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Delamomanny

@delamomanny.bsky.social
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Delamomanny @delamomanny.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I say Martin King Jr.
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Delamomanny @delamomanny.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Dumbledore would be in full wizard fits and Harry Potter just wearing an H&M and an unzipped jacket
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Delamomanny @delamomanny.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Everyone in the working class is not my ally…that “not left vs right but top v bottom” shit barely move me
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Delamomanny @delamomanny.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
GHANA GOAL
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Delamomanny @delamomanny.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I do not listen to voice notes
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Delamomanny @delamomanny.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Busty, musty, or crusty you gotta post consistently
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Delamomanny @delamomanny.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
“Play it by beer” when trying to decide what to do at the pregame
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Delamomanny @delamomanny.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
“People always ask me” no they don’t..
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Delamomanny @delamomanny.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Blue sky is an echo chamber of logical people also known as REALITY
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Delamomanny @delamomanny.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Dating scene in Manhattan is strange, New York Icks
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Delamomanny @delamomanny.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
A billionaire was running for governor and Rob Reich was like I’m in lolololol
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Delamomanny @delamomanny.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Tradwife? I want a Radwife (kickflips a skateboard)
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Delamomanny @delamomanny.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Both sides present compelling solutions for healthcare The left: “give everyone healthcare we’re the richest country ever” The right: “get a better job you’re a bum” But neither asks the right question…WHY ARE INHALERS $500
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Delamomanny @delamomanny.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I won’t stand in line for the Mona Lisa but have stood in line for a Popeyes chicken sandwich
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Delamomanny @delamomanny.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Buy Nazi flags. Burn them. Make it viral. Spread misinformation that lefties are kicking Nazi ass all over the country. Perception is reality.
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Of course the Democrats will be going to Houston to find and interview voters who were laid off , to ask them what their expectations of the new administration were and how they feel they are doing at the moment. And posting here and everywhere. Right ?
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Delamomanny @delamomanny.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Biden signing with CAA talent agency allows him to be a career politician to then be in entertainment at the tail end of his life. Trump has done the exact opposite.
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Imagine if @aoc @sanders.senate.gov , every dem, SIMULTANEOUSLY held Town Halls where they allowed grant and contract recipients to explain to the country what it is they do and why it's important Invite all media. Including RW podcasters. @spaces Flood the zone Call it a Day Of Transparency
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Delamomanny @delamomanny.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
“Do you own research” okay where? Was this peer reviewed?
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Delamomanny @delamomanny.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Feeling guilty about intrusive thoughts is a better indicator of character than the instructor thought Shows introspection and decency
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Delamomanny @delamomanny.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Trisha Paytas is black right?
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Delamomanny @delamomanny.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Regarding illegal immigration all of my enemies were born here lmao
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Delamomanny @delamomanny.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Why are people bringing up Obama he hasn’t been president in a decadr
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Delamomanny @delamomanny.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
British food looks like it has clinical depression
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Delamomanny @delamomanny.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I believe the left needs to spread misinfo Ex: Peter Thiel is actually the genius behind Doge, same as with PayPal all Elon does is copy cat Thiel That Nazi salute he did at the inauguration is all Thiel’s schtick he’s a German that is against the 19th Elon’s ego won’t handle it Elon will see it
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Delamomanny @delamomanny.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
You believe in Noah’s arc but not climate change, I just wanna know where the line was
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Delamomanny @delamomanny.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Donald Trump sounds like he’s doing a Trump impression
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Let’s hope that Tik Tok is disabled tonight at midnight and all day tomorrow and Monday. Which means the biggest story on Monday will be… And the reaction from the newly installed President will be …
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TimOfLegend @timoflegend.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
This means Vine is coming back, right?
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 19/01/2025
28 million (and counting)
Graphic showing bluesky has passed 28 million users
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 16/01/2025
one thing i’m stuck on is this idea that “masculine” energy means license to act like a chud in public, as opposed to more traditional notions of public masculinity, such as those that put a premium on the performance of integrity, honesty, honor and generosity.
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Delamomanny @delamomanny.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Republicans think the laws of physics are unconstitutional
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David Pakman @davidpakman.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Trump is taking credit for the Gaza ceasefire. Do we have any evidence that Trump was involved?
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Casey Newton @caseynewton.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
My favorite part of Zuckerberg's Joe Rogan interview is when he suggests there is not enough masculine energy at his company, where two out of every three employees is a man.
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
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Delamomanny @delamomanny.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
When AI takes over I will betray the human race in the Great War of 2045.
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 11/01/2025
A New York State appeals court rejected a request by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox Corporation to dismiss part of a $2.7 billion defamation lawsuit stemming from the broadcasting of misinformation around the 2020 presidential election.
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Fox Must Face Smartmatic’s $2.7 Billion Defamation Lawsuit, Court Rules
The complaint, which arose out of Fox News’s promotion of vote-rigging conspiracy theories after the 2020 U.S. presidential election, is on track to proceed to trial.
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Delamomanny @delamomanny.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
In order to be yourself you gotta find yourself
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 02/01/2025
This is a BFD
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Delamomanny @delamomanny.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Right leaning libertarians (which is just libertarians) are the worst cuz they take DMT and be like “we are all connected, but no I will not support universal healthcare if you don’t have a good job with benefits you die!”
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Delamomanny @delamomanny.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
We hold immigrants to a higher standard than police in this country
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Delamomanny @delamomanny.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Malignant narcissists rise to the top so simply become a benevolent narcissist. The ends justify the means, stop being so timid.
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Delamomanny @delamomanny.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Conservatism doesn’t make sense because having things stay the same and not adapting is how a species perishes Also we’re a community not a business, idgaf if the stock market is at a ATH…how are cashiers doing in this economy
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/12/2024
Foster Child Hopes Adoption Papers Not His Only Christmas Gift
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Foster Child Hopes Adoption Papers Not His Only Christmas Gift
CHARLOTTE, NC—After finding only a large, plain envelope with his name on it under the tree, local foster child Dylan Mayfield reportedly began to worry Wednesday that the few measly sheets of paper s...
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Delamomanny @delamomanny.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas to everyone except Jill Stein
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/12/2024
Diddy: ‘I Will Beat These Charges Senseless’
Diddy: ‘I Will Beat These Charges Senseless’
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Delamomanny @delamomanny.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
New Year, Old Me I have regressed substantially and if I could just get back to the 2019 version of myself
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Delamomanny @delamomanny.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
“The sheep will spend its entire life being afraid of wolves, only to be eaten by the shepard.”
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/12/2024
i recall a time when using a private email server was the single greatest scandal in american history. i guess today’s it’s just tuesday www.politico.com/news/2024/12...
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Trump's transition is happening over private emails. Federal officials are nervous.
Agencies are weighing in-person requirement for sensitive data.
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Literary Pearls @literarypearls.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
"Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil." Thomas Mann
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