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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~

@defoni.bsky.social
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Aro-ace. 36. Genderqueer, they/them. Appreciator of all things macabre. ⚠️NSFW⚠️ CW // all the things. Kink & fetish reposts. I write filth (mainly Hannibal/HEU) -> archiveofourown.org/users/tanathil

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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 17h
Absolutely WILD to read a description like that for a movie and have it be followed by one "one star" Anyway, I'm here, I'm seated, I've got my permit
cartoon man smiling smugly while holding up a card that reads "Monster Fucker Permit", with a headshot of him smiling smugly next to the text.
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Never fails
John Gruber
@gruber.foo
Muted by "Jesse Singal Followers Blocklist"
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
the_writer's_barely_disguised_fetish.jpg
2.) Specid Ed: Ed has to babysit his whiny and demanding younger
sister Sarah. She bullies Ed into wearing their Mothers clothes
and having tea. Edd and Eddy show up and reluctantly join the tea
party...anything to keep her highness happy. Before they know it
all three Eds are babysitting. Sarah has them working non-stop:
Cooking her lunch, cleaning her room, and giving her horsey-rides
down the hall.
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Every now and again this MIDNIGHT MASS edit by @zamidala on tiktok pops into my mind and I need to obsess over it again half a dozen times
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Love the diversity of opinions on this
Zach Retox @zachretox.bsky.social 45m

Yes


G! @gpike.bsky.social 37m

He is absolutely NOT.
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I haven't been keeping up with the latest US stuff so idk why your president is suggesting destroying your cities, but I just wanted to share these words from Rahul Kohli: "We all died of Covid. This is hell."
rahulkohli13 2h

I genuinely do not know what is more frightening: The President of the United States of America suggesting that the destruction of LA and San Diego is a "small price to pay"...

Or

The anti-immigrant, white nationalist, Christian, “America first” crowd wildly clapping and cheering like buffoons at the proposed destruction of American citizens on American soil.

FYI This is the same crowd that piss blood at the mention of @hasandpiker's name for the 9/11 soundbite.

We all died of Covid. This is hell.
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
forever mood
bts pic of Rooney Mara as Mary Magdalena, smoking next to a crucified Jesus, film crew around them.
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I fucking love Javier Bardem
Javier Bardem photographed at the 2025 Emmy Awards, wearing a Palestinian keffiyeh scarf.
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'd let the alien doggo give little alien doggo kisses to my hand
Spock holding an exotic animal in his arms (it's a dog with a little unicorn cone on its head and shiny antlers).
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I read through the police interview with the pledge, and it's a horrifying fucking read. What the actual fuck. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK www.documentcloud.org/documents/18...
[from the interview with Travis County investigator, p. 71]

RC  What kind of injuries have you suffered as a result of what happened?

MS  So far I have, my kidneys hurt bad, they still do, and my doctor has told me that I may lose my right kidney.

RC  This is Dr. Rutledge.

MS  Yes, Dr. Rutledge. I have to go see him every, about every two weeks.

RC  Did he tell you why, I mean what exactly medically, is it just the trauma?

MC  Yes, the trauma. My kidney spasms and re-bruises itself and, he told me it was from being hit right over it, and in my lower rib cage on my right side in the back is it hurts all the time, it's like I can remember feeling being hit hard right over this, I assume with the broom, right over my rib cage on my right side and whenever I breathe my lung doesn't actually can't actually go all the way because it get's pinned between my rib cages from, so I assume it was beaten down some, beaten into me.

CS  You also mentioned to me that there might be permanent nerve damage in that area of your rib cage?

MS  Yes, he told me there is.

CS  Okay, I didn't realize, I thought you might have stopped.

MS  No, there's is cartilage damage, ligament damage, artery, vein, nerves, and rib cage is bruised severely.
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thank you :')
Kermit looking at a phone.Kermit hugging a phone.
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The children yearn for the times of the Megapussi
Taffel chips bag that reads: "MEGAPUSSI! MAGEPÅSE!"
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I watched GODZILLA MINUS ONE. GODZILLA MINUS ONE:
"I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards."
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Tired and anxious but Hanging Fucking In There picrew.me/en/image_mak...
Maddel_art picrew of me.
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I read about Michigan on Wikipedia 'cause fuck if I know anything about US' states, and Wikipedia tells me that "Scandinavian and Finnish Americans have a notable presence in the Upper Peninsula" lol surprisingly fitting xD
"You talk most like someone from Michigan — about 43% of your answers match a typical resident.

