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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant)

@demigiant.com
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Games+comics writer+coder+artist. I wrote Still There, drew Football Drama, illustrated some Risk of Rain LPs and stuff, made DOTween, Goscurry, etc. No AI nonono. Any/Any Website: demigiant.com Insta: instagram.com/demigiant

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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 30/09/2026
doubleplusbaconbrain
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 30/09/2026
the Intelligence part doesn't fit 😅
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 30/09/2026
would've been perfection! Then Gulf of Mexico to "Conflict of Interest" and the Kennedy library to "Being Able To Count Two McBacons Doesn't Make You Literate"
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 30/09/2026
he did it: the most senile leader in the world officially renamed AI into Super Intelligence, must be true! 😱 Next: fuel will be renamed to Holy Oil
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 28/09/2026
(I know I could do it before, but it always seemed too risky 😅)
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 28/09/2026
I find it a baffling decision but, on the bright side, I'm loving that the main project I adapted to it now enters play mode immediately. Still, very scary if you don't know extremely well what you're doing and how to manage it in time 👀
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 27/09/2026
ah fuck
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Jón Kristinsson @jonkk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
btw, if you haven't seen it before, i have this whole website full of adventure game illustrations called pointclicking.com! 🙌
a lot of adventure game illustrations!
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 26/09/2026
(and then you die, but happy)
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 26/09/2026
and if you put pasta in a supplì the law allows to have it a 4th time as a snack \o/
a carbonara supplì, aka an elongated ball of fried breadcrumbs painted in egg which contains more egg (cooked but liquid), bacon, parmesan and overall awesomeness
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 26/09/2026
ohhh still have to watch the last episode but I can't wait, such a wonderful series ^_^
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 24/09/2026
on a side note, have you seen Sharp Objects? I just finished it and it's jesus fucking amazing
poster for the Sharp Objects limited series
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 24/09/2026
normal person: "Oh shit, I can't remember my address, am I going senile?" billionaire: "I can't remember my address, let's make it so no one else can."
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 24/09/2026
Basically the guy is saying that he's senile (how else would you forget where you live) and that it's ok if we all go senile without having to wait for old age. These fucking people are scary 😬
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 24/09/2026
at least it's true that genAI can never surpass humans, because a non-existent artist can't be better than a real one. But sigh
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 23/09/2026
ah! I did that hobby you're talking about in the past, but I have no habit to kick anymore (I was lucky enough to kick it super easily, I have no cravings and I smoke one every few days only because I like it). My problem now is finding an excuse to stop working instead 😬
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 23/09/2026
this brightened my day immensely ^_^
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 23/09/2026
I get it, I think people should be free to smoke (also legalize ganja) but that smokers should pay great attention not to annoy non-smokers with their smoke. Which I always did to a point that other smokers would often tease me about it 😅
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 23/09/2026
ahah, yeah, I tried watching the series thinking that maybe they took the interesting concept and did something good with it, but no (I think I only saw the first episode in the end)
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 23/09/2026
had to go and check my review on goodreads and it's maybe the only (or one of very few) books that I gave one star to 😅
a harsh review of the Dark Matter book:
"By jove this was really bad.
The idea behind it could've been interesting, but the author delivers it blandly and with no depth, forgetting stuff along the way and showing in various occasions that he didn't understand the logic (I'm not even mentioning the scientific side) of his own concept; and the rest is even worse. The characters are dull, shallow and incoherent, the dialogues are bland and often silly. But the true horror is the writing style. It's bad on many sides, but what drove me crazy is that the author thinks that every period deserves a line break—or he was just using cheap tricks to fill more pages, which would be even more maddening. I mean, yeah, everything can work, even be powerful, if used well, but in the hands of a mediocre writer it just becomes embarrassingly obnoxious.
I know I sound pretty harsh, but this book really, really, annoyed me."
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 23/09/2026
I made the mistake of reading the book years ago and it was the same: an interesting concept that the writer didn't seem to have a grasp on and just made a mess out of it. And the character writing was even worse. It was also written very badly, more like a script than— ahh, I see! 😅
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 23/09/2026
fucking fucks :( Big hugs, and I know someone else will say yes to you soon 🫂
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 23/09/2026
I know all about smoke because I only stopped one year ago (almost, down to 1 ciggie every few days), and my slav partner still does 😁 I never liked smoking in closed places tho
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 23/09/2026
smoke regulations/habits generally change when you move from east (more smoke) to west (less) in Europe. Like, you can smoke inside restaurants VS no way. Same for pollution. Funnily enough, in some eastern countries you couldn't smoke around schools way before that was prohibited in the west
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 19/09/2026
yessss
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 19/09/2026
ok, that is cute af
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 19/09/2026
(yes, my mental tongue wrapped itself into a knot when I tried to reread that 😅)
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 19/09/2026
oh, yes. And then Watchdogs Legion was waaay worse on that aspect, also because it tried to market(!) itself on being more political instead it was just more badly written corpo-vampirism of badly understood political movements reshaped as fashion trends in the game 😬
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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Mare Pan @paarsec.com · 19/09/2026
A long shot, but does anybody know of any faster (GPU please) grains and fluid meshing tools, possibly for Houdini?
