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Jeff Livingstone

@defjeff.bsky.social
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Lapsed influencer. Geordie (*VERY*). Arty. Amicable. Nice. Previously did football stuff for World Soccer, Guardian, Times, NY Times, adidas, Nike, Puma, BBC and many more. Up North, Kickin’ up fuss

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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 8h
Can’t argue with £20. Barely used and feller* who sold it was lovely. Was worth logging onto Facebook and getting brainwashed if this is the kind of bargain you can pick up. Will chop some twigs soon, but first, I’m away to put dinghies up lampposts and slash some flags, or something. #Brexit #Nige
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 12h
Away to pick up a Garden Shredder off of Facebook Marketplace later.
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 12h
Laneway stop off.
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 12h
In town for my flu jab. Grey Street looking lovely in the sunshine.
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ford Escort
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ford Mustang
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
We knew where NUFC were, I’d just hoped to see some structure after 3 wks away. Not to worry, it’s all a bit weird now anyway. Consoling self with the 1959 masterpiece ‘I’m alright, Jack’. Carmichael, Thomas, Fraser, Attenborough, Le Mesurier, Handel, Scott and more. Plus Sellers’ best performance?
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Monday.
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Tonight’s episode of The Avengers features Judy Parfitt (Sister Monica Joan), Geoffrey Bayldon (Catweazel), Nicholas Smith (Mr Rumbold), and, invariably, lashings of HRH Bowles. Marvellous. Oh, to have been a jobbing thesp in the mid to late 60s.
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I see Cole Palmer had a good game.
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Me, hearing about your Halloween ‘get together’.
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Me and you, enjoying ourselves.
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Aldi beers and Maconie on the wireless. Bliss. Próst!
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Somebody on Facebook Marketplace is selling a Raleigh Wildcat and I’m tempted. This is like buying KITT now if your parents had missold you a Grifter at the time.
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh yes. Nod to @memecastleunited.bsky.social #TOTP
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Here we go. #TOTP
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You might want to get along to Lidl before these all go, lads. Twenty quid.
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I like Billie, always comes across as a good ‘un. When it comes to the music, there were better assistants. #TOTP
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Getting ready for #TOTP later:
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Got a couple of Sabrina’s books too for a few quid. She’s great.
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Friends were concerned that this recent cycling obsession was going too far, and were keen to ensure that Jeff stayed off eBay in the future when he’d been on the lash.
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This particularly vulgar little cretin regularly shows what he and his party are about.
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you’re not familiar, some fine work is being done here.
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Been enjoying the Mellow Birds graffiti phenomenon over in the West End of Newcastle recently. Via the excellent Radge Mag on Insta, thought you’d appreciate their responses to the dickhead councillors getting worked up about their output. Just leave it up, lads. Offending children indeed…
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Friday again, lads. We made it.
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thursday.
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Been to Lidl again, lads.
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Strong supporting cast, as always, including Patrick Cargill, Garfield Morgan and the highly talented Annette Carrell, who committed suicide not long after this episode. Poor lass. Always had a real air about her on screen.
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thought I’d give a StudioCanal subscription a go, mainly because there’s a load of old stuff on there I’d like to watch. Invariably drawn back to Steed and Peel, as is the tradition. Tonight’s episode featuring Brian Wilde, who would have been three years younger than me here.
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
…if this stays same Ireland make the playoffs…
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Rory Finneran and Alex Murphy in the starting XI, potentially a massive result if Eire can hold on. Mate reckons Finneran is excelling again. Looks a real player, that lad.
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Monday.
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Monday tomorrow. Have opened an excellent bottle of wine and decided to go with appropriately magnificent audible content. Incredible album.
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You lot accepting this is going to be a workbench. Heh.
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Getting there, btw.
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I understand he was trying to mix things up with the gulls down at Tynemouth….
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Had to step away from the vintage tennis guy’s shop. £150. Very tempting. May return when I’ve had a few.
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just been looking through the updates of L’Eroica which is running trough Sienna right now. Vintage velos, incredible locations, great food, fabulous coffees and aesthetics to die for. Got to get over and do this at some point.
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
God, I love this saw. So that’s a perfectly cut plywood worktop, shelf and backboard to go on wall for tools. Vintage French road bikes will be restored here. Timber will become a frame and legs, but that’s tomorrow’s job. Off to get ready for @stuartmaconie.bsky.social on the wireless.
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Flying along.
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My new workbench. At least, it will be, provided I don’t balls it up.
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just had a load of CLS timber delivered, lads.
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Easy
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“And I’ll be wanting A FUCKING GOLD PLANE” #TOTP
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ah, Toploader… #TOTP
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Reet. Wine poured. Dog *finally* settled. Joining you lot for #TOTP. Salut!
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mind, I’ve got to watch her like a hawk. Designated areas, a play pen and blocked off chairs have all been ignored and somehow bypassed the second I’ve looked the other way, no matter how briefly. In Dr Who terms, this is pretty much my life right now.
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pleased to confirm that mademoiselle is continuing to make good progress. Now walking steadily on all four legs, albeit over short distances. Surgical scarring almost fully healed too. Happy Friday everyone!
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Friday again, lads. Well done. We made it!
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