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DefPoet

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Anti-everything absurdities launched into a vacuum. Enter at your own risk. 18+ Don’t inbox me

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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Put on some makeup and ripped off my bra. I can do anything, I swear!
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Definitely hormonal. Definitely need a good cry. Can I not whilst in a coffee shop though?
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Someone was rude af to me today; but I am not about to argue w a grown man wearing size 6 panda dunks. #clown
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I was sitting next to this cake and ate some chicken instead. I can do anything.
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I decided to eat an apple and a singular piece of cheese instead of doughnuts. I am pretty sure I can do anything.
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I had to write an essay for an English Comp class highlighting a redemption arc and I wrote a paper on #Itachi #Uchiha.
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Someone told me yesterday that I was a, “glass half empty” kind of person. I realized I need to be surrounded by people who see and understand me. I am simultaneously an observant realist and detrimentally optimistic.
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Billboard in Phoenix, AZ
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
It is 60 degrees in #boston and idk how to act
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Kye @gxldsociety.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
BREAKING: Congress is now debating whether the U.S. military should be banned from invading Canada, Panama, and Greenland. Why? Because apparently, we need a law to stop reckless war fantasies. This is not a joke. This is an actual conversation. www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I saw a piece of #art this week that unexpectedly made me cry
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Sad news about #KyrieIrving I look forward to watching #kyrie shift into #RamadanKyrie every year. May he have a full recovery.
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Dude behind me on this flight yapped NONSTOP for the entire trip. Shutting the fuck up is okay sometimes, I promise.
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Sometimes i do this
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Might need to put blue lights in the crib.
Gratuitous selfie. 
Could I be productive now instead of posting everywhere? Sure. 
Will I? Absolutely not.
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
No I did not forget my N95 w all these mfs breathing near me. #pissed
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Fr though, who are we going to #boycott next? #resist
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I don’t trust people who cannot sit with themselves. Go work that shit out, it is 2025, you can do therapy through texts if you desire.
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
#JT has 30 points at halftime against the Cavs. Put some respect on his name. #JasonTatum #tatum #JT #JT0 #Celtics
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Watching a raging trumpette w wild eyes talking about musk and fed layoffs is wild. It is truly terrifying.
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I have listened to #kendrick on the way to work almost daily since #gnx came out. Today it was #FreddieHubbard and #RedClay. (Kendrick in the shower though😂)
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I am eating honey butter cornbread for dinner and well, that’s how it is going.
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I stg, Jason Tatum’s barber should get an award.
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The USA Singers @theusasingers.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Art speaks when words fail.
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I made it to the neighborhood #coffee shop early enough that it is NOT full of people. #AWinIsAWin
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Ms. Olive and I singing along to Al Green this morning…
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
The only king I recognize is #Lebron. #KingJames
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
When I was 14 years of age I bought The Best of Sade from Newbury Comics and it has been in rotation ever since. #sade
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
If my life were a movie the viewers would want me to pull a Stella Got Her Groove Back.
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I took my family to dinner last night and my son grabbed the check and said, “nah, it’s on me tonight”. I love a good full circle moment. #AdultKids #motherhood #parenting
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Bring me back that feeling of playing parachute in gym class.
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I paid my parking tickets today. You can thank me for paving the city of #Boston
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Big dick energy > small dick energy
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mamamoo @thelovelymc.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
you are allowed to unplug, unwind, & just exist
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
It took me two days but I deleted tens of thousands of emails and somehow the entire process made me Feel generally better.
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Today, I have chosen violence.
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Why does everyone hate #JasonTatum he is amazing.
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I have deleted 1000s of emails this morning and I am only one year in.
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
🚨🚨🚨dangerous
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Been keeping illness at bay for a week straight, but I feel like it might be closing the gap.
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
My son’s gf made us lomo saltado. Sooo good.
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Idk what is happening in #fortnite rn but I am getting my ass kicked. #xbox #gaming #gamer
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Apparently saying, “President Musk” is rude? 😂😂😂
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Scott Galloway @profgalloway.com · 12/02/2025
Gulf of Distraction
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I saw a video of a dude sea kayaking who was briefly swallowed and spit out by a whale. All I know is, you wouldn’t be able to tell me shit if i made it out of a whale’s mouth.
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Muriel Vieux - The Poet @murielvieux.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
They think that by doing deportations, stopping immigration, and jailing Black folks they can stop the browning of the US. That is their only criteria for policies, that is their only agenda. Becoming whiter.
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Mutual combat at #work should be a thing.
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I truly stop and say extra blessings for whoever makes the #coffee in the morning at work. #ThankYou
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DefPoet @defpoet.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
This going to bed super early thing is great, until I wake up at 0400.
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Rizzo Loca @rizzoloca.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
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