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@demos.zone
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Tiny curtains open and you hear the tiny clap of little hands, a tiny man tells a little joke and gets a tiny laugh from all the folks. (he/him)

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Stephen @demos.zone · 22/07/2026
tfw it’s the happiest day of your life
Jimmy stares slightly below your eyeline with dead eyes, considering how he can devour your soul for more views.
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Stephen @demos.zone · 30/06/2026
we hebben een serieus jooke probleem
Several skeets in a row referencing or screenshotting the tweet by Geert Wilders (a dutch politician) saying “we hebben een serieus probleem”
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Stephen @demos.zone · 09/06/2026
I think the state of hawaii just called me
Iphone screenshot of a voicemail that says “Is Hawaii? Can you hear me?” From an unknown number.
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Stephen @demos.zone · 04/06/2026
you coming up with the idea for this one
A comic where the character wakes up at 5am, saying “just had such a good idea, gotta write this down” groggily. The next morning they look at the page and all it says is “cross-dimensional face wash”
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Stephen @demos.zone · 30/05/2026
alright quit it space, we’ve got enough going on down here
Screenshot from the article listed in the quoted post above: Scientists with the American Meteor Society have also documented an unusual increase in large fireball events and sonic booms during the first months of 2026.
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Stephen @demos.zone · 14/05/2026
we couldn’t tell if he was begging for food or just enjoying the sun. probably both
A small red dog laying in the sun in front of his food bowl, looking at the camera with an innocent expression, like he isn’t begging desperately for food at that very moment.
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Stephen @demos.zone · 07/05/2026
nice
The wikipedia page for the Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever, where it says “The American Kennel Club ranks the toller as the 69th most popular dog breed." Nice.
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Stephen @demos.zone · 27/04/2026
A tweet with the text: david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i dont like this animal. skip it.
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Stephen @demos.zone · 03/03/2026
facebook is trying desperately to figure me out
Two notifications in the iPhone notifications center from the Facebook app.

The first reads:
A group where we all pretend to be moths
You might like A group where we all pretend to be moths.

The second reads:
Things with Faces
You might like Things with Faces.
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Stephen @demos.zone · 03/01/2026
It’s incredible that rubio just looks like this in every picture now
Marco Rubio looking like a pathetic asshole, hunched over with his arms folded staring off into the distance
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Stephen @demos.zone · 13/10/2025
Apple, not to be outdone by HBO Max Plus By HBO, embarks on its own plan to rebrand Apple TV+ to…Apple TV
Screenshot from an article on the verge -

Even the wording on Apple's own announcement highlights the muddled branding, saying that F1 is available to purchase on Apple TV "ahead of its global streaming debut on Apple TV," and that "Apple TV is available on the Apple TV app" on devices like... you got it, Apple TV.
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Stephen @demos.zone · 09/10/2025
Squirrel just absolutely going to town on an apple in my backyard
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Stephen @demos.zone · 06/10/2025
“It might work for us” meme from arrested development or whatever show
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Stephen @demos.zone · 27/08/2025
the classic pick-me-up, Morning Wine
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Stephen @demos.zone · 20/08/2025
oh, uh, okay
Screenshot from nyt article that was quote tweeted reading: 

Mr. Orwoll recently gave The New York Times a limited tour, allowing entry to the property through a gate that had a lock. He sat on a folding chair in his office, housed in an insulated shed with air-conditioning and fiber internet, two pianos and shelves full of philosophy texts.
Before a photographer could snap pictures, he pulled a copy of "Mein Kampf" from a bookshelf and turned it around to hide its spine.
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Stephen @demos.zone · 03/08/2025
okay but this was so good
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Stephen @demos.zone · 30/07/2025
Xkcd comic. C style function 

int get RandomNumber ()
return 4; 

With the comment
chosen by fair dice roll.
guaranteed to be random.
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Stephen @demos.zone · 19/07/2025
It’s not clear how this was comfy but he stayed like this for an hour straight
A small reddish brown dog sleeping in a funny, cramped looking position in a small fuzzy blue dog bed
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Stephen @demos.zone · 15/07/2025
the “platform”
Tweet from @InternetHippo: 

Just got back from the centrist rally. Amazing turnout.
Thousands of people holding hands and chanting
"Better things aren't possible"
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Stephen @demos.zone · 14/07/2025
this is apparently the one for “bad rudy”
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Stephen @demos.zone · 04/07/2025
these colors don’t bleed 💪
Barilla tri-color rotini box
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Stephen @demos.zone · 24/05/2025
Little Dog Saturday, the perfect day to play tug
A small reddish brown dog playing tug-of-war
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Stephen @demos.zone · 23/05/2025
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Stephen @demos.zone · 18/05/2025
Koopa takes advantage of this bias daily
Koopa, a reddish brown Chihuahua-Pomeranian mix, ready to playKoopa, but much faster now (similar to the last photo except the whole thing is motion blurred)
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Stephen @demos.zone · 24/04/2025
I know why it does it this way but this always tickles me
An apple iphone message from an unknown number, tagged “Maybe: Randy Villegas” by the phone. The first line of the message preview reads “Hi Stephen, I’m Randy Villegas.” You’re so right, phone! Have a cookie
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Stephen @demos.zone · 27/01/2025
it’s tough living in California, but somehow we press on
Weather report indicating “Severe Weather”, with the reported conditions being 52 degrees F and Sunny, which doesn’t seem very severe…
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