Denis @den1966.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Its like the Premier lge knew who city would play next when the cheating thing came out 000
Denis @den1966.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"I say old chum, what school did you attend?" "The Lowry Academy (Little Hulton)" "Must be very exclusive, I've never heard of that. Is that near Eton?" "Just down the road mate" 030
Denis @den1966.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I'm more concerned with the tomato soup she's making right now for tea 100
Denis @den1966.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I'm slightly concerned by not giving a single fuck about it all. 110
Denis @den1966.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Tbh, this city thing isnt having the required effect it should be having on me... 100
Denis @den1966.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ive been instructed that tomorrow is the first fire of the winter 000
Denis @den1966.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You can stand down agent fergie....your work is donestatic.klipy.comSir Alex Ferguson ClappingALT: Sir Alex Ferguson Clapping 000
Denis @den1966.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The fine will be less than the one I got for taking a piss outside Goodison after Everton beat utd in 1985....£25.. 000
Denis @den1966.bsky.social · 25/09/2026In an office down the sticks...just found this old rascal... 020
Denis @den1966.bsky.social · 25/09/2026First weekend off in about 10 weeks....my biggest mistake was telling her majesty the queen.. 000
Denis @den1966.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Been inputting data into a laptop from home all day.static.klipy.comMaggie Smith as Violet Crawley in Downton AbbeyALT: Maggie Smith as Violet Crawley in Downton Abbey 000
Denis @den1966.bsky.social · 22/09/202660 next Thursday week lads.. You can send all the walking aids, sensible footwear and sleeveless cardies to me via a private message.static.klipy.comWerther's Echte Commercial: Grandpa & GrandsonALT: Werther's Echte Commercial: Grandpa & Grandson 110
Denis @den1966.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I was thinking about having a wank at next doors Mrs and legging it when she sees a shadowy figure in the hedge.. 100
Denis @den1966.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Those sandals always look like they'll fall off at a very inappropriate time. 100
Denis @den1966.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Womenstatic.klipy.comArthur's Clenched Fist MemeALT: Arthur's Clenched Fist Meme 100
Denis @den1966.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I bought loads of the bastards over the yrs, lost two in about 20 mins a few yrs ago. 100
Denis @den1966.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Ive a selection of stanley knifes if you need to tool up.. 110
Denis @den1966.bsky.social · 19/09/2026See its the knees up mother brown derby today..static.klipy.comRicher Solutions Logo with Richard LivermanALT: Richer Solutions Logo with Richard Liverman 000
Denis @den1966.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Serial killer alert in philly...static.klipy.comMan Watching with BinocularsALT: Man Watching with Binoculars 000
Denis @den1966.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Yeah...band of brothers is one of the greatest things ive ever seen... 000
Denis @den1966.bsky.social · 17/09/2026While my cousin sells a shit load of guitars today, i was busy supervising the emptying of a 46 yr old double septic tanks and its filtering system... 000
Denis @den1966.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Hahjahah....even the Irish media have fucked Ed Sheeran off..."the English singer"..... 000
Denis @den1966.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It would be marvellous if he keeled over mid sentence and proceeded to shit himself while shaking like a shitting dog mid massive heart attack... 010
Denis @den1966.bsky.social · 14/09/2026He's too busy Selling his guitars.. I've had to loan him my old fender 100
Denis @den1966.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Anxiously waiting by the radio waiting for the oasis tour. 100
