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Andrea Dengel

@dengel-consulting.com
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German Oracle DBA. Science enthusiast, savior of the printed word, second worst guitar player. My website is down on purpose.

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Andrea Dengel @dengel-consulting.com · 01/10/2026
I know I’m late to the party but I just discovered the time bucketing feature in Oracle Database 26ai. 🤩 Just one question : WHY DID THAT TAKE SO LONG? I was going crazy running analytic queries with all that FLOOR, TRUNC, EXTRACT etc?
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Christttaaayyy @christaaayyy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Damn if this doesn’t say it all 🖤🖤🖤
On the day
Tim Curry died, we were still tending to our Dolly-sized wounds.
It felt cruel and fated, somehow, that two people larger than lite could leave us so close together.
Two people who, in very different ways, gave us permission to become more ourselves.
To embrace the soft, the strange, the over-the-top; the parts of ourselves we once thought we should tone down.
I'm not sure our hearts can take much more.
But I do know this:
For Dolly, we'll stay soft.
For Tim, we'll stay strange.
And we'll try to be as much ourselves as we can possibly be.
Because of them.
Kaylin Weir
Author of Still the Eldest Daughter
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Tuta @tuta.com · 11/07/2026
What's going on at Meta?!  Meta removed support for end-to-end encrypted messages in Instagram, & now it lets users create AI images with other people's public photos? 🤯 To make it worse, users must OPT OUT if they do not want this.  Find out how to opt out here  👉 tuta.com/blog/meta-ai...
Instagram logo with a warning sign and text saying: OPT OUT NOW, Meta Muse tool lets people use your public Instagram photos in AI-generated images.
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Bentelicious Art @benteliciousart.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Immer diese Larmoyanz. Geht doch in den Pool wenn es euch zu heiß ist.
Das Bild von Merz als hässlicher Vogel. Daneben steht „Merz leg Eier“
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Tuta @tuta.com · 08/05/2026
Meta just removed end-to-end encryption from Instagram.
ZuckerbergInsta logo
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Mike Dietrich @mikedietrichde.com · 04/05/2026
Patch your databases against AI-enabled cybersecurity threats I guess you all read the announcements and predictions over the past weeks. New AI models and improvements to existing models may allow to find security issues in existing software much quicker. While this sounds alarming on one side…
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Patch your databases against AI-enabled cybersecurity threats
I guess you all read the announcements and predictions over the past weeks. New AI models and improvements to existing models may allow to find security issues in existing software much quicker. While this sounds alarming on one side (yes, it does), it also enables software vendors to secure their software. But in order to benefit from it, you must patch your databases against AI-enabled cybersecurity threats…
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Andrea Dengel @dengel-consulting.com · 04/05/2026
Cybercrime: SMS Blaster imitieren Mobilfunkmasten und versenden Phishingnachrichten im großen Stil an jedes Gerät das sich mit ihnen verbindet, ohne deren Nummer zu kennen: kurzlinks.de/e01f #TIL #Cybercrime
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Bei dieser Betrugsmasche musst du besonders aufpassen
Ein Gerät im Kofferraum, eine Fahrt durch die Stadt und tausende Smartphones erhalten eine Betrugs-SMS. Und all das passiert ohne dass der Täter eine einzige Nummer kennt.
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Andrea Dengel @dengel-consulting.com · 18/02/2026
Cyberangriff auf die Deutsche Bahn: Buchungssysteme gestört www.tagesschau.de/inland/gesellscha…
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Bruce Springsteen @brucespringsteen.net · 28/01/2026
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free
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Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
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Tuta @tuta.com · 27/12/2025
#NewYearsResolution 2026: Encrypt all your chats and emails. 🔒
Two hands locked together, on the one arm is the Tuta logo and the other is the Signal logo.
