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Things fall apart--it's scientific! Pro-pun. Always punch up. He/him

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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 4h
Middle aged white man looking incredulously towards the camera with a phone number running along the bottom of the screen: 555-COME-ON-NOW
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 4h
Bugs Bunny holds up a placard with images of a screw and a baseball with an arrow pointing to the viewer’s right, indicating the person being pointed at is a screwball, a nut job, a real maroon
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Cousin that is David Coverdale of Whitesnake
David Coverdale of Whitesnake
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without an explanation.
A painting of Elric of Melniboné. Over the top is superimposed a tweet: “you’re serving cunt? You’re doomed by the narrative and you’re serving cunt?”
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Skeleton pointing and saying “joke’s on you, I’m into that shit!”
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Literally sitting here with the game on cuddling with the dog and flipping through the new codex, so here you go! wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Salaman...
The page on the Salamanders chapter of the Imperial Space Marines in Warhammer 40,000
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The image is a poem by Wallace Stevens. 

The Emperor of Ice Cream

Call the roller of big cigars,
The muscular one, and bid him whip
In kitchen cups concupiscent curds.
Let the wenches dawdle in such dress
As they are used to wear, and let the boys
Bring flowers in last month's newspapers.
Let be be finale of seem.
The only emperor is the emperor of ice-cream.