Cities most & least like you
Interpolated from the nearest survey responses.

Most similar
San Francisco, CA (41%)
Los Angeles, CA (41%)
Salt Lake City, UT (41%)

Least similar
Dallas, TX (35%)
Oklahoma City, OK (35%)
Houston, TX (35%)"
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old? (I nearly fucked this up 'cause I was like, "oh, what movies did come out it 2020, hmm?" lol years, ages, it's that sorta wibbly wobbly, timey wimey stuff, who can keep track)
Poster for the movie THE KING'S SPEECH. Mustard background, an old timey microphone, a man's face down from the bridge of his nose seen next to it.

I know we're all "eat the rich" and "no kings", but please don't eat Colin Firth nor Geoffrey Rush, they're just actors and I'm very fond of both them.
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
sometimes you just run into poetic comments in the wild
[screenshot of a youtube comment]

[sent from redacted] 3 vuotta sitten (muokattu)

[to redacted] it's an amazing world, we're all linked through our buttholes.
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rest in peace Tim Curry, you are and forever will be iconic as fuck💜
Tim Curry as Dr. Frank-N-Furter, posing next to a statue of a naked man, a huge grin on his face, looking fabulous and iconic in drag.
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
lmfao
Screenshot of a comment posted on a post on r/FreeLuigi, the commented on post's title being "Luigi Mangione in Japan", with a video attached to the post.

"Deep_Salamander_5461

I've never seen so much footage keep coming out about a person that wasn't even a celebrity

It's the 9/11 angles all over again"
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We need a PARENTAL ADVISORY warning label, but for AI-generated content. If GenAI's been used in your book/album/movie etc. in any shape or form at any point in its creation, it should be clearly stated so people can make an informed decision on whether to buy your shit or not
"CONTAINS
AI-GENERATED
MATERIAL"
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Poster for the movie ROMEO + JULIET (1996).
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH I JUST learned about the CGI-un-mustaching-of-Henry-Cavill spectacle in JUSTICE LEAGUE, this is fucking hilarious xD
Henry Cavill as Superman in JUSTICE LEAGUE, with his facial hair removed and lips added to him in post production.
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I've had a subscription to the print version of the Empire magazine for seven years now, but today they emailed to tell me that they're changing that subscription into the digital version 😭 R.I.P. to mine and Empire's seven year relationship, I will not renew my sub once this current run ends 😔
"We're getting in touch about an important change to your Empire subscription.

Recent changes to EU customs rules mean it's become much more expensive to send printed magazines to subscribers in the EU. Because of this, we're having to make some changes to how we deliver your subscription going forward.

Continue enjoying your Empire subscription

The good news is that there's an easy way to keep enjoying everything you love about Empire. Our digital edition gives you instant access to every issue, wherever you are, with all the film news, reviews, interviews and blockbuster features you'd expect from the world's biggest movie magazine.

Your subscription will automatically continue as a digital subscription

To ensure you continue receiving full value from your subscription, we will automatically convert your remaining print or print and digital subscription to a digital only subscription at the following rate:

1 remaining issue = 4 digital issues

Based on your current subscription, you will receive: 32 digital issues."
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Speaking of national epics, I recently watched KALEVALA: KULLERVON TARINA on HBO Max, and it was very fucking GOOD, I was happily surprised how much I ended up enjoying it! (Big Scale Finnish dramas can be a bit hit-or-miss with me.) And hello Eero Aho, are you Ben Daniels related 'cause wtf??
Finnish actor Eero Aho.English actor Ben Daniels.
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
[a pic of Luigi Mangione] VS [a pic of Frida Kahlo].

