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definetheblur.bsky.social

@definetheblur.bsky.social
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This account is a cesspit of moderately clever comments and occasional bits of commissioned art. If you want to DM me or leave a comment asking anything feel free, this already a place where I don't have much shame! Minors please don't interact.

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definetheblur.bsky.social @definetheblur.bsky.social · 7h
"I dunno, night swimming doesn't sound safe." "It, uh, has its perks."
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Pringl @pringl-draws.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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definetheblur.bsky.social @definetheblur.bsky.social · 7h
Important to know as a sorcerer- wool is surprisingly temperature resistant and hard to set on fire. Oven mitts used to he made out of the stuff, and in a brave monster manual wooly creatures would only take half from fire based damage.
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definetheblur.bsky.social @definetheblur.bsky.social · 7h
Be brave, friend. Claim victory from the jaws of de teef
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definetheblur.bsky.social @definetheblur.bsky.social · 7h
So is each one just a little nibble of their soul, or is the soul mirrored onto all the pieces in such a way that winning the game gives you ownership over all of them? Because it would be fun to just hand some pieces off to other players of different games.
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Gym Bro But Fuzzy @remwithpen.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Poor fella I ran into learned that their first furry art purchase, was an AI scam, a little too late. I wasn't about to let this stand, and took the character design and made them a proper piece. I hope their future art purchases are scam free and happy.
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definetheblur.bsky.social @definetheblur.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Modern politics just operates on video game logic rules. Do evil shit and you become less attractive and more dumpy looking the same way your eyes would glow red in Fable after horribly betraying people pointlessly.
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Garam @garamcomics.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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definetheblur.bsky.social @definetheblur.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Just a barbie girl In a hungry wor-orld The clothes are la-cy They seem so tast-tyyyy
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definetheblur.bsky.social @definetheblur.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I think mouthwash would be more efficient and roughly the same amount of effective, but if you go over to someone's place and they've got that spare it might be a really good sign!
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definetheblur.bsky.social @definetheblur.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"This one is my safety blinker so other people can see me. The big one is my UNsafety blinker so no one cam see anything."
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definetheblur.bsky.social @definetheblur.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The bike suit makes me want to see it with more widgets and gadgets added to it, or maybe a utility belt! Very futuristic vibes.
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definetheblur.bsky.social @definetheblur.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Oh god. Imagine getting onto a bus and every orc just looks at once.
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definetheblur.bsky.social @definetheblur.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I like the one leaning in and complimenting the ravoon on surviving. I do wonder what happens to the ones that didn't. Presumably handed off to a certain friendly necromancer? Or is there a chess graveyard being filled with enough bodies to animate into a full size board?
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definetheblur.bsky.social @definetheblur.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Gotta start from across the room or something with that much smile jeez
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Warl @warlgranada.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
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definetheblur.bsky.social @definetheblur.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I wish empathy and imagination worked as super powers that could just change the way a body worked. Instead of asking "Hey what is that sensation like?" you could just take another configuration for a spin, or exactly feel someone else's experience.
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definetheblur.bsky.social @definetheblur.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oooh it gives you temp hp but slows your move speed way down. If you're hit by it too much and the temp hp goes above a certain total you're paralyzed until someone can rip it off! Or you know your whole party is encased and presumably stripped one at a time when and IF the dragon's feeling it.
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definetheblur.bsky.social @definetheblur.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Imagine if it was just the prey teasing them so bad it happens as an accident or automatic response. Just muffled laughter coming from inside and an annoyed pred promising terrible vengeance that the prey is of course looking forward to.
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definetheblur.bsky.social @definetheblur.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Haha wow this is a cool look- wait holy shit that's a knife! ...is that making it better?
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definetheblur.bsky.social @definetheblur.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
While I'm definitely using this term I do wish I knew my safeword.
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definetheblur.bsky.social @definetheblur.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is a slowed down visual representation of a dragon polycule forming. Simply add 2H (humans) and the attractive forces between them and the central element will do the rest.
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definetheblur.bsky.social @definetheblur.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Well now everyone reading this is going to be counting down until we see his reaction!