Take from the dresser of deal.
Lacking the three glass knobs, that sheet
On which she embroidered fantails once
And spread it so as to cover her face.
If her horny feet protrude, they come
To show how cold she is, and dumb.
Let the lamp affix its beam.
The only emperor is the emperor of ice-cream.
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
2026 GOP ad strategy
A cassette tape of an album called Can I Borrow a Feeling? by Kirk Van Houten. It’s a gag from The Simpsons about Milhous’s sad sack divorcee dad.
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And Rice plates one!
A black bowl full of white rice on a mat of riled bamboo. Ben Rice of the New York Yankees just knocked in a run to tie the game.
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Noted champion of anti American thought Cal Coolidge could never assimilate into this country
Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan 'Press On!' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Love to root for da Giants baby
Text thread showing the sender (me) is an especially perspicacious observer of New York Giants football, having predicted several hours ago that they would lose by one point
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It was this dude!
A unpainted lead-free metal miniature produced in the 80s or possibly 70s by the miniatures company Ral Partha. It’s a black dragon from the game Dungeons & Dragons
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A close-up profile shot of Bruce Dickinson in singing into the mic while backlit by stage lights in Iron Maiden’s 1980s music video for the song Run To The Hills. It’s rad as hell
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Vampire Danny Glick, from the Tobe Hooper made-for-TV Salem’s Lot miniseries.  He’s knocking on a second story window. Uh oh!
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Explains how I ended up here I guess
Somehow Your Humble Correspondent ended up at the ultra far left of the graph. Now yes, it’s not surprising that I’m ON the left, or even the far left, but THIS far left? Idk man.
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Regarding the surrendering soldiers, this is from www.imdb.com/title/tt0120...
From IMDB: The two "German" soldiers who are shot trying to surrender were speaking Czech. They were saying, "Please don't shoot me, I am not German, I am Czech, I didn't kill anyone, I am Czech!" They were members of what the Germans called Ost [East] Battalions, men, mostly Czech and Polish, taken prisoner in eastern European countries invaded by Germany and forced into the German army. The closed captioning for the film on VHS and DVD/Blu-ray bears this out with the language being labeled as Czech.
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Han Solo and Luke Skywalker are infiltrating the Death Star disguised as stormtroopers to rescue Princess Leia. Luke says the reward will be greater than you can imagine. Han replies “I don’t know, I can imagine quite a bit.”
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A Booth.
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lol. lmao, even
Jaxson Dart, famous for being a very stupid MAGA-loving Trump-fellating dumbass, had his knee severely injured in the week 2 Monday ‘ight Football game against the Rams. It looks like it will be season-ending.
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh boy, have they!
Deandre Baker, a bad CB washed out of the league after catching an extremely stupid (is there any other kind?) armed robbery chargeDeontae Banks, currently on the team despite absolutely sucking assEli Apple, a total headcase who never lived up to his draft position
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m just like him fr!
A stegosaurus, which famously had two “brains”
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pretty good month for buying (mostly) new music
Some dork’s recent Bandcamp purchases
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ok went a little too hard this weekend but in [UNSPECIFIED AMOUNT OF TIME] I’ll have two fun little space marine armies
Some dork’s treasure haul—a copy of the book Bjorn The Fell-Handed and the two Epic Heroes of the Raven Guard Chapter, Aethon Shaan and Kayvaan Shrike. Yes, those are two different armies. No, it doesn’t make a lot of sense. Yes, Wolves and Ravens working together pleases the Norse mythology nerd in me.
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We posting rare popes?
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A face-punching queen with two loyal retainers? Say no more
Michonne and her two chained-up zombies from the comic book The Walking Dead
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“They’re muscle MEN, Daddy!”
Kelvin Gemstone’s very heterosexual God Squad from the HBO TV series The Righteous Gemstones. It’s a bunch of very muscley dudes decked out in some outfits that look strongly like they’re from the International Male catalog
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mitch McConnell, looking as hale and hearty as ever!
Half-dead teenage girl from the 1999 movie Drop Dead Gorgeous being wheeled around the pageant stage in sad makeup with sad hair and a sad dress being pushed by a sad nurse.
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A Space Marine of the Carcharodons Chapter with their IKEA Blahaj. The Marine says “Really? Right in front of my blahaj?”
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The desperate salesman character on The Simpsons, Gil. Gil is a shabby and run-down character who perpetually looks anxious and nervous. He looks like human flop sweat. He’s saying, in a cartoon speech bubble,”C’mon, what’s ol’ Gil gotta do to sell you this car? Aw geez, it’s on fire again!”
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“What the fuck happened to you, man?”
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Cover of the classic Clipse album Lord Willin’
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Right-wing troll account. Block & move on.
Jackass right-wing troll @mypeanut733.bsky.social for you to block and ignore
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
All this and the new Chelsea Wolfe on the speakers
Screen shot of the Bandcamp appplaying the August 2026 release The Dark by Chelsea Wolfe
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sometimes you get fun shit in the mail
Some dork’s ottoman topped with a copy of The Sauvage King for the Pendragon TRRPG and the Doomsmoker zine for Mörk Borg by Burgersmoke Studios
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
On that Patrick Nagel tip
Patrick Nagel art of a woman from the 1980s. The background is a purple to lavender to white gradient. The woman has dark close-cropped hair with dramatic bangs. Full red lips, a white face, and intense golden eyes looking over the viewer’s left shoulder
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Curses. Was hoping it would go to a screen like this. If it’s simply collapsing every time you start it up it may be a hardware, not a software, issue. Apple will still service the machine so you may want to call their support line before bringing it to a 3rd party shop.
Startup options for a Mac with Apple silicon: Macintosh HD or Options
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
No I don’t, because those pieces of shit never cared about anybody who didn’t have more money than them. That’s it. It’s literally all they care about; they’ve always loathed everyone who is not them. There’s NEVER been a time in this country when conservatives weren’t eager to kill fellow citizens
Screen shot of an Esquire article with the legend: Remember when Republicans used to care about their fellow human beings? There’s a picture of a stupid fucking racist sexist moron cupping his hands around his stupid lying shit-eating mouth and shouting. He’s probably shouting something racist or sexist or homophobic because he’s a huge racist shitbaby who knows what a useless stain he is on the world.
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hell yeah
Mr Magoo is, famously, a Rutgers alum. Scarlet Knights baby! Thank god he’s too blind to see the product on the field though. Jesus.
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Once again circling back to this invaluable text
“Conservatives” are mostly just racists who value racism above all else
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Quote tweet for posterity. Thin-skinned asshole.
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
lfg
Ridley Scott’s 1985 film LEGEND starring Tim Curry
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
New York Yankees players on the outfield grass pose around Dolly Parton. The players look genuinely thrilled and Dolly is beaming
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It became too adapted to that particular climate, but its descendants live among today
Movie poster for the 90s film Kazaam, featuring Shaq as a genie
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
got a Warrant for that?
A tiny boxed cherry pie snack (from Aldi)
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
What's the greatest "greatest hits" album ever?
ZZ Top’s Greatest Hits album. The boys are standing on some risers. They are well-dressed men, wearing some kind of animal-print jackets with their signature long beards (except of course Frank Beard) and cowboy hats with (presumably) cheap sunglasses. The crew taking their picture are a bunch of foxy models.
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
post a perfect album from the 2000s (2000-2009).
Cover of The Sword’s debut album, Age of Winters
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