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Deke

@deke.bsky.social
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🔞 32 y/o Skunk lad from Alberta 🇨🇦. Tend to be horny on main. Minors go away. Single boyo.

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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
CW: BRUISE/POST-OP Recovery is going well, my wrist is bruising slightly but that's to be expected. I'm scared to leave my insertion point exposed even though it's healing nicely, so it's bandaids until fully healed.
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hospital food ain't too bad
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Surefire way to lose my business. Please don't fucking do this.
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
To my artist friends; Please DON'T do this. This is a huge pet peeve of mine, I don't mind knowing if you're open, but please don't DM to push a commission out of me, it's just going to piss me off and guarantee I won't be a customer of yours.
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Getting drained by the insatiable bun @raddadrab.bsky.social Totally forgot to share this one! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm about to get another 3 nuts milked outta me.
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Finished my "Rainbow of Music" collection.
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Quiz time let's go
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Think I'm getting the hang of this "Plant Dad" thing
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Hot take: The acoustic version of this song is better than the original
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Sounds like this
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Last of a generation of devices that didn't die after 1 year.
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Come match the vibe
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I told you babe. The deadpool hawaiian shirt stays ON during sex
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Wasn't sure if my citronella plant had flowers because it was so small. Turns out yes, it does
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Logged on, saw all they did, started crying. Went to the tower, found this, and am now sobbing. I don't care if people don't understand, but this game was a huge part of my life for 10+ years. Thank you so much for letting me be part of this since D1 year 1. @destiny2team.bungie.net
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Forever checking on my status
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Fun fact: I lost the charger for this nearly 10 years ago. I can consistently play music on it for HOURS during the day, and if the battery ever gets low I just leave it outside for a day. I normally don't geek out too much about this kind of stuff but I fucking LOVE solar powered electronics.
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
My grandpa would be happy to see this. First time doing some actual planting.
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
🤓
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Random beer take: I don't like Guinness, but this is the closest thing to it that I actually enjoy. It's like Guinness for beginners.
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Chilling playing some old games and having drinks. Good vibes tonight
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Superbowl Sunday! Woo football! Go sports!
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
This bitch zapped me for the last time! Finally getting around to replacing more hardware at home, but this outlet was a serious hazard. Next up are some light switches, but that will be another day.
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
This song hits way harder these days.
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
31. The grey is already coming in.
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Clingy, but in the best way 💕 Never ceases to brighten my day.
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Let's go with weird flex haha
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Old meme bandwagon
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
*cough* 👀
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
....yeah that tracks
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Oh hey Vox
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
...and again
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
My hand slipped.... 😅
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Eepy lad
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Hey, has anyone heard from or seen River lately? His socials are gone and last I saw him on discord was September. Getting a bit worried.
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Got the new one in today. Feeling spoiled with how it will automatically move and drop the arm.
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Do it I dare you
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Creating chaos already
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I did a thing
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Chocolate fondue with strawberries. I'm a slut for strawberries
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Shhhh, he's sleeping. Eepy lad, catching some Z's. Amazing sketch done by my b bro @yifforroarts Give him some love ❤️ Deke belongs to me.
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Hey me too! Got LOTS of these taken
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Festival of the Lost drip for 2025. Yes, I wear the pumpkin head every year. No I won't wear anything else.
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
BITCH YOU BETTER BE PAYING RENT IF YOU'RE THIS BIG
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Ok wait almost forgot this one, so I guess I have 2 bj pics.
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
See a blowjob, post a blowjob Damn I need more art of my boy getting some head, this pic is old as fuuuuck
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
How I'm spending my Canada Day 🇨🇦
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Song suggestion before I go to bed. Honestly, just binge all of these guys' music. They're all bangers.
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Deke @deke.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
My dumbass wants to touch it to see if it works, but being too much of a chickenshit to actually do it
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