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Eva Lishus

@deliciouslybad.bsky.social
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Shiny but meaningless award winning writer/presenter. Blue-haired author of #TeenGirlsGuideToGettingOff: Sex Ed you should, but won't, get in school. SWERFs n TERFs never welcome. Punch Nazis. Eat The Rich. Plant a tree. She/Her.

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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh, just a couple of freshly caught rainbows for dinner. 😃 Yummmmmmm.
My delicious man with a delicious fish.Me making weird fish lips at a fish I just caught lolMe staring lovingly at two fresh rainbow trout we are just about to cook...
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think the back of our little bungalow is actually The Shire... Its so green and pretty! Not to mention the old, gnarled fallen tree that looks like a long ago forest creature, frozen for a thousand years in some sort of ancient curse or monument...
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is it just me, or do the bracket bits on the ceiling fans at the place I'm staying at look like some kind of sombre assembly of a mysterious council comprised of skeleton cat demons possibly from some obscure Japanese anime...? 😄
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Is there a support group for people who set up, and then teach their 85 year old parents how to use, MyGov?
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Cartoon Character Eye Twitch
ALT: Cartoon Character Eye Twitch
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Oh God don't say that. I'll seriously throw it in the bin. 😅
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
My daughter just said to me, "hey, mum, do you know the difference between a homophobe and an arachnophobe?" Her answer... "Arachnophobes know for sure they're not spiders..." 😉
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I am yes. Haha
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
No one on my flight knows I'm listening to fairy porn... 😅 Okay... Hat of Rosy Thorns, or whatever you're called... Let's see what you've got... (A friend has been begging me to read this for months, even bought me the book AND the audio book... So here goes...)
Selfie of me on a plane with headphones on...
Looking cute as always  😂
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
So gross and indicative of this weak arsed country when it comes to the very real epidemic of men murdering women. But I heard HOURS about a poor Jewish man's burnt hand. Fuck off. And I day this as a Jewish woman.
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Barnaby Joyce shows us how volatile angry and dangerous men can be in an instant and @news.abc.net.au turns it into a cheap radio-esque jolly phone in segment asking "tell us a funny time you were interrupted!" A woman is murdered every week in this country by volatile, angry men like him Do better
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
A middle-aged white Australian man went to another country and murdered a 17 year old girl... Adding to the over one woman murdered per week by an Australian man in our own country. Majority of whom are also white. But tell me more about how Ibrahim or Jaspreet are the ones I should be afraid of.
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Omg you have no idea how much of my afternoon I wasted looking for a sobbing one! But couldn't find one anywhere, so evil lady eyes it is... 😅
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
My latest Lego build. The mushrooms! They're one of the best botanical sets I've done, I reckon. And I've done almost all of them! I also added my own little... touch. Too soon? Bad taste? Ah well. 😃
Made an Erin Patterson mini fig. Standing atop a mushroom, holding qn orange plate with a slice of "Beef Wellington " on itTwo old people mini figs standing on a mushroom, holding grey plates with some "beef Wellington" on top...Three mini figs standing on mushrooms holding plates.
One younger version with brown hair has an orange plate. The two grey haired ones have grey plates... all have a slice of "Beef Wellington" on them...
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Grembo teefs. I fckn love my dog! 😍
Close up photo of me and my dog, Gremlin, with his funny face in the foreground showing his beautiful, and rather distinctive, under bite 😄
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Oh, honey. You're gonna hurt yourself with that leap. Bye now.
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
You wot, mate? Unless I've misunderstood your weirdly worded comment, I'm really not the audience you're looking for. Signed, a Jewish woman who would believe almost anyone of any faith, gender, or persuasion over a zionist any day of the week. Twice on Shabbat 😘 🇵🇸 🍉 🇵🇸
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I hope Grace Tame is having a lovely Saturday... ❤️
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I think I'd like to go back to a time when the words "viral sensation" were something whispered covertly to a chemist about the tingling beginning of a cold sore rather than this gaudy, narcissistic replacement of actual news, facts, reality, and science that it's become... #PerimenoGotMeMadToday
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a woman is walking down a sidewalk with the words hotflashing is my superpower
Alt: a woman is bursting into flames with the caption, "hotflashing is my superpower"
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I think I'd like to go back to a time when the words "viral sensation" were something whispered covertly to a chemist about the tingling beginning of a cold sore rather than this gaudy, narcissistic replacement of actual news, facts, reality, and science that it's become... #PerimenoGotMeMadToday
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a woman is walking down a sidewalk with the words hotflashing is my superpower
Alt: a woman is bursting into flames with the caption, "hotflashing is my superpower"
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
If it was aliens, or AI robot overlords, or trans-dimentional shadow people, or even sonething kinda boring and sci-fi stereotypical like a rogue asteroid or exploding sun or something I could probably deal with it all a little better... But this?? This is just fucking embarrassing and stupid...
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I think one of the things that makes me so mad about the end of the world is that it's just so excruciatingly cringe. Orchestrated and cheered on by the most embarrassingly fucking stupid humans to ever walk the earth in the history of human civilisation... And the rest of us all just...
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a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee surrounded by flames .
Alt: "This Is Fine" gif. Dog in a hat drinking coffee while seated at a table in a room engulfed in fire
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
It's a strange, yet surprisingly excellent combination... Like Maccas chips dipped in thickshake, or Snoop and Martha's friendship...
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Red coloured light bulb got my hair doing magic n shit! 😍
Selfie of me, but instead of my usual blue, my hair has become a blend of pink, purple, green and blue. Very much like the "oil slick" colour job people pay hundreds of dollars for.Another selfie of me, retouch identical to the first but totes different,  still showing that instead of my usual blue, my hair has become a blend of pink, purple, green and blue. Very much like the "oil slick" colour job people pay hundreds of dollars for.
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Hey gang! Who do I know in recruitment in Melbourne? Preferably North Side. Send me a message if ya can!
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Hey gang! Who do I know in recruitment in Melbourne? Preferably North Side. Send me a message if ya can!
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
In case it wasn't clear...
Screenshot of a text post from Facey that reads...