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definetheblur.bsky.social @definetheblur.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh my gosh it's like reverse geocaching. Figure out how to get out of the box and then where in the hell you are.
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definetheblur.bsky.social @definetheblur.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hey, if you say you're trustworthy I believe you!
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Sketch of Hornet as a lady knight I did:
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Andaerz @andaerz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Daily #2190 - Dress
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definetheblur.bsky.social @definetheblur.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Might have gotten the wrong order. Are you sure it wasn't an existentialada?
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definetheblur.bsky.social @definetheblur.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
AH bra is the underlayer I got it that seems much more comfortable.
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definetheblur.bsky.social @definetheblur.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I've never thought about how annoying the universal split must be for eldritch horror. It's like living in a city full of people so color blind that they can't even touch the color green if it's mixed with red.
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definetheblur.bsky.social @definetheblur.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Is there a sheer purple shirt on under the bra? Or is it body paint?
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definetheblur.bsky.social @definetheblur.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That final line is a remarkable power move.
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definetheblur.bsky.social @definetheblur.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Extremely granular world building details for larger horny settings is my real kink.
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funkybun @funkybun.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
oh hi! I have been back for a bit. I have no new comic in the works yet, I've mostly been drawing random things X) like this one! in a world where being bottomless is the formal dresscode; the nuance of sheath etiquette
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definetheblur.bsky.social @definetheblur.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Was it a fusion dance like DBZ? Or the kind from Steven universe? Or were they irradiated and then bit each other?
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definetheblur.bsky.social @definetheblur.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
But then he continued musing on the next page. "But what I would REALLY like is someone in liederhosen, clown shoes, a cowboy hat, and wearing a Madonna bra on backwards." It was the first time she'd ever left someone alone after initiating the process.
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definetheblur.bsky.social @definetheblur.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Do not fear it. EMBRACE the plastic, the eldritch recombination of bones so old they turned to liquid made solid again for human industry. Eat pen caps, water bottle lids, and wrappers that you were sure came off but you can feel the crinkly bit in your teeth. Or get ipacec and brace yourself.
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definetheblur.bsky.social @definetheblur.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Look sometimes the big scary beast that loves to do terrible things to people secretly LIKES all those people and they have an appointment to do it again next week.
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Strype (COMMISSIONS OPEN!) @strype.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Just for funsies, have a new friend.
Sala the Tetrakoma.  She's a white and green four-legged arachniform synthetic with a large black faceplate that displays her inquisitive yellow eyes as she examines a sensor node of some sort
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Andaerz @andaerz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Daily #2189 - Catgirl shaped
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definetheblur.bsky.social @definetheblur.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I didn't know what a deer looked like when it clearly had some shit to say until now.
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definetheblur.bsky.social @definetheblur.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'd like to take a moment to appreciate that you brought your water. Always good to hydrate while hiking! Plus I think we can all admire the valley. Oh also the scenery was nice.
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definetheblur.bsky.social @definetheblur.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Her attitude towards this pile of inciting incidents in incredible. The hero we deserve gets bitten by a radioactive chinchilla and then just refuses to become Dust Devil.
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Unclear Objective @unclearobjective.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
#VividShadows Day 10: Multiverse Time may change me, but I can change time.
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definetheblur.bsky.social @definetheblur.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The way the expression is tired after the mess is making me stop and stare at this piece.
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definetheblur.bsky.social @definetheblur.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Learnin never taught me nothin. And books is the worst!
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definetheblur.bsky.social @definetheblur.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You're not playing hard to get, you just enforce a cardio skill floor
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definetheblur.bsky.social @definetheblur.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You keep trying to offer them a sandwich or something because goddamn but you have to shout over the gurgles and eventually it's just like "FRIGGIN EAT ME ALREADY IT'S SO LOUD SHIT"
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definetheblur.bsky.social @definetheblur.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Good grief those tear streaks. Love how vivid your work is.
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definetheblur.bsky.social @definetheblur.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Frankly a deeply cool way for vore fans to decide who gets treated how.
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