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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 46m
static.klipy.com
Futurama Fry: I Am Shocked, Not That Shocked
Alt: Futurama Fry: I Am Shocked, Not That Shocked
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 3h
So like The Lord of the Flies, but a whole country.
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Swinging pipe/cannibal Jughead" replaces "chicken/egg." You heard it here first!
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm starting to think we might not see those $5000 'dividends.'
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Didn’t you have AI slop in the 20th century? Well sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio. And in magazines. And movies. And at ball games and on buses and milk cartons and t-shirts and written on the sky. But not in dreams. No siree!
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
something something, millenials eat ass.
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is the domain of the old cods. The new cods have no power here.
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Race day at HPR with crappy cars and vintage @artofcoop.bsky.social gear
A cranky old man, a questionable race car and a Coop Wrench Devil beanie.
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Where does Jackass fall?
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
This makes you a very specific kind of Disney Princess.
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
That's one long blink.
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The whole press pool needs to start clapping to see if he jolts himself awake and starts clapping too...
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
But what I wouldn't give to hear her say 'Yes', pop him in the mouth, and watch the secret service make a really hard decision...
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a cartoon character says i don t recall saying good luck
Alt: a cartoon character says i don t recall saying good luck
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I think the takeaway here is that you can rock a mechanic's jumpsuit.
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
that's his lesser advertised miracle: Turning flab into cumgutters.
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
And, by God, he has not!
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I look down on you with scorn from the 99th percentile.
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Tired: Stigmata. Wired: Cutting Resurrected Jesus in two like a pretty lady.
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
We sure he wasn't just talking about Altoona-style "pizza'?
Altoona-style "pizza", AKA sins against God, Man, and Nature.
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I was once on a flight so delayed I was able to watch all three Nolan batman movies as well as Fargo.
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
That's fair. I suppose that also applies to a small but shrinking number of Iranians.
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
That's the beauty of it: It's good for everyone who isn't tucker carlson, including his wife and children.
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I can only hope for the Sea of Thieves treatment. Early on, SoT was a shadow of its current self. Rare has poured *tons* of upgrades and content into it. If the 'bones' of CD are ok, it might work, provided it gets the room to grow.
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a close up of a man 's face looking at another man
Alt: Well no one's gonna top that...
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
80's toys/cartoons are a wild youtube hole to go down. So many franchises failed because the toys weren't ready for the cartoon launch. Also check out The Toys That Made Us: He-Man on Netflix. He-Man was 51% injection formed plastic and 49% cocaine and bullshit.
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
That movie was way better than it had any right to be. My only complaint is that they didn't have one character get killed off in one scene and immediately replace them with a new character played by the same actor in the next scene.
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
The "Everything tastes better on A Ritz" theory of sports.
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
That is fantastic. Found my rabbit hole for the evening. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zHr...
youtube.com
SPIDER-MACHINE GP7!! - (Toei's Japanese Spider-Man Retrospective)
YouTube video by Channel Dog
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
WHAT IS THAT? I need more please!
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Hey. He left with FOUR children. Probably all his. Well, maybe he traded one for a quieter one. That's really the nannies' responsibly anyways.
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Rub some dead raccoon on your gums to take the edge off.
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Because a lot of white conservative guys 100% missed the point. They have no idea that PR power is unreliable or why.
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Bonus! That couple actually got married at halftime!
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
That was an interesting conversation to have with my 8 year old. That said, I'd pay an embarrassing amount to try original formula coke..
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
PLEASE! Get halftime show video!
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
He always looked like he smelled like meat sweats and jheri curl.
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
*Flying Nun Aragorn...
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
It's raining men. Or at least parts of them.
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
The Cat in the Hat had never seen such bullshit!
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
A guy I knew in college worked on those! The body was plastic. Felt like one of those blue 55 gal drums.
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Sassy and annoyed Jones-coded Cat in the Hat will live rent free in my brain until the heat death of the universe.
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Split the difference and grow one out.
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Missing the hand-knit mittens, tho.
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
<OLD> The kids are all right.</OLD>
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Daycares have locks for this very reason.
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I love how raisins have become the culinary "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here" of whiteness.
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
(Apologies to ZZ Top.)
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Toutes les filles raffolent d'un homme bien habillé !
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deneen.bsky.social @deneen.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
This. "I've added more to it than any other president, ever! It should be named after me!"
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