"In case you're confused...

We need something to distract you from the distraction we used to distract you from the Epstein files that arent really real anyway, so we're just gonna pivot back to the Epstein files to remind you they're  not really real to distract you from the original distraction which isn’t going too well for us. Even though it's going great and we don't need any help. But you should help us win even though we already won.

Cool?"
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Did the ABC news lady just say Easter was about the "crucification" of Jesus? 😅
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Yeah we were up in the Dandenongs this morning and the highest we saw was like $3.30! My car is unleaded but partner has diesel. He's been riding his motorbike to work this last few days. Would look into buying an EV except they're even more unaffordable than petrol!
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Just reminding you all that you're paying $3 a litre for petrol because the president of the United States rapes children.
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Did Bowie's balls sexually enlighten an emtire generation??? Yes. Just say when.
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a man in a costume is sitting in a chair with a sword in his hand
Alt: Bowie as Jareth tapping his crop against his leg.
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
It's taken me almost 50 years to realise that when people say "how are you?" when they pass you, they don't actually want to know how you are! BUT if you just say the name of the day, ie "Well, it's a Tuesday!" with a sigh and smile, they laugh and nod, and you have successfully small talked! Woo!
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a woman says " i 'm a human , i 'm normal "
Alt: a woman says " i 'm a human , i 'm normal "
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Couldn't work out why my street was packed with cars this morning. Then the run to work was insanely good. And why there were so many gorgeously dressed Muslims walking brought the suburbs... Then I remembered its Eid! So happy Eid to all who celebrate from me and my Muzzy doll! #FreePalestine 🇵🇸🍉
Pic of me holding my Palestine Muzzy doll  🇵🇸 🍉Pic of me holding my Palestine Muzzy doll  🇵🇸 🍉
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stranger @strangerous.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
It’s unAustralian to back the genocide-supporting Israeli embassy over Australian of the Year Grace Tame, who turned her abuse into action—empowering women, changing laws & founding a group for child sexual abuse survivors. I stand with her. #auspol
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I saw an article on Facebook about that stupid fucking monkey getting a stupid fucking girlfriend and it made me have some thoughts...
Screenshot of a text post by me on Facey that reads:

"The fact that the world went into fucking empathy overdrive for a sad fucking monkey but ignores or even ridicules the rapes and murders of actual human children is everything that is wrong in this timeline and more.