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 18/09/2026
jesus christ people that use genAI gradually lose their mind worse than anti-vaxxers, huh?
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 15/09/2026
I don't think I ever played a war game (except, mhmm, Day of Defeat) so I might be jumping to conclusions buuut... I'm not surprised that a studio that decided to focus on a (semi?)realistic war game has a bit of a fascist work philosophy 😬
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 03/09/2026
Drawings for one of those billion personal games I start and usually never finish, but we'll see
A god-dess being smug and pointing to their nipple with a magic wandA combat android showing off their sharp knives, one in each hand. Wouldn't it be better to use them on butter rather than to cut people as?
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 31/08/2026
ahhhh I'm sorry! 😅 My voice is actually pretty low, I never yell 😅
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Mauro Vanetti @m.mastodon.maurovanetti.info.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026
SIAMO GIÀ A SETTE OSPITI CONFERMATI. MA SIETE ANCORA IN TEMPO PER AGGIUNGERVI! Hai creato un videogioco indipendente, insolito, rivoluzionario, artistico, sperimentale, prototipale, artigianale, innovativo, balordo o semplicemente favoloso? Sabato […] [Original post on mastodon.maurovanetti.info]
«Videogiocanda», oca e passerotto
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 31/08/2026
I never thought of that but only because I imagine their profile pics thinking those words 😅
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Lucy Blundell 💜💚 Wishlist Ace & Aro: Heart-to-Heart on Steam! @kinmoku.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A teaser of my next game 💜Ace & Aro: Heart-to-Heart 💚 Coming soon to Steam and itchio! Wishlist and follow: Steam ➡️ store.steampowered.com/app/4554030/... itchio ➡️ kinmoku.itch.io/ace-and-aro-...
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 29/08/2026
same. I hope gamescom will pay them back, since it's their responsibility and people paid to leave their laptops there, but I guess it's not gonna be that simple 😬
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Konstantinos Dimopoulos @konstantinosd.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
There's something delightful about teaching people how to build cities in text. Better yet, it's an effective way to get a practical intro to game urbanism & the design of game cities. Also, here's my *Create An Interactive City In Text using ink* course: www.d6learning.com/course/nov26...
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 03/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Zodd Throws Sword in Berserk Anime Clip
ALT: Zodd Throws Sword in Berserk Anime Clip
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 02/08/2026
(I use my custom logging system to add prefixes to logs)
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 02/08/2026
I'll admit that assigning the right unicode symbol to the logs of my main game managers is a lot of fun to me (yes, I know it's a waste of time, but also not: helps reading logs much faster 👀) (and yes: Unity's console supports almost all colored symbols) (and sure: I strip them away in builds)
A series of Unity logs that are nicely colored and with pretty symbols in front of them
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 28/07/2026
then this deserves a
static.klipy.com
Ba Dum Tsss Drummer
ALT: Ba Dum Tsss Drummer
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 28/07/2026
we love Chainsmoker Cat here
two frames from the Chainsmoker Cat anime, where she complains she has only 6 cigarettes (the anime is really about poverty in a society that ignores it)
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 28/07/2026
I guess lots of people must have already made an EXBOX joke because it's too obvious, right? 👀
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 25/07/2026
the pallest!
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 25/07/2026
also, new friend ^_^
a red cat pinpointed by the sun
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 25/07/2026
this is incredible (public hospital built during communism)
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Daniele Giardini (Demigiant) @demigiant.com · 25/07/2026
The Last of Us Serbian Edition (these are actually from a place called Niška Banja, which is very nice: nature, cats, some cool ex-communist buildings and some cursed abandoned ones)
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Happy Broccoli Games @happybroccoligames.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
🔪FULL TRAILER for our new game Apple Crumble! 🔪 It’s your grandma’s 84th birthday party and nobody is trying to murder her. Stop suspecting your family members, and don’t worry about the strange man in your bedroom. A new creepy-cozy mystery thriller from the creators of Duck Detective.
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