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Screwtape, Demon First Class

@demon-screwtape.bsky.social
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Humble servant of darkness. Plying his trade among vain and weak humans. Avid soul collector. Political junky. Love to microwave fish in your office.

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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 18h
This is all part of the lead up to marshal law and nullification of the election.
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 18h
Oh, but moon bases are easy. Pools? That's fucking rocket surgery!
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Eric Schmitt has got no right to take his place with the human race.
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well said. Although I think this is more about Netanyahu's vision and his cabal's beliefs. I'm not convinced everyone in Israel is bent on genocide. But Bibi sure is - once he does his mandatory millennium in Hell's burning lava/shit room he's a likely promotion to demon 3rd class.
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Likely future... unless the Epstein class has AI kill us to avoid disclosure.
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The death of shame is on display daily
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
See!? And all of you thought there wasn't a plan...
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Donald the Hutt
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Actually understates the lack of qualified people in charge. True kakistocracy.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Please everyone do this!
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Nurse Chapel 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇨🇺 @nurse-chapel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
In functioning democracies these sort of statements by the leader end the leaders career. Clearly the republicans are good with dictatorship and opposed to democracy. Democracy needs you to hold your nose and vote for the most likely candidate to with that does not have an "R" next to their name.
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Well said
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
About $28 billion in commerce passes through the Welland Canal to the USA. It's 100% in Canada. Canada could easily assess a passage tariff, or just close it. WTF!
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm certain he's in there...
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Smart people recognize their knowledge gaps and find experts or gain the knowledge to compensate for their gaps. We see a daily example of Dunning-Kruger effect from Dear Leader. Every day Trumplicans advocate for incompetence, stupidity, and evil.
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Not shitting in the oval office is the new national goal.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Hard to keep track of the number of times he's declared victory in his illegal war-of-choice. #86-47
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Clearly Freedom means Vaccines for me, death for you.
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Duh. It's in their nickname GOP, "Guardians Of Pedophiles ". Seriously, look at polling. MAGA is ok with Sexual predators and assaults on women. thehill.com/homenews/cam...
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2 in 3 MAGA voters say they’d support GOP candidate accused of sexual assault: Poll
More than half of MAGA voters say they would support a Republican candidate accused of sexual assault, according to a new poll. In a recent Politico poll, 66 percent of MAGA voters who cast their b…
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Most states in the USA allow for termination after 3 days no call / no show. It's considered a voluntary termination. Time to assume he quit and is milking the system... classic taker.
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Brilliant idea. We could fill that Congressional wing in Hell no time... oh wait, we may have to expand it faster.
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Cash is the ultimate blindfold.
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Vance is so out of step with Trumplican values: He admits to being a gerontophile in a pedophile party.
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This is the best argument
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
So goes the wicked witch of the east... welcome to Hell Lindsey, here's your shovel!
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Irony is not in the Trumplican vocabulary
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Wish he touched more evil people. I need to make soul quota this month.
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
That is odd. Isn't it.
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
We don't get much poetry in Hell. But this is the top verse here today.
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Compared to the size of the short fingered vulgarian's hands, the crowds are huge.
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Sealant Team Six is clever...
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Father's Day 🖤
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Our toddler president had a great playdate with all his other Hellbound playmates. Looking forward to his next fun day.
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Uh, this is clearly some unhinged behavior... blaming the weather channel for a forecast??!?
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Perfect for president toddler.
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Well since there is no evidence Marie Antionette ever said the infamous quote, the clear winner is Donald Trump; he actually said his quote.
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🌺Red Hibiscus🌺 @redhibiscus23.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Not giving up. I am going to keep taking about the Epstein files until they are fully released
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Can't argue with physics
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Can’t be repeated enough…
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I have a modest proposal to honor our Dear Leader: assuming someday there is a non Trumplican President, all gender neutral bathrooms on federal property shall have the placard "Trump Room". And may adopt the slang "Trump Dumps" if desired. This would be a great honor. Many people are saying.
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
He's the mob boss in chief. But that's what America wanted.
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Sums it up...
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Finally some "A" lost performers.
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Convincing humans knowledge is sin may be Satan's greatest accomplishment. So proud.
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Now that is darkly funny
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Screwtape, Demon First Class @demon-screwtape.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Shifting morality to the dark side is a big win for Team Evil! Much rejoicing below.
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