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@denningbadger.bsky.social
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NSFW European badger so be 18 or come back when you're 35. The event horizon of horrible. Formerly insulting, currently affable. Headmaster of Denning's Obedience School. Suit by @azflip.bsky.social www.furaffinity.net/user/denningbadger

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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Staying amateur here, my lovelies! No chance of the pro leagues and no real desire anyway.
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Reasonably sure it wasn't precisely what he was going for, but is anyone else familiar with CFNM? It's certainly the vibe.
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If you come across this post, post your sona NOT smiling. An oldie but a goodie by @dingoroo.net
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
From the first one I attended (years before I became a badger) I can't remember ever having to go an entire year between conventions. Even during the pandemic there were virtual events. I'm quite grumpy and quite justified in my grump. Harrumph.
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The comments are positively delightful
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Looking at the calendar here; I don't have an opportunity to be a badger again until Anthrocon 2027. This is why I'm grumpy.
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The proper way to deal with a coyote
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It's been brought to my attention that I'm being described as "a dirty old badger". Who would say such a thing? Me. I would say such a thing.
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I simply must try this
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Has anyone checked in on @nanoff.bsky.social's capybara to see if he's all right? That boy was in need of a great deal of aftercare...
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If Spain wins the world cup, it will be the first time I've ever witnessed the capybara bottom. IYKYK.
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Just saw a graphic that said "Transphobes are little bitches", and immediately I imagined someone replying "As a little bitch, I strongly object to being equated with a transphobe"
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Part of my haul from the AC dealer's den. I knew @brokowski.bsky.social was going to break my heart and he did, damn him, and it was the sweetest ending possible, thank you for the mercy at the end.
"The Enormities Known To Exist" by Brokowski
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Late night suiting? May I have the strength!
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Elevator con! Took me an hour and fifteen minutes to visit the front desk and back. Dampening my desire to suit.
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I may or may not have hugged @galefrostbane.bsky.social this morning during a rehearsal
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Achievement unlocked: was in the vicinity of @bigbluefox.bsky.social’s camera during @firr.bsky.social’s set. My best chance at immortality.
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I really should ask… who wants hugs at AnthroCon?
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Spent the afternoon devouring "Empire of Secrets" by @sampson.bsky.social. A bit harrowing in places yet a satisfying conclusion. My personal favorite parts were the recurring mystical badger and the pizza bear who got a tiny bit of recognition after all.
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Ooh, just realized I’ll be around photographers this weekend. I’d better still fit in the suit 🤨
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Truth be known, I'm a bit lazy. Hustle and bustle? Not for me, thank you. Getting dressed? Why bother. Having a nice lie-in? Splendid! Join me if you like. Or if you dare. Character study (and what a character I am!) by @brokowski.bsky.social
Naked badger in leather cap, harness, and boots. He's inviting you to come closer, inspect his sheath, get pulled in to a full-body hug, whatever you'd like.
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
It's a true mystery of the universe how so many excellent pieces by @brotherrat.bsky.social elude me, sometimes for months
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
We'd run out of time
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I just fucking love Minotaur Hotel.
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Smashing! I'm about to be rendered by @brokowski.bsky.social! I'm sure he'll bring out the finer points of my personality.
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
This would have been delightful in my previous, insult-hurling days. Not sure I'd have as much use for it now. Maybe I'm the wankpuffin.
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I’m in this post and I can’t decide if I like it
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Learn the difference. Non-kinky dungeons have no place in today's world.
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
As a fat old badger myself, I'm conflicted
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I certainly could never hug away all of today's problems. But why not try? #FursuitFriday
Badger fursuit, green flat cap and sweater vest, arms outstretched for a hug. Pic by Toad.
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I implore my more dominant-minded fellows: don't ignore this perfectly fine, wonderful, and serviceable dirty slut!
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Face reveal! WRONG answers only. (But it's quite close to right!)
Ebenezer Scrooge
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
TIL that I'm represented four times on rule34.xxx and three times on e621.net. Not sure if I'm more surprised that I'm there at all or that the rest of my FA gallery hasn't yet been plundered.
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Can confirm all of it and indeed the entire thread
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I wish I could be a streamer so I could have a neat animated avatar. But I have no idea what I'd stream. Accordion practice? That would wear out its welcome fast.
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Scott Adams died? Well...
Denning Badger in the snow, wearing a jaunty scarf. Word balloon: "What a cuntcrumpet!"
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
There's a lot of downtime as well. We of the elder generation need our rest and recoup time. That's where the politics come back in.
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I'm not at all sure being a mischievous and libidinous old badger on the internet is the proper response to such a horrid world at the moment. Certainly it shouldn't be the only response. But it does seem that the best way to keep one's freedoms is to exercise them with vigor.
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
The former me, interacting online: insults, grumbling, a constant air of disapproval The current me, interacting online:
Meme. Pic: Old man with a vaguely Scrooge appearance. Text: "You are a dirty whore and I like that"
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
And here I am with really no butt pics to post. How could I have been so short-sighted?
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Gifts for badgers? How joyful!
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
One of my favorite reaction images. I used it in the past mostly to feign disapproval of @rushhusky.bsky.social's more outlandish statements and actions when he was troublemaker Twitch. Now that he's evolved into playful sexy doggy, this no longer works. I must ponder...
Ugly Scrooge. Completely resembles me IRL.
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Oh, so that’s why badgers are suddenly popular
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
WHEEEEEEEEEeeee...
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
The first furry politician to emerge is a badger. So incredibly fitting. pridesource.com/article/elyo...
pridesource.com
Michigan Furry Brings Honey Badger Energy — and Medicare for All — to His Fight for a Seat in the U.S. Congress
Elyon Badger doesn't look anything like how one expects a candidate for office to look. Often clad in marijuana-themed attire or a honey badger fursuit,
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I started my old Twit account for the express purpose of being rude. By the time I found my way here I'd evolved into "I'm very old, want a hug?"
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Also I greatly resemble this portrait IRL
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Change one letter, ruin a candy Turdish delight
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Finally someone's asking the tough questions
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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Scarfolk couldn't have said it better
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