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A Person Of Real Intellectual Influence @defaultvalue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

they’re calling it the least self-aware small group in america, techbros looking for plenary indulgences swarming the room like flies on shit

class synopsis for “so you’ve been called a creep: someone has called you creepy. maybe more than one person. how can you make sense of that? we don’t have all the answers, but we’ve thought some about it and we want to figure it out together. this will be a workshop/friendly discussion. (45 minutes)”

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A Person Of Real Intellectual Influence @defaultvalue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

no; i am the political center, it is the children who are wrong

results from the taketest.xyz political survey showing a result in the 1st percentile of the far left

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A Person Of Real Intellectual Influence @defaultvalue.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

explaining to the kids why we’re not driving to the grocery store anymore

picture of Risk board showing east Africa, Ukraine, and the Middle East. You can see the strait of Hormuz. armies are everywhere

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A Person Of Real Intellectual Influence @defaultvalue.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

This is gonna end up being the “TJ Maxx Introduces Meat” joke from the Onion, isn’t it.

dodgeball meme where “the Onion attempting satire” labels the group of kids, “Apollo” labels the thrower, and “gift of prophecy” adorns the ball.

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A Person Of Real Intellectual Influence @defaultvalue.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

had a rough day, but it brings me comfort to know someone out there is doing things right, i.e. a ludicrous amount of donuts in the intersection

a comically large intersection in which some hero has done the only reasonable thing, a massive amount of donuts, as evidenced by the enormous tangle of skidmarks adorning the pavement

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A Person Of Real Intellectual Influence @defaultvalue.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I was going to ask how the previously effective regime of screwworm prevention failed but I feel like the answer is hidden in this sentence.

Miller said ranchers should have no trouble accessing effective drugs like ivermectin, which he said he still personally takes each week.

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A Person Of Real Intellectual Influence @defaultvalue.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

So you think you're lonely Well my friend, I'm lonely too I wanna get back to my city by the bayeeyayee Whoa-oh, oh-ooh-oh [organ time] IT’S SAA-AD, OH-Oh There’s been MORNINGS OUT ON THE ROAD withoutchoo WITHOUT YOUR CHA-A-A-ARMS

The pope, singing into a microphone, eyes closed, really getting into the bridge, as do we all

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A Person Of Real Intellectual Influence @defaultvalue.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

And so we beat on, poasts against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past

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A Person Of Real Intellectual Influence @defaultvalue.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Fun fact: the only slate to beat “did not vote” in any presidential election in my lifetime was Biden/Harris in 2020.

Chart showing presidential election vote totals as a percentage of eligible voters from 1976 through 2024, emphasizing the tyranny of “Did Not Vote.”

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A Person Of Real Intellectual Influence @defaultvalue.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

“It’s after six o’clock, Lemon. What am I, a farmer?”

Todd Blanche, Donald Trump, and Kash Patel at the White House lectern delivering a press briefing, all three in tuxedos and bowties, which is hilarious

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A Person Of Real Intellectual Influence @defaultvalue.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

I heard… your band… is selling their Bloomberg terminals… and opening Polymarket accounts.

CNBC headline saying “Dow rallies more than 400 points in final day of March on hopes the U.S.-Iran war could end soon”

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A Person Of Real Intellectual Influence @defaultvalue.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Found this great photo of Platner accepting Warren’s endorsement:

The Uruk-Hai suicide bomber from the battle of Helm’s Deep, the mark of Saruman on his face, holding the blazing torch he uses to ignite the explosives.

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A Person Of Real Intellectual Influence @defaultvalue.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Today’s going to be alright. I just know that something good is gonna happen.

Blue plate on a wooden table with an open-face bacon/egg/cheese (old bay cheddar) on a bagel and a side of bright green avocado slices, all splashed with salsa verde and sriracha.

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A Person Of Real Intellectual Influence @defaultvalue.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Yes but it will come back in the next update. Also it’s never totally gone.

Three panel strip of Moe throwing Barney out of the bar, dusting off his hands, and then Barney appearing behind him inside the bar.

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A Person Of Real Intellectual Influence @defaultvalue.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

[image of me, taking a victory lap on my little wheel, fancy cane outstretched, tophat secure, tux and tails a-flying]

screenshot of Anisota user stats showing 100% of images this account posted in 2025 had alt text

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A Person Of Real Intellectual Influence @defaultvalue.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Two thumbs up for my neighborhood’s Brechtian commitment to alt-text.

A picture of orange and brown dead leaves on the grass with a paper card resting on them depicting orange and brown dead leaves and the words “the fall” in orange script

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A Person Of Real Intellectual Influence @defaultvalue.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Chat is it smart and cool to buy fighter jets that can’t fly or shoot without regular software updates?

A fleet of Battlestars adrift and helpless in the skies over Caprica after the Cylons disabled their network

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A Person Of Real Intellectual Influence @defaultvalue.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

It’s like Rooney’s famous shot of Ali, if you watch the video you almost miss it, yet it conveys more about the situation than a strictly visually-representative image could have. Hell of a photo.

Photo of Mohammad Ali standing over Sonny Liston, taken in the split second when his arm was across his chest in apparent threat/exultation and his face looks fiercest.

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A Person Of Real Intellectual Influence @defaultvalue.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

I uninstalled Copilot, so the Copilot hotkey on the laptop keyboard is orphaned, and if I try to assign a custom action to it it tells me no other apps on my laptop will work with it, and it directs me to the Microsoft App Store where the only acceptable apps are… copilot or chatgpt. Great, awesome.

Non-Euclidian Simpsons meme where Moe, standing in the door the whole time, throws Barney out of the bar in the first panel, dusts his hands off in the second panel, and in the third panel Barney is visible behind Moe, taking his seat at the bar.

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A Person Of Real Intellectual Influence @defaultvalue.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

You’re doing great work but this guy doesn’t deserve anonymity to lie to your readers, and it’s disrespectful to us to grant it.

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A Person Of Real Intellectual Influence @defaultvalue.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

STEAL THIS LOOK: www.homedepot.com/lumber www.michaels.com/fabrics

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A Person Of Real Intellectual Influence @defaultvalue.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

The post boomer generation names are dumb because they start with X and then pretend like an alphabetical order naturally proceeds from there AND IT DOES NOT that’s just LAZY

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A Person Of Real Intellectual Influence @defaultvalue.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

FYI the pup-pop machine at Dairy Godmother is back in action.

A glorious black mutt licks frozen whipped cream off his own nose on a hot sidewalk

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A Person Of Real Intellectual Influence @defaultvalue.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

Big ups to boxes you can put stuff in, hell yeah, take a bow fellas, doing the work here

A plastic Tupperware with all kinds of random bottles and stuff, we’re talking Goo Gone, Brasso, powdered graphite, silicone grease, Novus 123, mineral oil, all of it

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A Person Of Real Intellectual Influence @defaultvalue.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

For a privileged enclave of the haute bourgeoisie, this town’s alright.

A handwritten sticker on a lamp-post on Mount Vernon Ave in Alexandria, Virginia says “NAZI PIGS GET THE SPIT”

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