ratshaker where you hold a rat in your hand and need to shake and choke it to progress in the game (yes it's a weird game)
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depado @depa.do · 07/05/2025
When the wind fish just destroyed me with its speech
Link's Awakening DX almost final scene, where the wind fish tells Link he's just in a dream and basically this whole island never existed and is about to be obliterated when the wind fish awakes
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depado @depa.do · 22/04/2025
Literally, wtf
Screenshot of @thrillhousegaming.bsky.social post saying "I've made it to the discover tab I fear" in the discover section of bluesky
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depado @depa.do · 07/04/2025
Un emoji qui se tient les joues et qui souris
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depado @depa.do · 07/04/2025
100% elle a jamais commission personne. C'est comme ceux qui disent boycotter les évènements caritatifs en disant qu'ils retirent leurs dons, 99% du temps c'est des gens qui n'ont jamais donné.
Tweet de Connie Jonika : "But the fact that I'm treated so poorly because I learned how to use AI ETHICALLY, I will never commission artists who treat me this way."
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depado @depa.do · 29/03/2025
This cat.
A cat.
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depado @depa.do · 22/03/2025
They kind of look alike :o
A picture of a cat
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depado @depa.do · 19/02/2025
Zut trop tard
Screenshot montrant que "lavoixlibre.bsky.social" a été automatiquement bloqué par une liste de modération appelée « Cordon Sanitaire »
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depado @depa.do · 15/02/2025
I understood that reference 🤝 (xkcd.com/327/)
4 panel comic by XKCD representing a phone call:

"Hi, this is your son's school. We're having some computer trouble.
- Oh dear, did he break something?
- In a way- Did you really name your son Robert');DROP TABLE Students;-- ? 
- Oh yes. Little Bobby Tables we call him.
- Well we've lost this year's student records, I hope you're happy.
- And I hope you've learned to sanitize your database inputs.
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depado @depa.do · 09/02/2025
If you see this, post a knight.
Hollow Knight's main protagonist
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depado @depa.do · 25/12/2024
You should check french Bret's. We have the wildest crisps flavor ever. And they're delicious. www.brets.fr/nos-produits/
Bret's crisps, Pastis flavor
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depado @depa.do · 12/12/2024
Outer Wilds screenshot, Riebeck playing his banjo in front of a fire.
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depado @depa.do · 05/12/2024
"J'vais encore vous la mettre, mais sachez que c'est votre faute et faudra m'appeler papa parce que franchement j'ai que votre bien être en tête. Et j'vais mettre un droitard en PM parce que c'est le centre voilà. Au fait le NFP, c'est l'extrême gauche. Oui je sais y a le PS dedans."
Macron fait une allocution
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depado @depa.do · 01/10/2024
Well... They're lagging behind upstream already 😂
The redot engine GitHub project, forked from Godot.
The screenshot shows that the Redot project is 55 commits behind Godot's main branch.
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depado @depa.do · 30/09/2024
Not even, they didn't commit a single thing.
GitHub page for the Redot project, a fork from Godot initiated by pissed off anti-woke people, showing that they didn't even commit a single thing.
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depado @depa.do · 30/09/2024
bsky.app/profile/gami... Here's the context and here's the content the CM had to deal with. The CM then started blocking a lot of people. Some people even opened issues on Godot's GitHub repository.
Right winger responding to Godot's Twitter account:
"I am going to make the most racist and bigoted game imaginable using Godot to spite you"
Someone asks if they're for real. They reply:
"I'm thinking on it, problem is that I lack the skill or creativity lol"A person opened an issue on Godot's GitHub repository reading:
"Issues about the community manager. Who has the ability to get rid of that woke feminazi piece of meat."
In the "Test versions" section, they wrote: 
"probably by a multiple black men test her"
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depado @depa.do · 30/09/2024
I'm glad @godotengine.org didn't take crap from biggots. Take my money sweet woke 🌈 engine. 🫶 #GodotEngine #Godot
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depado @depa.do · 24/09/2024
Let's go!
Face with Bags Under Eyes Emoji
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depado @depa.do · 18/09/2024
Ils ont craqué chez BFM.
Image venant de contre-attaque, avec une capture d'écran de BFMTV. Le texte au dessus de la capture d'écran est "Insolite, BFM déclare Michel Barnier personnalité préférée des français, suivi uniquement de macronistes". 
Sur la capture d'écran de BFM on peut voir les résultats d'un sondage, avec Michel Barnier en tête avec 57%, puis dans l'ordre décroissant Edouard Philippe, Gabriel Attal, Jean Castex et Rachida Dati. 
Le bandeau de BFM "Barnier: Homme politique préféré des français!"
Texte en dessous de la capture d'écran : "Tant qu'a faire, pourquoi pas Edouard Balladur, Marlène Schiappa ou Kev Adams ?"
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depado @depa.do · 17/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #66,951! 😎
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depado @depa.do · 15/11/2023
Outer Wilds image
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depado @depa.do · 11/11/2023
Quel ignoble personnage. Quel immonde raisonnement. Quel énorme merde humaine.
Tweet de Jacques Attali:
«Question simple : aurait-il fallu cesser les combats contre l’Allemagne nazie, la laisser exister, faire fonctionner les camps de la mort et prospérer à travers les siècles, pour ne pas prendre le risque de toucher un seul civil allemand ?»
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depado @depa.do · 10/11/2023
Alright, this didn't help.
A representation of Clippy that is biblically accurate
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depado @depa.do · 10/11/2023
Your theory would be valid if, and only if, Clippy's body was actually his body and not an artificial appearance to make him more familiar to us. There's no way to be sure. I mean look at him, do his eyes look like galvanized steel wire? As for the second part of your message, that was my point yes
A cute picture of Clippy and nobody can be sure if the paper clip is actually his body or not and you can't prove me wrong.
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depado @depa.do · 10/11/2023
Reminds me of this
Four panel comic, where a fighter with closed eyes wants to defeat Medusa 
Fighter: Medusa, I'll defeat you with my eyes closed
Medusa: Wanna see my boobs?
Fighter: Fool I won't be defeated so easil-
Medusa: My ass?
Fighter: ASS!?!

