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Denim Smith

@denimsmith.bsky.social
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There’s a lot to love. Single Dad, bad dad jokes, & family first. Was @denimsmith on the dead bird app. Lifelong Leafs fan, unfortunately. Ally 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ He/him.

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Denim Smith @denimsmith.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
So my kids & I invented the LEAFr and LEAFr Net - a meaningful (& fun!) improvement to the ergonomics of raking autumn leaves! Turn any hockey stick into a rake, & any paper yard waste bag into a hockey net! Turn yardwork into yardPLAY! www.LEAFr.ca
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Denim Smith @denimsmith.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Cheers to that 🍻
A Hot Mess Inside A Dumpster Fire Inside A Train Wreck beer brand
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Denim Smith @denimsmith.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I went to high school and middle school and was casual friends with Prince’s second wife, whom he was married to from 2001-2007.
Prince and his second wife Manuela Testolini
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Denim Smith @denimsmith.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
“I don’t know of a greater criminal in history” … or fiction! Jaba the Trump
Jaba the Trump
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Denim Smith @denimsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
G’morning, to anyone who woke up feeling like garbage
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Denim Smith @denimsmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
🤷🏻‍♂️
Ivanka Trump’s basic and unkept gravesite at Trump golf course, honored forever with a shovel and tax breaks.
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Denim Smith @denimsmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Tweet pasted from Farmoush Amiri referencing a UN official saying ‘they understood that someone from the presidents party who ran ahead of him inadvertently triggered the stop mechanism on the escalator. The official, speaking on condition of anonymity, said the White House was operating the teleprompter for Trump’.
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Denim Smith @denimsmith.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Sarah McLachlan performing tonight on @jimmykimmel.com return show!!
Sarah McLachlan’s post on YouTube regarding her upcoming performance on tonight’s Jimmy Kimmel show; Kimmel returning after being suspended by fascist Trump regime
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Denim Smith @denimsmith.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Done until rectified.
‘Sorry to see you go’ email title from the cancellation of Disney+
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Denim Smith @denimsmith.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Boston Terrier Lexi: chillin’
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Denim Smith @denimsmith.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Mahna mahna
Grasshopper looking at the camera
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Denim Smith @denimsmith.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Marvel’s announcement for upcoming actors in the next Avengers movies, starring Your Mom.
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Denim Smith @denimsmith.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Cool town, evening in the city Dressed so fine and lookin' so pretty Cool cat lookin' for a kitty Gonna look in every corner of the city 'Til I'm wheezing like a bus stop Runnin' upstairs, gonna meet you on the rooftop
Lexi the Boston Terrier chilling in the heat by a bowl of water
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Denim Smith @denimsmith.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Just over a year ago
Mitch Marner and Craig Berube meeting over coffee at the end of May 2024.
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Denim Smith @denimsmith.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Lexi the Boston Terrier sunbathing
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Denim Smith @denimsmith.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
‘Game of Chodes’ in Game of Thrones title card
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Denim Smith @denimsmith.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
The official Leafs YT account thumbnail says it all. Forever.
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Denim Smith @denimsmith.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
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Denim Smith @denimsmith.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Alvin II
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Denim Smith @denimsmith.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Brady
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Denim Smith @denimsmith.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Same…
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Denim Smith @denimsmith.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Lexi’s keeping warm on this chilly Saturday
Boston Terrier Lexi curled up under a blanket
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Denim Smith @denimsmith.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
So long as when they show up at 2am they sit atop the ‘Beware of Dog’ sign and chill …
Opossum sitting on a gate
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Denim Smith @denimsmith.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Lexi sunbathing in the last days of sunshine
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