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Defender1031

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Just your regular old Super Mario Maker Troll Dummy.

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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Someone posted this in my discord and I was like "yep, that's an instant buy for me".
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Are you still doing the "play every N64 game ever made" thing or did you finish that? Cause if that's still going, I would imagine this might not be so accurate...
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The existence of sundial and mondial imply the existence of tuesdial, wednesdial, thursdial, fridial, and saturdial.
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Nintendo Direct reactions: 1. Oh, good. I was hoping for a new generic fantasy adventure game or 12! 2. Hot take: I really really really don't like HD2D, and every game I've seen use it looks samey and boring. Sorry to anyone who loves it, but it just doesn't do it for me.
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Kirby, Samus, Mario, Link, Pikachu, and Pikmin
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Is "binary greedy meshing" the new term for monogamous cishet marriage?
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
New pet peeve: "Extended version"s of songs which are actually just the song on repeat multiple times.
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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a group of men standing next to each other with the words miners not minors written on the bottom
ALT: a group of men standing next to each other with the words miners not minors written on the bottom
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
(This is facetious. I do NOT sincerely endorse that view.)
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Who needs child labor laws anyway?
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Wait... and HOA that's actually doing good things for the residents?????? What witchcraft is this????
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Actual children, or is this more like when I see someone who looks too young to be a parent pushing a stroller and I'm like "how do you have a kid, you look like you're 16" and they're like "I'm 24" and I realize that I'm old and everyone looks like babies to me?
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Live now with some Life updates, new plushies, more Seanhip and Abotun, and Lego Game Boy during ad breaks. www.twitch.tv/defender1031
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Life updates, new plushies, more Seanhip and Abotun, and Lego Game Boy during ad breaks.
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The ponders of warenting. Just don't forget to scrimshaw left.
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Back after too long with more abotun and seanhip levels, and also some new toys! Come hang out. www.twitch.tv/defender1031
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More Seanhip and Abotun
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Video game music people, agree or disagree? Midna's Lament is the Corridors of Time of Twilight Princess.
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Any other ADHD/NDs hesitate to sit down and work on a creative project, even one you DESPERATELY want to do, because you're afraid that once you get into hyperfocus mode, you'll need to stop in the middle for some reason and fear the pain of having to interrupt the flow?
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I love this thread, and you are just so freaking wholesome and adorable, Thab.
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
That, my friend, is called ADHD.
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Came here to quote this.
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Biggest lie on the internet? "You control how we use your data."
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Eurovision is primarily in English...
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
True.
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
It's weird, cause this is what it looks like for me.
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
That... might explain why this post got zero likes on either platform.
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
There should be a law that the volume of a container must be at least 90% of the volume of its convex hull. Just opened a box of cookies shaped like🭦🬂🬂🭛for no discernible reason other than to look like it had more cookies. Seen fancy spice containers shaped like 🮚 as well.
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
This guy with a dorky-looking mustache took over the government and started murdering them, so they ran away... 🤷‍♂️
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I imagine it's more because they think they can get away with it. It seems there are two kinds of people, the ones who try to get away with as much as they can, and the ones who consider how their actions affect others and try to do the right thing.
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Skyriman Legends, Premium Special Ultra Deluxe Anniversary Legendary Definitive Edition 2
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
NGL, I wasn't prepared for the full-on existential crisis the day I got the last few tears, but many of my own flowed that day as well... I refused to touch any of the silent princesses there either. Didn't feel right.
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Yeah. Sure. The watchdog's real reason for going to the bacon factory is to investigate a workplace accident that would be beyond canine comprehension. Sure. Clever way to snag some bacon though.
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Carl PROMISED me that his hack is actually benevolent this time. Do I trust him? No. Am I playing it anyway? Obviously. LH/SMM2/Both later? www.twitch.tv/defender1031
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Twitch is the world
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
So when we getting those Metroid Prime 2 and 3 Switch remasters?
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Hazeleye
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
That's bizarre. Also, banning over an unfollow is stupid. It guarantees that the person can never refollow again in the future. Kinda counterproductive. How do you know they banned you?
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
My channukah pesent is... more levelhead trolls! www.twitch.tv/defender1031
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Happy Channukah! Let's get trolled!
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
You know what? Let's make it wholesome: Toxic conditioning Self-judgement Prejudice
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
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a man and a woman are standing next to each other with the words so this is how liberty dies
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other with the words so this is how liberty dies
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
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a monkey wearing a crown and a necklace says is that legal
ALT: a monkey wearing a crown and a necklace says is that legal
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
._._._._İ_._._._i Happy Channukah to all who celebrate!
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Sometimes I think about how when I first started getting into the community, I felt like I was soooo late to the game, but at this point I've been around for longer than most of the "veterans" had been at the time.
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Trying out levelhead! I've heard there's troll potential, and we even have a few troll levels already made by viewers. Let's go! www.twitch.tv/defender1031
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Trying out Levelhead for the first time. I've heard there's some troll potential, so let's find out.
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I say this with all the love in my heart and all the pride in everything you've accomplished over the past year: BEAR SOURCE!!!!
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
More Seanhip and Abotun. Levelhead tomorrow? www.twitch.tv/defender1031
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More Seanhip and Abotun. Levelhead tomorrow?
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Defender1031 @defender1031.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I have a joke about Joseph, but it might be too colorful.
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