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Dannel Jurado

@demarko.org
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Union steward @kickstarterunited.org software engineer (but not on weekends) Avatar illustrated by @caitlinroseboyle.com Socials: Mastodon: xoxo.zone/@demarko Twitter: @DeMarko (unused, parked)

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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 30/09/2026
I'm a lil' alarmed somebody hasn't made a free SilverDict/GoldenDict/StarDict web frontend but I do enjoy that one of the more authoritative Quechua dictionaries has this banner www.illaa.org/index.php/qu...
banner at the top of the site for the Quechua Cerron-Palomino dictionary that reads: llaqtanchik siminchikkunata wakmanta chaninchaspa tecnologia niskakunapi ha'piparisunchik (translation: re-evaluate our national languages ​​and rely on technology), the same phrase is written out in Quechua, Spanish, and I believe, Aymara
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 22/09/2026
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 21/09/2026
Did I miss the Bluesky chatter about the Pikachu plush aboard the ISS? They released two images afaict
Pikachu plush wearing an ESA spacesuit floating in the International Space Station with a view of Earth in the background Pikachu plush wearing an ESA spacesuit floating in a compartment of the International Space Station with an ESA banner placed behind it
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 21/09/2026
My favorite Mr Biao meme
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 20/09/2026
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 14/09/2026
Three part instruction graphic:
Lie down (depicting a man lying down)
Try not to to cry (depicting a man rolling over)
Cry a lot (depicting a man crying via closeup on his face)
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 04/09/2026
I did the long accent quiz, howdyado my fellow Meechi-ganders (jk, it says only 48% like them so not even a simple majority)
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 26/08/2026
As if I would be unaware of the Prince of the Kingdom of Fuling
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 22/08/2026
Its funny because we can and the four day work week is possible if you and your coworkers fight for it
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 21/08/2026
This feels insane, my Steam account can drink in the US
Screenshot of the Steam 21 Years of Service badge
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 20/08/2026
Sickos meme
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 12/07/2026
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 08/07/2026
Does anyone else keep a note of quotes that hit you?
screenshot of a note app with the following:
# Quotes

There’s a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart that you can’t take part! You can’t even passively take part! And you’ve got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus — and you’ve got to make it stop! And you’ve got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it — that unless you’re free the machine will be prevented from working at all! - Mario Savino, address at Sproul Hall, UC Berkeley, 1964

You are cursed because inside you is your heart which is the fulcrum on which the world balances - Taylor Moore, 2023

In order for me to write poetry that isn’t political
I must listen to the birds
and in order to hear the birds
the warplanes must be silent.
– Marwan Makhoul

Love has never been a popular movement. And no one’s ever wanted, really, to be free. The world is held together, really it is held together, by the love and the passion of a very few people. Otherwise, of course, you can despair. Walk down the street of any city, any afternoon, and look around you. What you’ve got to remember is what you’re looking at is also you. Everyone you’re looking at is also you. You could be that person. You could be that monster, you could be that cop. And you have to decide, in yourself, not to be. - James Baldwin

We will replace the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism. - Zohran Mamdani, 2025

Ser joven y no ser revolucionario es una contradicción hasta biológica - Salvador Allende, discurso en la Universidad de Guadalajara, 1972
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 08/07/2026
It's interesting that @discord.com's ATO problem has gotten so bad that individual Discords I'm in have started setting up these honeypot channels
Screenshot of the Grounded Discord #do-not-talk-here channel honeypot where if you send a message, you get automatically softbanned.
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 08/07/2026
Oh, they made it worse: with this the @mta.info is saying “you don’t belong here, go use a browser”
Screenshot of the official MTA app that now kicks you to a browser instead of persisting your session and letting you use the app browser to book your pickup
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 06/07/2026
“1 billion players” as a goal, okay cool, how are people supposed to frag out in Call of Duty 7 Modern Warfare 2: Collector’s Edition: The Squeaquel if they can’t afford your console because of your AI-brained shit? Because of a war that drives prices up even further?
Metal Gear Solid screenshot generate to look like Campbell is telling Snake “Snake, you can't keep ignoring the player's material conditions!”
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 03/07/2026
I’M DOING MY PART
Screenshot of my remote AC app set to 78 degrees Fahrenheit and eco mode
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 01/07/2026
THE CRAZE THAT IS SWEEPING THIS BROKEN NATION
picture of laser eyes Jeb Bush in his iconic pose with a DSA logo on his chest in front of an electoral map of the United States of America showing a full DSA sweep with them winning it all
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 01/07/2026
MEANWHILE BARRY STONKS ARE UP LETS GOOOO
New Snorlax full art card in PTCGP's Everyday Wonders set.Full Art Barry Supporter/Trainer card from PTCGP's Triumphant Light (playing Barry makes your Snorlax attacks cost less energy)
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 26/06/2026
¿Quienes se apuntan? 🤪
Captura de pantalla de Spotify con un playlist con el título “Playlust para cuando Keiko me fusilé en la plaza San Martín” con el subtítulo “vamos Keiko vamos”  con un gato loco de portada y dos tracks de los Nosequien y los Nosecuantos “Las Torres” y “Los Patos y las Patas”
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 25/06/2026
I think Destiny is the first game I'm gonna play until the servers shut off. When I started poking at the Monuments of Triumph update I was like "I could play this game for another 1000 hours, easy"
screenshot of the WastedOnDestiny.com lookup for my player profile that shows 6742 hours played across the lifetime of both games
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 24/06/2026
COMMIE CORRIDOR SWEEEEEP
Photo of Jeb Bush super imposed with a map of the world colored Jeb
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 23/06/2026
NY Primary season is brutal
Today 13:22

