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Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

this is a good example of why i hate universes beyond, how is this a “sacred foundry”!!

Sacred Foundry TRK reprint

Land — Mountain Plains

As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters tapped.

Flavor: Sooner or later, every Starfleet vessel passes through Spacedock, whether for resupply, repairs, or complete retrofit.

Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Not easily, which is why it’s often used as an anaesthetic in contexts where it isn’t possible to use other anaesthetics safely

@pftompkins.bsky.social
Can you OD on ketamine and if so what’s the holdup

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Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Some people are so close to self-awareness, and yet so far…

This is a repost by a bot of skeets that get people blocked, not the opinion of the bot. The source of original post is below. Don't forget to block the people who liked this post, which at this time numbers 24 as
well as the original poster

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Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Not sure if Bsky does that, but you should be able to check whether you're verified by going in Settings -> Moderation (if you're not verified as an adult it will show a warning at the bottom)

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Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

when someone tells me they’ve watched it at the cinema instead of buying an applewatch

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Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

An MTG card of an unrelated movie which itself is a remake of another movie…

An MTG card of Jean Baudrillard, Prophet of Simulation {U}{B} 2/2
Legendary Creature - Human Philosopher
Whenever a player creates a token, that player creates an additional token that's a copy of it.
At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player controls more tokens than nontoken permanents, they lose 2 life and draw a card.

Flavor text: "The real is not only what can be reproduced, but that which is already reproduced, the hyper-real."

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Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

My disappointment: 不可估量 My day: 毀於一旦

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Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

《Democratic Socialist People’s Modern》 Magic: The Gathering, liberated from decadent capitalist profiteering through the indomitable revolutionary spirit and self-reliance of the players, and forever guided by the immortal teachings of our Eternal Founder, Comrade Richard Garfield.

A Communist State style emblem for Democratic Socialist People’s Modern

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Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

This is the only thing I know about Basques outside of linguistics

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Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

This is gotta be one of the funniest instances of Gen X narcissism, especially considering it’s a comment on Trump destroying America lmao

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Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I have this extension that turns pages into dark mode and for some reason it also inverts pictures on wikipedia and Dark Ron Howard jump scared the shit outta me

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Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

The level of fragility it takes to react like this to someone blocking you when you've never even interacted, clearly I made the right choice when I blocked them

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Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

I think my label was more correct than the automated one 🙄

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Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

I’m cooked erm I mean I’m pleasantly surprised by these results and I trust that they’re accurate and I can’t wait to see how it gets better from here 😬

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Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Forge is pretty cool, I killed a beholder enemy and his eyes with my blinding drone lol

Blinding Drone {1}{U}
Creature — Eldrazi Drone
Devoid
{C}, {T}: Tap target creature.
1/3

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Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

You see incredible levels of narcissistic delusion online sometimes

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Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

At last, a way to make the Albanian virus actually viable!

Windows alert window.
Title: Virus Alert!
Text: Hi, I am an Albanian virus but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to harm your computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your important files yourself and then forward me to other users. Many thanks for your cooperation! Best
regards, Albanian virus
Buttons: Yes, No, Cancel

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Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Also damn, social media bubbles are actual bubbles

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Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

I'm still traumatised by the time someone posted this map on Twitter mislabelled as "number of bowel movements per week" and everyone scrambled to explain the data instead of questioning it, despite it's obvious absurdity

A map of Unesco World Heritage sites in Europe, ranging from 55 in Italy to 1 in Macedonia, and varying wildly between neighbouring countries (2 in Ireland, 32 in the UK, 10 in the Netherlands, 46 in Germany…)

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Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

I thought you could still enable it by selecting ‘none’ here? But I haven’t had the opportunity to use Classic Mac OS enough to compare and contrast the two

macOS screenshot showing a folder without sorting or snap-to-grid and the Command+I folder view settings open with the Group By and Sort By options highlighted (they are both set to None)

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Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

Why the fuck are safety razors age restricted??

Ocado listing for Gillette disposable razors, with the following warning: “This product is age restricted to 18 or over. You'll be asked to confirm your age upon delivery.”

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