Below the pics, rows of checkmarks, marking each of these listed topics as fitting to both:

"Feminist Icon
Crippling Back Injury
Unibrow
Big Exhibit in New York"

Below the list, it reads:
"WELCOME BACK, FRIDA KAHLO."
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Young Robert Redford was always the most beautiful man of any room he was in, but in THE STING (1973) he was not only the most beautiful man in the room, but his drip was also fucking excellent
Robert Redford in THE STING, wearing a striped shirt, a dark jacket, a dark hat (sorry for the shitty description, idk the right, specific names for these pieces of clothing).Robert Redford in THE STING, wearing a russet striped suit and a hat which I cannot name.
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
...Made the mistake of looking through his IMDB page just now and apparently he's voicing Severus Snape in new audiobook versions of the HP series
Young man sitting at a table, a fastfood container in front of him. He's looking at the camera, saying: "My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined."
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Riz Ahmed in VENOM (2018) was a whole ~experience~ for me. He looks like a rl Disney prince, he's one of the most beautiful people I've ever seen
Riz Ahmed on some red carpet, wearing a suit and tie.
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Verify your age
Kuvaputkitelevisio ja VHS kasettisoitin kärryssä luokkahuoneessa.

English: Picture-pipe television (straightly translated, idk what to call that kinda television in English) on a cart in a classroom.
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
That is...a colour palette. I like the spiced coral & lemon signal. I always put 4.53 a.m. as my birthtime 'cause those are the numbers that are in my head, but I'm not 100% sure if that's my birthtime or a time I saw in one of my five siblings' birthcertificates and just think that it's mine lol
My Pantone Birth Chart Palette 

SUN
Gemini Sun 
Lemon Signal
#F6C945
RGB 246, 201, 69
Closest Pantone match: 122 C

MOON Aries Moon 
Ember Pulse  
#C84632
RGB 200, 70, 50
Closest Pantone match: 7619 C

RISING 
Gemini Rising
Clear Sky Note
#63B6D5 
RGB 99, 182, 213
Closest Pantone match: 7458 C

VENUS
Aries Venus
Spiced Coral
#F07B63 
RGB 240, 123, 99 
Closest Pantone match: 2434 C
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
new pfp (again)
Tom Hardy as Eddie Brock in VENOM (2018), looking like he's been through A Lot. The text beneath:

magnusalecs:

Tbh the best thing about Venom (2018) is that Eddie looks like complete shit the entire time. I kept waiting for the inevitable moment in all superhero movies where the guy rips off his shirt and everyone gets a minute and a half to ogle him until the plot resumes but, no, Eddie spends the entirety of the movie in the one gray hoodie drenched in sweat and looking 3.1 seconds from death. No unnecessary shirtless fight scene or shower scene. Just Tom Hardy looking like garbage and talking to himself for almost 2 hours. Poetic cimena.
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I love them
A bear and wolf, standing side by side, facing forward.
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
"In 2015, Finnish wildlife photographer Lassi Rautiainen shared a series of photographs documenting a female gray wolf and a male brown bear spending time together in northern Finland, observing them for 10 days." Always love sharing this story, 'cause it's a JOY www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/c...
A wolf and and bear, close by each other.A bear and a wolf, being close by, both bending down towards the forest floor.A wolf and a bear, the wolf presenting to the bear the bird they caught.A wolf and a bear, snout against snout.
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The colours are super cool! The earlier CHARGED version looks like this ⬇️, and I think the FULLY CHARGED version is so sp neat 8)))
Toho ULTIMATES! Godzilla Minus One (Charging) figure.
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The protective cover they built for Havis Amanda to keep people from climbing it as they're celebrating the World Championship win (I'm betting they'll still manage to climb it lol) #iihf
Havis Amanda, a fountain and a statue in Helsinki, Finland, covered up by a protective wall with the statue pictured on each of the cover's many sides. The statue is a naked woman, a mermaid to be specific, who's decided to leave her home at sea and step on land, symbolizing the rebirth of Helsinki. The statue with its pedestal is five meters tall.
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I love this movie, and I adore Michael Wincott in it :')
T-Bird: I got trouble. One of my crew got himself perished.
Top Dollar: Yeah, and who might that be?
T-Bird: Tin Tin, somebody stuck his blades in all his major organs in alphabetical order.
Top Dollar: Well, gentlemen, by all means, I think we oughta have an introspective moment of silence for poor ol' Tin Tin.
[sniffs drugs]
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Name your fav non-DC or Marvel comic book movie
Screenshot from THE CROW (1994). Top Dollar (Michael Wincott) is sitting on a wooden chair with an ornately carved back, smiling, looking very smug. On his right stands his right-hand man Grange (Tony Todd), his hands in front of him, the tips of his fingers from each hand pressed together. On Top Dollar's left stands his lover and half-sister Myca (Bai Ling), casually leaning on the back of Top Dollar's chair.
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I've been a frog since Friday, but BEFORE THAT, I was Nemi from this strip:
A comic strip from Lise Myhre's Nemi comic.