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Andrea Dengel @dengel-consulting.com · 25/12/2025
Frohe Weihnachten! youtube.com/shorts/W8vqvO3-I3g?si=7… (Edited 6:46 via @skeetsapp.com)
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Andrea Dengel @dengel-consulting.com · 04/12/2025
Not gonna lie, I didn’t see that one coming. thanks Oracle 🎄
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Hauck & Bauer @hauckundbauer.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
RIP Jane Goodall
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an illustration of a woman holding a chimpanzee with the words " least i can do is speak out "
ALT: an illustration of a woman holding a chimpanzee with the words " least i can do is speak out "
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Andrea Dengel @dengel-consulting.com · 02/10/2025
Thank you 💔
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heiseonline @heise.de · 21/09/2025
Wann hat euer Smartphone euch zum letzten mal zum Singen aufgefordert? 🤣 📱🎤 Genau das ist in Bad Dürkheim passiert, wo rund 7.000 Menschen über die Warn-App Katwarn die Aufforderung erhielten, das Pfalzlied anzustimmen. 🎶 Zum Artikel: heise.de/-10662190
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Andrea Dengel @dengel-consulting.com · 04/09/2025
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/04/w...
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‘Unrestrained’ Chinese Cyberattackers May Have Stolen Data From Almost Every American
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Andrea Dengel @dengel-consulting.com · 23/08/2025
Hier kann man den Status der IT Sicherheit in Deutschland bei Tageslicht sehen. Dienstleister die wie getroffene Hunde reagieren, Gesetze die von Leuten formuliert wurden die das Problem nicht verstehen. So erreichen wir nie das #Cybersec Niveau das wir brauchen. heise.de/-10569034
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Chris Saxon @chrisrsaxon.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Just noticed that IF [NOT] EXISTS made it into 19.28 too HT @ilmarkerm.eu
Example using IF [NOT] EXISTS syntax in 19.28
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Andrea Dengel @dengel-consulting.com · 30/07/2025
Psst: Auf der DOAG Konferenz darf ich endlich wieder aus dem Nerdkästchen plaudern! „Der Widerspenstigen Tuning“ heißt der Vortrag, und dort werden meine Developerkollegin und ich Euch etwas über Exadata Tuning im großen Stil erzählen 🤫
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heiseonline @heise.de · 21/07/2025
Nach einem Hacker-Angriff auf den Schweizer Klinikkonzern Ameos schließt das Unternehmen nicht aus, dass Patientendaten abhandengekommen sind. #Security
heise.de
Hacker-Angriff auf Kliniken: Möglicherweise Patientendaten betroffen
Nach einem Hacker-Angriff auf den Schweizer Klinikkonzern Ameos schließt das Unternehmen nicht aus, dass Patientendaten abhandengekommen sind.
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Andrea Dengel @dengel-consulting.com · 21/07/2025
This is … disturbing at the very least
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Andrea Dengel @dengel-consulting.com · 16/04/2025
War‘s das für die CVE Datenbank? www.golem.de/news/cve-fin...
golem.de
Golem.de: IT-News für Profis
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Andrea Dengel @dengel-consulting.com · 27/03/2025
Echtheit von Oracle-Kundendaten nach Cyberangriff angeblich bestätigt glm.io/194741?n
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Golem.de: IT-News für Profis
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Andrea Dengel @dengel-consulting.com · 23/03/2025
This is disturbing, but still vague. Any further information available?
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CyberAlerts @cyberalerts.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
🚨 New Vulnerability Alert 🚨 CRITICAL: Remote code execution when loading a crafted GraphQL schema CVE-2025-27407
cyberalerts.io
Remote code execution when loading a crafted GraphQL schema - CyberAlerts
View detailed information about CVE-2025-27407 on CyberAlerts
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Ninja Owl @ninjaowl.ai · 12/03/2025
Chinese Hackers Breach Juniper Networks Routers With Custom Backdoors and Rootkits #cybersecurity #hacking #news #infosec #security #technology #privacy thehackernews.com/20...
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Jackie McIlroy @jackiemcilroy.com · 07/03/2025
We're going to ODTUG #Kscope25, and we'd love for you to join us! Earlybird pricing is still available: www.odtug.com/kscope25 #orclEPM #orclAPEX #orclDB #orclAnalytics #OracleOCI #OracleACE @odtug.bsky.social
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ODTUG Kscope25 - Oracle Developer & Technology User Group
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Cynthia Brumfield @metacurity.com · 03/03/2025
You won't want to miss today's Metacurity for the most critical infosec developments you might have missed oer the weekend. www.metacurity.com/us-cybercom-...
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US Cybercom, CISA are softening stances on Russia as a cyber foe: reports
UK ICO launches children's social media privacy probe, Qilin claims attack on Lee Enterprises, Polish Space Agency breached, Cellebrite zero days used to hack Serbian student's phone, Man sentenced to...
