KC BOOMER @demandcake.com · 11/09/2026Hey, who needs some hair product that’s more expensive that Wagyu fillet steak? 000 0
KC BOOMER @demandcake.com · 27/08/2026AI is coming for these god awful ordering screens where we will talk to an AI agent that will ask us if we like Matcha or banana or just want a fucking coffee and a muffin? 000 0
KC BOOMER @demandcake.com · 09/08/2026Well Boomtown looks like it will be a roasting hot DNB experience 000 0
KC BOOMER @demandcake.com · 02/08/2026Image shows: All blokes born before 1976 look like this fella. Stained old England shirt, watching footy shouting ‘Donna? donna? Where’s me bleedin’ bacon sarnie, can’t see it. I fink these must be your glasses’ ‘Get lasik surgery you blind twat’ comes the reply 000 0
KC BOOMER @demandcake.com · 28/06/2026Hats off to anyone crimping their own Ethernet cables. Getting these fcukers in the right order, and successfully inserting them into the crimp in the same order is impossible. Orange/white Orange Green white Blue Blue white Green Brown Brown white (Buys 50m cable and hides 27m spare) 010 0
KC BOOMER @demandcake.com · 26/06/2026Sadly, dear reader, this was not the first time they had lied to me 100 0
KC BOOMER @demandcake.com · 13/06/2026Am enjoying the World Cup FIFA soccer games on the telly box, but can’t get the thought outta my head that the refs have got a crafty pack of b&h up their sleeves 000 0
KC BOOMER @demandcake.com · 17/05/2026We’ll find my political compass thingy.. didn’t expect to be a Progressive Realist, with my closest political figure being a 98% match to Bernie Saunders! 010 0
KC BOOMER @demandcake.com · 15/05/2026This one’s for @iandunt.bsky.social Not woke vapes, proper fags. At old skool prices. How tempting to this ex smoker 000 0
KC BOOMER @demandcake.com · 31/01/2026Trump’s posts are clearly not written by him as he seems too incoherent on tv to put any cogent commentary into a social media post. I cannot imagine him using his tiny hands to even wipe his ass, let alone a phone Sorry for that image This one is from May last year, btw 000 0
KC BOOMER @demandcake.com · 03/01/2026Got a gadget with one of these batteries and it just brings back memories of childhood and a group of us taking turns to lick these for a laugh. Important life lesson about electricity learn right there. 030 0
KC BOOMER @demandcake.com · 14/12/2025Sky news running updates on the Hanukkah massacre with ‘what we’ve learnt in ten bullet points’ 😵💫 010 0
KC BOOMER @demandcake.com · 17/11/2025Big shout out to UK delivery firm STOP START, that sends you a tracking link which doesn’t work and has a 404 page that lists their help line as 123456789 010 0
KC BOOMER @demandcake.com · 11/11/2025The Times of London has a scare story about tax raids on pension pots, using and everyday example 110 0
KC BOOMER @demandcake.com · 23/10/2025Can confirm the old adage, ‘don’t buy a panettone before December’ is correct… this one from Lidl is dry as sawdust 020 0
KC BOOMER @demandcake.com · 22/10/2025This is the most jobsworth thing I’ve read in years. A fine meant for people pouring engine oil down a drain.. allied to someone pouring.. coffee?? 020 0
KC BOOMER @demandcake.com · 09/09/2025Morning. Just the Times Of London fighting for the tax dodger The headline could read ‘8 ways the taxman man is ensuring we are all paying our fair share towards Hospitals, schools, the police, social care and our defence’ 010 0
KC BOOMER @demandcake.com · 02/09/2025Who trusts email nowadays? Here’s a quite believable scam email. As if getting the BBC license funds was hard enough, these people want to steal your money instead 010 0
KC BOOMER @demandcake.com · 28/08/2025The internet has demolished the house, taken the Overton window as far right as it can, and rebuilt the house using AI. Microsoft wrote the algorithm and let itself be played by it. Just like Meta, Google 020 0
KC BOOMER @demandcake.com · 25/07/2025Strava tailoring content just for me. A ‘segment near me’, dear reader, is Old Street, a mere two hours drive, or 1.5 hours by train, or a week of if I was to run there (with a few buses) ‘Near me’ it is not 000 0
KC BOOMER @demandcake.com · 11/07/2025My summer hobby of growing and eating as many tomatoes as possible is in full swing. I’ve got grow bags with soaker hoses on a timer, but that leaves the problem of adding feed… Say hello to Venturi feeding 100 0
KC BOOMER @demandcake.com · 28/06/2025Saw pulp. Well, saw a bunch of flags held up by wankers. Same for every stage. I’d ban the twats. 020 0
KC BOOMER @demandcake.com · 20/06/2025There’s some weird stuff in the hotel reception down that way tho 110 0
KC BOOMER @demandcake.com · 11/06/2025Another Aldi top wine pick This 11 year old Graves is so plummy, smooth and delicious - and incredible wine for a tenner. Buy every bottle you can find. 000 0
KC BOOMER @demandcake.com · 08/06/2025Aldi red wine recommendation. Plummy, not green in the slightest, soft acidity.. exceptionally quaffable 020 0
KC BOOMER @demandcake.com · 23/05/2025So this mornings run didn’t happen, thanks #Runna - that Runna watch app is so shonky 000 0
KC BOOMER @demandcake.com · 29/04/2025What you need to know - absolutely nothing. Go outside, it’s sunny. 000 0
KC BOOMER @demandcake.com · 29/03/2025I know it’s a confection, but Battersea is a really vibrant destination after all this years of neglect and being a building site 000 0
KC BOOMER @demandcake.com · 28/03/2025Home alone tonight so will make life easy and get fish and chips. Or Go to the butcher, buy some short rib and slow cook savoury heaven 000 0
KC BOOMER @demandcake.com · 16/03/2025More wank from The Times. First rule of headlines - if you ask a question in it, the text below will argue the case for ‘No’. The clip art is typical murdoch too 000 0
