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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers

@defran.gobirds.online
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Philly sports, food, law … pretty much anything to pass the time (so yes cats & birds). I will never not do Remember a Guy I give out the likes Trans rights are human rights Stop rewarding billionaires

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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 11/09/2026
This new layout on the Inquirer app sucks WTF is this shit
Screenshot of the new Inquirer app layout that sucks. Headlines are in weird columns that mess up the words and look stupid. Also it sucks.
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 10/09/2026
Fountain show tonight
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 09/09/2026
Can’t tell if it would be exhilarating or maddening to have to do the mow patterns on the field
Photo of the outfield grass at Citizens Bank Park. There are large striped mowing patterns in the grass.
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 01/08/2026
He was talking about the bullpen
Bryce Harper flipping the bird.
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 31/07/2026
JFC
A psychotic AI nightmare mash up of Snoopy’s head on Charlie Brown’s body that some boomer freak created and escaped from FaceBook.
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 12/07/2026
Lmao
Screen shot of a blue waver profile that’s still pining for Hillary Clinton.
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 14/06/2026
It’s hot as balls and this is what he does I don’t get it
Picture of my fat orange cat Doc passed out on the floor in front of the screen door while it’s 90 degrees in here.
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 29/05/2026
Don’t panic
Photo of Corona beer bottle John Cornyn posted at the beginning of Covid telling everyone to calm down like a dipshit.
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 05/05/2026
Sorry king
Burger King logo that says “Fart Noises” with the tagline “was it u?”
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 26/04/2026
I know these words but I have never seen them in this order
Screenshot of Philadelphia Inquirer article with headline “TikTok’s dense bean salad girl makes her Philadelphia debut.”
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 25/04/2026
Took this at the Bank the other day
Photo of Phillies outfielder Bake McBride’s baseball card from the Hall of Fame Club level of Citizens Bank Park.
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 15/04/2026
Post the best picture you’ve ever taken of your pet:
Photo of brown and black/gray tabby cat sitting on the edge of a piece of furniture in the sun light looking directly at the camera.
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 26/03/2026
Bro what?
Screen shot of MLB app scoreboard showing Paul Skenes with an ERA of 67.50.
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 17/03/2026
As always Mina knows ball
Picture of the Eagles Super Bowl banner outside of Lincoln Financial Field.
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 05/03/2026
Large dog poking his head through a doggie door saying “excuse me what the fuck.”
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 12/02/2026
When we do woke 2.0 we gotta get Ticketmaster. They must pay for their crimes
Screen shot of Tickmaster message saying there are 29,000 people ahead of me in the queue to buy tickets.
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 07/02/2026
Not again man
Skip’s cousin a/k/a the raccoon who broke into a liquor store in Virginia and got drunk and passed out in the bathroom.
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 06/02/2026
It’s him right?
Picture of Bill Pullman looking like a sweet son of a bitch.
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 01/02/2026
Fangio considering retirement (again ?)
Meme of a wolf man sitting down looking despondent across a lake and everything is surrounded by clouds. Long story short we are in trouble.
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 31/01/2026
RIP Dan Go Birds $41.33
Screen shot of donation to The Everywhere Project in honor of Dan McQuade.
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 25/01/2026
A nice dog with his head pushed through a dog door and it says “excuse me what the fuck?”
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 11/01/2026
Gooooooooo Birrrrrrrds!!!!
Picture of a squirrel standing up with arms extended screaming because he ate from the bowl of spicy noodles so sadistic person left out on there deck to attempt him. There was water which the squirrel drank from, but he was going through it.
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 03/01/2026
Me when the spicy food hits
Photo of a man with a bottle rocket unexpectedly wedged in his ass from a chaos dog that just wanted to play. No nudity. Dude is wearing jeans but he probably needs new drawers after this.
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 20/12/2025
Pretty nutso defense of Bill Clinton not being a sex pest. Can’t bring myself to copy it all out. Sorry. You’re not missing anything good.
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 09/12/2025
Kyle Fucking Schwarber
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 25/11/2025
Picture of Kash Patel looking like he just released a silent but deadly one.
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 23/11/2025
VJ calf tightness
Picture of a squirrel screaming with his arms extended after eating from a bowl of hot noodles.
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 16/11/2025
Go Birds
A picture of a big ass bald eagle sitting on a branch with his head turned to the right and looking back at the camera as if he’s saying “what are you looking at?”
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 14/11/2025
This is why people don’t like baseball writers
Some idiot’s voting list for NL MVP. Guy had Schwarber 5th (he finished 2nd) and said “love you Phillies fans.”
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 11/11/2025
Let’s goooooooo!!!
Photo of the world champion Philadelphia Eagles two time Super Bowl championship banner hanging outside of Lincoln Financial Field.
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 10/10/2025
Meme of a bird drinking from a straw in a glass. The bird has the word “you” on it and the drink has “dumb fuck juice” on it and underneath that it said “big sip.”
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 10/10/2025
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 06/10/2025
Lmao who says Bluesky is humorless
Screenshot of a reply from a random account that never posts getting offended at an obvious an harmless joke about the Sixers. OP said the Sixers can stay in Abu Dabi and the reply says “a Phillies pfp (shocking) with eye roll emoji”.
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 04/09/2025
It’s Go Birds all day son
Picture of the Dallas Cowboys star that says “it’s not a logo it’s a rating.”
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 04/09/2025
Yes
Photo of the Lithium channel on SXM playing the Beastie Boys Root Down.
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 20/08/2025
And then he blew Cal Raleigh away on three pitches. That man is on fire
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 09/08/2025
This is a crock of shit
The Wonderland carousel broken down and neglected being treated like garbage.
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 12/07/2025
We doing this again?
Picture of a California cuff on the new Superman’s jeans.
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 11/07/2025
Meme of some phony televangelist that says “Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me.”
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 15/06/2025
Father’s Day card courtesy of my 14 year old I’ve had worse performance reviews
Drawing of Kurt Cobain playing guitar with red and black stripped sweater, long hair covering his face and smoking a cigarette. Next to it says “Happy Father’s Day you’re doing a good job.”Handwriting on the inside of the card that says “Love you Dad - it’s Kurt Cobain by the way.”
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 12/06/2025
As the person responsible for cleaning the litter box in my home I do not care for this image
Drone shot of the bunker at Oakmont Country Club with the rows of grass in it. Looks like cat turds and is the first image that comes up on the USGA app for the US Open golf tournament.
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 08/06/2025
What are we supposed to do about this? I like Marsh as a dude but that trade is starting to smell bad. O’Hoppe’s OPS is .751
Current MLB chart for player OPS. Kepler, Stott and Realmuto are all near the bottom of the league.
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 31/05/2025
Nats jump the Barfs at the end of May? Woof
Screenshot of the current NL East standings with the Nationals in third place, a half game in front of the Braves after the end of games on May 30, 2025.
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 25/04/2025
Philadelphia Eagles Super Bowl banner outside their stadium.
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 25/04/2025
Picture of the banner of the two time Super Bowl champion Philadelphia Eagles.
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 25/04/2025
Picture of the Philadelphia Phillies home run bell lit up in red, purple and white neon lights. It is beautiful.
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 12/04/2025
Go Birds tho
Two-time Super Bowl champion banner on Lincoln Financial Field home of your Philadelphia Eagles.
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 12/04/2025
I’m not sure it just kinda happened
Lincoln Financial Field set up for dirt bike racing.
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 30/03/2025
Guster at the Kennedy Center
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 30/03/2025
Kennedy Center Concert Hall
Ceiling of the concert hall at the Kennedy Center
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