1. Nemi, looking rough and pained, hair all messed up. Sini looks at her, shocked. "What happened to you?" Nemi: "Don't know... I went out last night".

2. Nemi: "...But I can't really remember anything before I woke up in some skip in Brighton filled with rotting fruit..."

3. Nemi: "My jacket was stinking so much I was set on by badgers!"

3. Sini: "You won't be coming out tonight, then?"

Nemi: "Sure I am. I'm just popping home to change."
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
My father got me this baby T. rex plush by the Finnish Lumo Stars, and if it isn't the sweetest thing...! I asked, "How did you know to get me a dinosaur?" And he said I've mentioned smthng go with it, and...It's just the sweetest!! (the plushie looks better in person, I swear, lol)
Baby t. rex plushie by lumo stars.
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
got me big boy b-day hat on, gonna proceed to get drunk now, brb
Tiny little uluguru forest tree frog settled on the tip of a finger, looking cute af. The frog's green and has very big, black eyes. A little birthday hat been edited onto its little head, the itty-bitty amphibian is ready to party and rule the world, beginning with a reign of terror!!
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
looking through my pulp covers folder and found someone who doesn't belong. (he looks content to be there though, Imma let him stay)
multiple pulp magazine/book covers, showing up all tiny, nestled among them a drawing of a little creature in a pool of blood.drawing of a little creature in a pool of blood, its eyes big and black, its face blank, blood stains covering it.
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
It's my birthday today :)
Tiny little uluguru forest tree frog settled on the tip of a finger, looking cute af. The frog's green and has very big, black eyes.
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Is this loss?
i'm so sorry,
loss can be so difficult [emoji that's not showing as an emoji but as a tall, white column]
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
One of our regulars brought a May Day giftback to us and it had this garlic pasta thingy that was vegan so I immediately snatched that, and OMG it was so good!! I looked around online and these cost like 2,75€ a pop which, lol, I'm not paying that. BUT I found a place that +
The packaging for Samyang tangle garlic oil pasta, featuring a drawing of a bowl housing pasta.
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Without downloading anything new, where are you, mentally?
"I'm definitely not gonna act all dark and weird tonight."

*4 beers later*

[A black and white picture of person wearing a gasmask with very long, insect like antenna protruding from it. They're holding a cane in one hand and a platter of some sort in the other. Smokey background with faint silhouettes of buildings barely seen.]
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
he's such an asshole lol I love him
Jeremy Brett's Sherlock Holmes saying to David Burke's John Watson: "My dear sir, do not commit to rashness because you are temporarily depressed."
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
hashtag husbands
Two pictures of Jeremy Brett as Sherlock Holmes and David Burke as John Watson.

Pic 1, Sherlock, not looking at Watson, acting all nonchalant (and failing), says: "Your cigars. I was not unmindful of your return."

Pic 2, Watson looking at Holmes (who's still not looking at him), all in his feels over how sweet Sherlock is, says: "Oh, Holmes."
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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Who's the best Sherlock Holmes and why is it Jeremy Brett (I realise I'm biased 'cause he was my first Sherlock, still doesn't mean that I'm not CORRECT)
Two pictures of Jeremy Brett as Sherlock Holmes, looking very beautiful.
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