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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️

@deis.bsky.social
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Genderfluid Girlfailure Goddess Vtuber | 26 | AuDHD Gremlin | 🏳️‍⚧️ (It/She) 86 47

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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Nice.
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
apparently I need to gather on *HUB* quests to get bloodrun jewels and not HR village quests. bleh. still need to get Vault up but IDK how to while still letting me have enough slots to proc mount master
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Guess who found some new OBS filters to mess around with...
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Checked the wiki and he doesn't appear to really be anyone's self-insert. memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Reginal...
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
If you see this, post a photo from your device, no explanation
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Schedule for the week! I really should be better about getting these out on mondays.
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Schedule for the week.
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
oh my god please just let me shove her out the window
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
give back johnny you government whore
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Also just like, for context, my desk is *right* up against the door to the main room of the basement. And it's built into the fucking house so I can't even move the goddamn thing.
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Guess who didn't know its throwaway merchant's name would get *permanently attached to a town*
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
bleh made a twitch schedule. for the first time in nearly 2 years. enjoy.
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I'M IN GREEN BITCH! I'VE GOT ANSWERS FOR EVERYTHING!!!
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA???
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Ew, sex is gross.
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Yes, you filthy little blue player. I could respect the color choice if you were using it to help power some ADHD ridden izzet combo pile, but no. You're using it for control.
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
No.
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Me after smashing their face with my Gruul deck built entirely around taking women I'd let kill me and making them huge:
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
oh god I'm just playing as DIO at this point.
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
(brought to you by my dying monitor z.z) (Ko-Fi goal set up to get me a new one) ko-fi.com/deisfortuna
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
It's Flaming Crotch Man!
Cropped screenshot of the Contacts menu in Cyberpunk 2077.

It's Flaming Crotch Man!
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
(also I got a shiny ditto last week but was too high to post about it at the time)
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
HE'S PUTTIN' FROGS IN THE WATER TO TURN THE FREAKING CHEMICALS GAY
Pokemon Shield screenshot of the status screen showing a Level 65 Shiny Cherrim nicknamed "Woke Cherrim"
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
also I got the funny furry (not)MMO so expect that at some point
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Planning on returning to streaming at some point within the next few weeks. Need to make a schedule and stuff first, but here's a sneak peek at what I'm planning on playing:
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
It was not the run.
Spelunky 1 HD screenshot. Journal shown. I have died. I got to the 14th level of the game, had $23,150 on me when I died, survived for 11 minutes and 58.857 seconds, rescued 7 damsels, killed 53 enemies and I have died a total of 14 times on this version of the game.
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
chat is this the run???
screenshot of the game Spelunky. It's the HD version, but not the sequel. I'm on the first stage of the final area. This is my first time ever getting this far. I have a shotgun, a jetpack, a compass and 10 health. Let's do this.
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
How the hell was I in the top 10% in the Metroid Prime category??? That randomizer took like, three days, tops.
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
It Just Works.
A screenshot of Skyrim, showing the Active effects tab for my current character. It shows that I have contracted Rockjoint. I am a vampire. Vampires are supposed to be outright immune to all diseases. But it's here anyways. I don't know why, or how. This game is just like that sometimes. Fortunately, the Vigilants of Stendarr who keep attacking me drop cure disease potions, so I have a few in my inventory that I haven't sold yet to deal with things like this.
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
My car just hit boobs miles. Heh.
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I finally get a shiny from dynamax adventures and it's a goddamn Lake Baby. At least this one can explode?
Status Screen from Pokemon Shield, showing a shiny Azelf nicknamed "Lake Baby". It is level 70, and will likely remain so for the rest of its miserable existence.
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
*Makes a Dunmer Vampire in Skyrim* Stendarr's most racist Vigilant:
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Spotted this abomination against God at a local grocery store today.
Picture of an abomination against God found at my local store claiming to be a "Cranberry Ambrosia 'Salad'". It contains virtually nothing you'd expect to find in a salad, instead consisting of Cranberries, "whip topping" (whatever that is), pineapple chunks, pecans, sugar and marshmallows. The dish itself appears to be a pinkish fluffy sludge topped with marshmallows. Worryingly, at least one person seems to have committed the sin of buying some.
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
good riddance, fucksite.
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
Screenshot taken from Pokemon Yellow. It is the end of a battle and the status bar at the bottom of the screen says "LESBIAN defeated HOMO!"
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
I'm like, 99% sure this is the most food I've eaten all week x.x
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
I voted. :3
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Holy shit perfect sneasel youtu.be/oRM-myGGZTE?...
Caveman screenshot of a PS Vita running Pokemon Crystal Clear (A romhack of Pokemon Crystal) via Retroarch. The nickname screen is displayed and shows a Sneasel with a 15 in every DV
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Help do I buy Sneasel or Dratini... (I'm playing Crystal Clear, which has Voltorb Flip. It shouldn't take too long to get *both* using the solver)
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
Probably Genderfluid, please refer to me with either It/Its or She/Her pronouns! It's been in my bio on here and on discord(as "It/She") for a few weeks, but I wasn't sure how to say it out loud?
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Rate my D&D character's Name (and title)
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
And good riddance.
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Great Jaggi. Not only do I think it's the perfect "first large monster", but a video of it getting one shot by four guys with gunlances is the reason I got into monster hunter!
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Tomorrow. (I know I said I'd do more Jet Set Radio but a friend got me AC6 for my birthday and... the mecha must flow.)
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🔞 Deis the Failgoddess 🏳️‍⚧️ @deis.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
This tastes pink (ish strawberry and prickly pear sangria
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