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Dennis Van Staalduinen

@denvan.bsky.social

Ottawa guy. Hating the Musky stench on Twitter. Kinda liking Threads (www.threads.net/@denvangram), but I’m app-ing around. Say hi if you know me from @denvan on Twitter… or IRL.

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Dennis Van Staalduinen @denvan.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

That moment you realize we’re just one small comma away from having centaurs.

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Dennis Van Staalduinen @denvan.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

Had such a great time leading two walks for @janeswalkottawa.bsky.social this weekend: 1) a re-walk of my Unbuilt Ottawa walk, and 2) my brand new walk MANIFEST DISCREPANCY - Ottawa's complicated history with Americans. Both were big hits, and the weather?!? Mwah! Chef's kiss!

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Dennis Van Staalduinen @denvan.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Uh, thanks for the recommendation LinkedIn... (jumps off bridge)

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Dennis Van Staalduinen @denvan.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Well, to be fair, math is hard…

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Dennis Van Staalduinen @denvan.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Normally, I'm in favour of careful proofreading of photo captions... but in this one case...

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Dennis Van Staalduinen @denvan.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

After Donald Trump pledged to "pursue our Manifest Destiny into the stars... (and) plant the stars and stripes on the Mars".

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Dennis Van Staalduinen @denvan.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

That hat.

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Dennis Van Staalduinen @denvan.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

I see Melania dressed in her most festive outfit for the occasion.

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Dennis Van Staalduinen @denvan.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

That feeling you get when the worst humans are having a happy Monday.

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Dennis Van Staalduinen @denvan.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

I keep hearing American newscasters going on about the dangerous, record-breaking cold weather in Washington DC for today's presidential inauguration. IT'S ONLY FREAKING -3 CELSIUS YOU WIMPS!!!

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Dennis Van Staalduinen @denvan.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Finally!! My $300 Million payment has come through from the "SCAM VICTIMS COMPENSATION FUND"!

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Dennis Van Staalduinen @denvan.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Hey Americans. Stop this crap about Canada as a "51st State". It shows you don't comprehend some basic facts: 1) Canada as a whole is significantly larger than the USA; 2) Fully SEVEN of the top ten largest North American states or provinces are Canadian; 3) We're not bloody interested. Not ever.

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