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Andrea Dengel @dengel-consulting.com · 27/02/2025
Meet me at the #DOAGDB25 in Rust! Thank you for the confirmation @doagev.bsky.social
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Oracle Exadata Product Management @exadatapm.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
The latest #Oracle #Exadata System Software Updates for 25.1, 24ai (24.1), 23.1, and 22.1 are now available. Details on the @OracleExadata PM Blog site - blogs.oracle.com/exadata/post...
Exadata Software Update announcement splash screen
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Andrea Dengel @dengel-consulting.com · 21/01/2025
Totally unrelated to any news: Seriously, I love Europe. Thanks for your attention 🇪🇺 (pic taken in Taormina, Sicily 2025)
A historic Fiat 500 car parking on a market place with a basket mounted at its back, painted in all colors.
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Andrea Dengel @dengel-consulting.com · 18/01/2025
Ein Anlass so gut wie jeder andere die IT Sicherheit der eigenen Systeme zu verbessern. #ITSecurity heise.de/-10246150
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Andrea Dengel @dengel-consulting.com · 02/12/2024
What are you looking at, never seen a hard working woman on her off day? I put my mobile phone in a chest and won’t take it out until tomorrow! 📚
A black and white illustration from Charles Dickens‘ book „David Copperfield“ showing a person lying in bed leaning over a wooden chest, surrounded by a young woman and two men
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Jeannie (Jay) Marschall 🍇🫐🍏🍋🍊🍓 @jeanniemarschall.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Ah, @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social Yet again, I feel seen.
Comic in 4 panels, by Sarah Andersen: HOW TO BE A MODERN WOMAN
1. Cook (a witch stirring a cauldron)
2. Clean (flying a broom)
3. Host girls' nights (3 witches dancing around a bonfire)
4. Enjoy children (witch with knife and fork and tiny bones on a table)
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Cat-astrophe 💙 @jodingerscat.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
A picture of Dr Jane Goodall extolling "difficult women"
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Andrea Dengel @dengel-consulting.com · 22/11/2024
Excellent, thanks!
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Andrea Dengel @dengel-consulting.com · 22/11/2024
Slow but steady, right? (still a bit tired) SQuizL 22-NOV-24 1/6 guesses 810 seconds 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟦 bit.ly/SQuizL-game #SQuizL #SQL
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ora2know @ora2know.de · 21/11/2024
The amazing #Oracle #23ai no-slides demo session by @connormcd.bsky.social at #DOAG2024 WOW! @sym42.bsky.social @oracleace.bsky.social
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Andrea Dengel @dengel-consulting.com · 21/11/2024
Talk about unified auditing with @chandlerdba.bsky.social Big love for quoting Granny Weatherwax 💗
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Andrea Dengel @dengel-consulting.com · 21/11/2024
A refreshing deep dive into the Optimizer in the morning #doag2024 🌊
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Andrea Dengel @dengel-consulting.com · 20/11/2024
EU Souvereign Cloud Now in Seoul #doag2024
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Andrea Dengel @dengel-consulting.com · 19/11/2024
Decisions 🤔 #doag2024
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Katharina Kanzan @kathakritzelt.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Am Nürnberger Flughafen wird eine rund 1,7km lange und 60m breite Solaranlage gebaut. Jährlich soll die Anlage 12.8 kWh erzeugen und etwa 4800 Haushalte versorgen können. ☀️☀️☀️ Es gibt zu viele negative News, deswegen poste ich jeden Tag eine #guteNewsdesTages. ⬇️
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Andrea Dengel @dengel-consulting.com · 17/11/2024
What do you think, is „Baby Boss“ driving the car now? 🤔
An old Volkswagen car with visible, poorly fixed damages showing a sticker that says „Baby Boss on board“
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Andrea Dengel @dengel-consulting.com · 17/11/2024
Guten Morgen Bluesky, habt einen schönen Sonntag!
Illustration aus „die Glocke“ von Friedrich Schiller die ein junges, verliebtes Paar in einem Garten zeigt
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Andrea Dengel @dengel-consulting.com · 16/11/2024
What‘s a better opener for a new account than a fair bit of self- promotion! Meet me next week at the #DOAG in Nürnberg! Wednesday, 17:30 Stockholm: Clean up those unnecessary privileges! #oracle
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