A text reading “Happy Election Day! Have you voted for Claire yet or doing so tonight? Thank you for your support! skip to end or stop to opt out - Claire Valdez for Congress”
With me replying with an image of me holding a salmon burger at my desk and the caption “Going as soon as I finish lunch, chill”
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 17/06/2026
This is a fun exercise
Image of 9 Steam Games I want to Spread: Eastward, Sea of Stars, South of Midnight, Flotsam, Windblown, FBC: Firebreak, Gunfire Reborn, Dave the Diver, Shogun Showdown
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 14/06/2026
tfw the NYC emergency notification hotline tells you to celebrate safely
A text from NOTIFY NYC that reads “Notify NYC: Knicks are the NBA
Champs! Road closures & emergency personnel @ MSG.
Listen to NYPD instructions.
Enjoy the moment, celebrate safely.”
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 08/06/2026
I'm on this @techworkerscoalition.org panel repping @kickstarterunited.org next week, if you were at Circuit Breakers last year, it's an extension of the talk of the same name. You can register for it here: twcl.ink/twc-edu-june...
Poster for a panel titled "A Value Critique of AI & Tech Worker Opposition" sponsored by the Tech Workers Coalition

GenAI technologies are being promoted as the door to a new era of economic dynamism. However, the opposite is more likely. While LLM-based tools haven’t measured up to corporate promises of productivity growth, they are being used to justify mass layoffs and increase worker exploitation. Further, the gargantuan investment in AI infrastructure is prompting nationwide opposition as it poses the threat of environmental degradation and economic crisis. Control over the deployment of AI is becoming a key issue for society at large, and tech workers could have a defining say in it.

Come discuss how Marx might have tackled the encroachment of AI and how unionists have responded to it in their workplaces. We’ll have a presentation and a panel discussion including representatives from the Times Tech Guild and Kickstarter United followed by a Q&A session.

REGISTER NOW @ https://twcl.ink/twc-edu-june-2026
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 04/06/2026
"I'm afraid that people hating data centers will prevent us from actually expanding computing capacity that's necessary" NECESSARY FOR WHAT
meme of the goose chasing the guy
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 01/06/2026
I was curious if my search engine (DuckDuckGo) of choice does this properly, thankfully it does.
screenshot of the search results for "what time is sunset" in DuckDuckGo, saying the sunrise and sunset for Sunday May 31st, 2026 is 5:27 AM for sunrise and 8:20 PM for sunset
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 31/05/2026
YOUR BIRDS HAVE STATS
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 31/05/2026
Yeah man, this rules
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 29/05/2026
LMAO, I emailed Wikimedia saying I would never donate again unless they reversed their anti-union ways and I got this
Kristie Robinson, May 29, 2026, 6:10 PM UTC:
Hi, 
 
Thank you for your email and for your support of the Wikimedia Foundation and free knowledge. 
 
Thank you also for sharing your concerns. I am happy to provide you with more context and information about the recent events. 
 
The decision to disband the Community Tech team is not in any way connected to recent discussions about unionizing, nor have we terminated any staff for their participation in those discussions. The Foundation respects the right of staff to unionize if they vote to do so.
 
Earlier this month, the Wikimedia Foundation restructured the way the organization supports the Community Wishlist initiative, a forum for the volunteer editors behind Wikimedia projects to suggest and collaborate on improvements to our product and technology.
 
The decision to restructure followed internal assessments dating back to September 2025 on ways to make our Community Wishlist work more effective and to improve our support for volunteer editors. We learned from these assessments that it is rarely possible to fulfill community wishes through a single team due to the vast breadth of the software we support and the number of channels through which we receive wishes. The restructuring shifts the management of the Community Wishlist from a single, sometimes siloed team (formerly known as the Community Tech team) to the full Product and Technology Department — ensuring that community wishes can be acted on by teams who are specialists in many different areas.
 
As part of this restructuring, the Community Tech team was disbanded, and six roles were impacted. The Foundation has been committed to supporting the affected team members during this transition in various ways. The team members are currently still working at the Foundation and are receiving internal support to identify and apply for open roles at the organization.
 