The world is not normal. 
But go on. Go to work. Pay your bills. Drink the fucking Kool-Aid. 

Hate rape victims for speaking their truth.
Support dictators who murder via Instagram and tell us we're not seeing what we're seeing.
Ignore the fact that murderous, genocidal countries have fucking admitted they're murderous, genocidal countries but we'll still send them shit to continue their murderous genocide...
Vote against your own self interests to "own the libs" or some other parroted fucking American shit you don't even understand...

Seriously what the fuck is this world and why arent we fucking rioting?

Oh yeah, that's right, we're too busy sucking the greasy cock of capitalism to realise it's fucking choking us.

Anyway

Carry on."
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Grace Tame is right about everything. That's it. That's the post
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Writing: "Fuck Israel. Free Palestine. Love from a Jewish woman. Fucking arrest me. I dare you" On every bootlicking QLD politician's post about their gross new laws. Seriously fuck them.
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
BUT THEY ALREADY OBLITERATED THEIR NUCLEAR PROGRAM AND ANYTHING ELSE IS FAKE NEWS!!!
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a man in a suit and tie is holding his finger to his chin and says fake news
Alt: Stephen Colbert doing his fake news Trump impression.
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Discombobulated feels like too silly a word to use in this moment of distressing history... But it's also the only way to describe how uncomfortable and weird this timeline feels. I don't really know how to deal with it so I'm just gonna ostrich today and turn it all off. Be kind to yourselves.
Screenshot of a Facebook post that reads:

"You know, it is entirely possible to care about children being murdered in multiple countries. 
It's also possible to care about women being oppressed in multiple countries.
And did you also know it's not a contradiction to oppose a country's oppressive regime, while simultaneously opposing It's illegal invasion by another murderous regime. 

It's so weird and horrid to me that the cunts and dead internet bots have made it a sport to sneer at people's distress over dead children because they happen to be dead in a country whose boots they don't lick.

I can't deal with the internet today.

Wake me up when the timeline shifts back to normality..."
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Girl's school bombed n Iran. Dozens killed and injured. In the middle of Ramadan. And you support it, @albomp.bsky.social What a disappointment you are.
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
You went went from "kindness is not a weakness", to supporting the two biggest bullies on the planet pretty quickly, hey. One of them is a wanted war criminal, and the other is a convicted predator who is also very credibly accused of raping children. What's that about, @albomp.bsky.social?
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Anthony Albanese (@albomp.bsky.social)
Prime Minister of Australia. Member for Grayndler. Authorised by Anthony Albanese, ALP, Canberra.
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I mean, call me a tin-foil-hat wearing, freako-whackjob conspiracy nut... But what the fuck did Hilary say behind that closed door deposition that made them create such a desperately insane mad-scramble distraction?? 🤔
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
So, let me get this straight... Iran has been "a couple of months away" from creating nuclear weapons for what? 20 years or so now? Oh, until Trump obliterated them all a few months ago because he's the best nuclear weapon obliterator that has ever obliterated... And yet... 🤔
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
One moment I am very sad because Neil Sedaka has died, and the next I'm laughing at myself because I've accidentally confused him with Peter Cetera who is, in fact, very much not dead. RIP to Neil n everything, I am sorry for your family's loss... But I'm going to go listen to some Chicago now...
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I have no idea. That's why I read the article to see if there was anything... But no. Just a bunch of dribble about how rich and white they are.
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
And you! Always forget about this place. And then post like a madcunt for a week... Then forget again. 😅
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The ENTIRE article was about the schools they went to and their privileged history.
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Yeah. Rich and fuckn stupid.
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Ho hum just another day in this timeline of hell.
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Daily Fail calls 24 and 29 year olds "kids", and 15 year old rape victims "young women"...
Screenshot of Daily Mail post with a picture of two males, one in the main puc and a circular inset of another, with the caption "The clean-cut rich kids accussed of kidnap and murder of innocent grandpa..."
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Eva Lishus @deliciouslybad.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Proud to be a difficult woman. Fuck you, Albo.
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