The last panel show the fighter turned to stone, saying "niiiiiiiiiiice" with a clearly visible boner as Medusa is showing her ass while her snake hair look at the fighter.
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depado @depa.do · 17/10/2023
fr.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collabo... C'est marrant ça.
Tweet de BFMTV citant Gérald Darmanin : "La haine du juif et la haine du flic se rejoignent"
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depado @depa.do · 02/10/2023
C'est sacrément angoissant que des personnes puissent avoir ce genre de pensées, les tweeter, et ne même pas voir qu'ils disent autant de la merde.
Tweet d'un certain Matthieu Gariel :
"Oui, dans le cas d’un duel LFI vs RN, je voterai désormais RN car LFI est devenu un danger pour la République et un CARBURANT pour le RN.

Battre LFI c’est battre le RN."
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depado @depa.do · 02/10/2023
The wimdy fox lives rent free in my head, and it's been years.
A tumblr post showing a fox in a windy environment.
Responses :
User foxpost-generator: "it fucken WIMDY"
User ourspecial: "ever since i first saw this post, 'it fucken WIMDY' is easily one of the top ten most commonly used prhases in my household."
User foxpost-generator: "My job is done."
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depado @depa.do · 01/10/2023
Thanks a lot! I've seen some of those, but not all of them! As a thank you gift: I really enjoyed a shot horror film called "The other side of the box" on the Alter YouTube channel : youtube.com/watch?v=OrOY...
An open delivery box on a table. We can see the face of a man rising from the open box.
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depado @depa.do · 05/07/2023
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depado @depa.do · 11/05/2023
I'm quite sad.
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