[IF BROOKE VIBBER MENTIONED] Regarding Brooke Vibber’s departure, as a general 
practice, and o…
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 28/05/2026
How come some of the coolest weapon designs in the game are only coming with the final update? 🥲 apologies if I grieve in slow motion over the next couple of weeks
Weapon display of the SRL weapons from the final update to Destiny 2, showing some very cool futuristic weapon brands across various weapon types
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 27/05/2026
sickos meme but in French
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 26/05/2026
Screengrab of the Spongebob episode where he says everything is better at night with the text "Dire Marsh" on the top and "at night" on the bottom
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 23/05/2026
Meep meep
Wil E. Coyote picking up his paint after painting a fake tunnel on the side of a mountain
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 22/05/2026
Incidentally, I was looking through our email history and I found this one from like 2013!!!
Illustration by Caitlin Rose Boyle of a hurt Snorlax being attended to by 3 Nurse Joys who are saying "You'll be fighting fit in no time"
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 16/05/2026
Listen I-…am still on TikTok
Screenshot of a Discord message DeMarko sent saying “I NEED TIKTOK TO STOP TARGETING ME SPECIFICALLY BY SHOWING ME ALT BADDIES SET TO DEATH GRIPS”
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 01/05/2026
The More section of the official @mta.info app is such a mess of settings, info they couldn’t find a place to put anywhere, and links to help and other places and I just am not sure what they’re thinking there
Screenshot of the More section of the MTA app with a number of different heading that combine just about everything.

The text reads:

More
We want to hear from you!
Take our Spring Customers Count survey and...
Appearance
* Language
>
Haptic Feedback
& Access-A-Ride
About the app
Send app feedback
Chat with us
Report trip feedback D
D Subway Maps
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 26/04/2026
*sigh* it’s time to buy shoes again
Screenshot of a New Balance NB Numeric 480 that they’ve never made in my size, the shoe is a low skater shoe with a cream leather exteriorD.W. From Arthur wearing sunglasses looking through a fence longingly
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 24/04/2026
Easy enough
Screenshot of the Florence Immigrant & Refugee Rights Project donation confirmation screen of a one-time donation of $52.77
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 23/04/2026
Can confirm
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 22/04/2026
¿Osea, me dices que un español tuvo el mejor día culinario de su entera vida?
Screenshot of the thumbnail of a YouTube video in Spanish title "24h cocinando SOLO comida peruana" (24 hours cooking only Peruvian food) that features a man behind a number of Peruvian dishes (and a bottle of Inca Kola, Peru's national soda) and there's an arrow pointing to the guy saying he's "español" (Spaniard)
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 21/04/2026
Damn that’s crazy, whoops *I trip on absolutely nothing and article 17 of our 2025 CBA falls out in its entirety* oh gosh haha, I’m so clumsy
Screenshot of our 2025 CBA over Article 17 - No Intrusive Monitoring, which would prevent the exact situation in the quoted article
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 21/04/2026
Algorithm: I do not understand, I am simply several combinations of matrix weights and pattern detection that gives you things of certain vectors that you continue giving me signal that you want Me:
image of Russian priest blessing a server in order to combat ransomware
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 21/04/2026
After nearly 4 years of trusty service, RIP my @flomask.bsky.social’s silicon gasket, so glad I can just buy that replacement part!
Picture of a hand holding a Flo Mask with a black front and showing the rip in the silicon gasket after nearly 4 years of near daily use
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 14/04/2026
This thing rules by the way, not really too much of a pain if you’re comfortable with just throwing a bunch of epubs on an SD card, but flashing the better firmware on it took no time at all and it’s already so much nicer
A picture of me holding an Xteink X4 with a page of No Pasarán on it
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 11/04/2026
no jodas weon, hasta en las elecciones ponen IA, tremenda huevada
meme de alguien con una pistola en la mano apuntando a la pantallacaptura de la pantalla de la pagina del Jurado Nacional de Elecciones que ofrece un "Voto informado con IA"
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 05/04/2026
Yes, I am aware this discussion always ends here, but it also sucks on a daily basis
Meme where a bunch of guys are playing cards and the man in the center is labeled "Yo (me)" and he's slapping a card on the table labeled "El problema es el capitalismo (the problem is capitalism)" and the table is labeled "una conversación casual (a casual conversation)"
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 05/04/2026
Provided without context
Screenshot from a Discord message I sent that reads:
IT TURNS OUT THE SEX TOY CHARGER ON MY USB HUB THAT IS MAGNETIC WAS CAUSING THAT WARNING BECAUSE IT ATTACHED TO THE GAME BOY WHEN I SET MY KEYS DOWN LAST
NIGHT
anyway, science rules
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Dannel Jurado @demarko.org · 31/03/2026
Meme from The Simpsons where Lionel Hutz Esq. annotates his business card with punctuation with the overlaid text "Fix airport? No, War!" instead
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