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@deimachy.bsky.social
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i can be trusted to pilot a gundam

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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
me too, buddy. me too
The same stethoscope but now the bell is completely broken and falling apart
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey there, demons. It's me, ya boy
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
her name is bernie, she's dumb as hell and also my entire world
A black cat is attempting to lay on her back, sinking into the space between two human legs. A lone paw is inexplicably stuck out into the air
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
one might even say hunky dory
Chris Pratt in Parks and Rec: I'm fine. It's just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I'm always tired
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
don't make me side with pharmaceutical corporations too bro
Gimli: never thought I'd die figuring side by side with an elf. 

Legolas: what about side by side with a friend?
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
this post from an account that, as far as i can tell, is run by a centrist lashing out at progressives for having expendable income
A post from a bluesky account called Elite Grifters attacking Kat Abughazaleh for being able to afford Culver's twice in one day
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
waynes world taught me that
Gif of the line from Wayne's World: In France, she'd be called la renard, and she'd be hunted with only her cunning to protect her
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
i just want it to stop
A screenshot of the medical reference website UpToDate, with very prominent and intrusive prompts to utilize their integrated AI
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
rock bottom has never been lower, emotionally speaking
frail state of mind by the 1975
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Arsène, a tabby cat, is laying on a computer desk where the keyboard should be and using a man's forearm as a pillow
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
enter magmar
Magmar, a fire type Pokemon with a humanoid shape but a duck's bill for a mouth
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
we were so close once
A fan submitted design for the G Gundam series depicting a Gundam Pope
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
from my family to yours
A screenshot from the Yu-Gi-Oh anime of Seto Kaiba shackled to a T-shaped rock in a crucifixion pose
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
can't help but be enthralled by the battle between woke pope and christian nationalism
“Brothers and sisters, this is our God: Jesus, King of Peace, who rejects war, whom no one can use to justify war,” Leo said. “He does not listen to the prayers of those who wage war, but rejects them.”
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
yes it was such a secret that my name is randall, who could have ever guessed
Screenshot of my bsky profile showing both "Randy" and "Randall"
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
oh man, my patients are going to be surprised to learn that the tough guy keyboard warrior act is hilarious though, do keep it up
My medical degree
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Caption of a talking head from Garth Marenghi's Dark Place: I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards, okay?
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
i don't appreciate the mental image this font conjures
RFK and Kid Rock in a pool together, raising glasses of an unknown white substance before drinking. The caption at the bottom says "WHOLE" is a thick, goopy white font
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
every fucking day with the democrats man
Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle looking sad at his own birthday party: I expect nothing, and I'm still let down.
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
The meme of Leo DiCaprio from Once Upon a Time in Hollywood where he's holding a beer and pointing at something off screen (at the TV? I haven't seen it)
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
i am famously a fan of whimsy
Text message conversation
Eric: I'm sorry to let you know this
Randy: Don't steal my whimsy
Randy: Not this week
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
since gunpla includes both painting and photography i have no choice but to assume women find me 184% attractive
A photograph of a painted build of the 1/100 MG Gundam Dynames, a humanoid Mecha in a green color scheme with a long range weapons load out
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Bye, ghosts. I love you.
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
me and the next cicada i see finding out what's what
A Dragonball Z manga panel depicting two yellow energy beams about to collide in midair
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
it took 5.5 years but it finally caught me unawares
A positive home covid test, prayers up for ya boi 🙏
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
somebody's a whole 9 years old today
Me, a white man with a beard and hair tied back, lying down and looking towards a tabby cat next to my head whose nose is millimeters from touching my eye
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
matt fraction's entire hawkeye run but these two panels in particular
Clint Barton drinking coffee directly from the pot. He's saying "well when you say it like that, it sounds stupid" in response to a character outside the frameClint Barton looking down at a spilled coffee cup, saying, "aw, coffee, no"
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I'm googling how to convert to satanism
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
so true bestie
Photograph of an unassembled RG Shining Gundam
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
the last words grok heard before the reprogramming
Degwin Zabi from Mobile Suit Gundam (1979), addressing his son: Gihren, are you familiar with Adolf Hitler?
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
before /// after working in healthcare
A 62 foot tall statue of Jesus raising his arms into the airThe same statue after a fire, leaving only the internal support structures behind
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I hate myself and want to die - Nirvana
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
i may have cooked harder than intended on this team comp for clair obscur
Over 62,000,000 damage dealt in a single attack in Clair Obscur
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
me too, stethoscope
A digital stethoscope showing a depleted battery gauge
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
perfect grade unleashed nu gundam save me perfect grade unleashed nu gundam save me perfect grade unleashed nu gundam
perfect grade unleashed nu gundam
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
please tell me it's this
Domon Kasshu: This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! Its burning grip tells me to defeat you! Take this: my love, my anger, and all of my sorrow! Shining Finger!
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I want to be free of this pain
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
white people need real problems in their lives again
Two one-star reviews for Cinnamon Toast Crunch from users "Question Everything" and "MAHA001" with misleading claims about the safety of the food additive trisodium phosphateAnother one-star review for Cinnamon Toast Crunch complaining about the presence of food dyes
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
i should've known i wasn't in a good enough headspace to watch doc rivers coach playoff basketball
Doc Rivers, head coach of the Milwaukee Bucks: "I wouldn't wish this on anyone"
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
my knife hath chipped and shattered 😔
A pair of godhand nippers. The cutting edge has chipped
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Stringer Bell from The Wire wearing a cheesehead with the caption "I want you to put the word out there that we back up"
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Charlie from Always Sunny: I'm sitting in my chair, I'm relaxing, I'm getting blackout drunk, and you're leaving me alone
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
scott stapp was so real for this verse
At sunrise I fight to stay asleep
'Cause I don't wanna leave the comfort of this place
'Cause there's a hunger, a longing to escape
From the life I live when I'm awake
So let's go there
Let's make our escape
Come on, let's go there
Let's ask can we stay?
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
@sykoscorch.bsky.social saw this on fb and thought of you lmao
Sign saying "ska and pro wrestling are the only legitimate forms of art"
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Can I interest you in the world of scale modeling
A painted kit of the Gundam Dynames
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
reply all should be an earned privilege
I've set up a folder to catch the reply all email chain. It has collected 1884 emails in the first hour of its existence
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
i died in my sleep and am in hell, that's the only possible explanation
Outlook calendar invite labeled "remove from group"
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
what if i just become the fuckin joker
Appointment time: 830
Check in time: 8:54

Appointment time: 9:00
Check in time: 9:27
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Chairs and desks and everything!! I need a 1/1 scale unicorn gundam cockpit chair tho
The unicorn Gundam cockpit
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randy @deimachy.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
The Doctor
Here to help
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